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Amiga computer related discussion => Amiga Marketplace => Topic started by: Damion on May 23, 2008, 06:57:37 AM

Title: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
Post by: Damion on May 23, 2008, 06:57:37 AM

Here. (http://cgi.ebay.com/Amiga-1200-with-many-extras-in-Excellent-Condition_W0QQitemZ320255325635QQihZ011QQcategoryZ4193QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

Obviously it was an honest mistake (he meant "Jaws" accelerator), but I still LOL'd.

From the auction:

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GVP Jews 68030 CPU/68882 FPU Accelerator @40Mhz with 2MB RAM Installed.(32MB MAX)

Title: Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
Post by: Bonami on May 23, 2008, 07:06:03 AM

My Blizzard 1230 @ 50Mhz is quite gentile  ;-)
oops i mean gentle ...

Title: Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
Post by: weirdami on May 23, 2008, 07:56:41 AM

The GVP Jews were a little known hasidic crack-tro group from Yonkers.

Title: Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
Post by: ChaosLord on May 23, 2008, 08:38:59 AM

The accelerator was circumcised on the 8th day.

Title: Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
Post by: countzero on May 23, 2008, 08:45:36 AM

you can only use kosher ram with it i suppose.

Title: Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
Post by: AmigaHeretic on May 23, 2008, 09:13:43 AM

Maybe it was subconscious, I mean jeez look how much money he's trying to get for that thing!

 :-o











(JK I'm sure it's a fair price... but had to say it)

Title: Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
Post by: Kin-Hell on May 27, 2008, 06:48:10 PM

Price seems fair, but everytime I look at that advert, I'm sure i'm smelling Pork Pies!? - or maybe it`s just my nose. After all, air is free!   :-D

Title: Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
Post by: Darrin on May 27, 2008, 07:07:53 PM

I'm just glad to see that Israel use Motorola processors unlike evil Iran who use Intel chips!  :-D

Title: Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
Post by: Terse on May 27, 2008, 07:15:29 PM

The current Intel chips were designed in Israel...

Title: Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
Post by: Darrin on May 27, 2008, 07:24:12 PM

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Terse wrote:
The current Intel chips were designed in Israel...

Well that buggered up that joke.  

Title: Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
Post by: J-Golden on May 27, 2008, 07:59:52 PM

If you read the rest of the stuff in the auction he lists:

GuarterBackToolsDeluxe/Advanced disk utility program(Original with manual)


Hmmm...  I guess that is a safer place to put your stuff then with, say, a QUARTERback, eh?

Title: Re: GVP "Jews" accelerator?!?
Post by: Kin-Hell on May 27, 2008, 09:54:19 PM

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Darrin wrote:

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Terse wrote:
The current Intel chips were designed in Israel...

Well that buggered up that joke.  

PMSL!!  :lol: