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Amiga computer related discussion => General chat about Amiga topics => Topic started by: ronybeck on August 06, 2003, 11:25:38 PM
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What if I refuse to post here? Eh? Then your poll is broken.....mwuhahahahah I showed you :P~
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ronybeck wrote:
What if I refuse to post here? Eh? Then your poll is broken.....mwuhahahahah I showed you :P~
I'll mentally note your post here and add +1 to the final count.
Thank you for your assistance! :-P
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redrumloa wrote:
ronybeck wrote:
What if I refuse to post here? Eh? Then your poll is broken.....mwuhahahahah I showed you :P~
I'll mentally note your post here and add +1 to the final count.
Thank you for your assistance! :-P
The MAN is keeping us DOWN!!! :-x
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You just made me lose valuble seconds in looking at this thread. :-)
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amigamad wrote:
You just made me lose valuble seconds in looking at this thread. :-)
Sorry about that. Will email you a refund 10 seconds of time :P~~
jk
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Hmmmm add one to the final count....or is that two now??
Let the math begin. Everyone start posting here to skew the numbers. hooohaaaaa!
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I like like to put in my request for 10 seconds of time as well :-P
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We are the smurfs. Resistance is fertile. Comply is irrelephant.
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Is this where you post for free beer. Amiga Inc. said there would be free beer and T-shirts.
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What if I refuse to post here? Eh? Then your poll is broken.....mwuhahahahah I showed you :P~
Hmm, looks like a Terry Pratchet reader to me !
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LOL! :-D :-D :-D
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I'd like to appeal against the request for Time compensation made upon these threads... since as they say, time is running out, there must be a finite amount of time.
So if they are getting some extra time, that time must be comming from somewhere.
I fear I may loose time as a result of their claims.
Should my appeal be upheld, I would like to claim for the lost time I spent trying to figure out what I have just written... + Damages, that comes to about a year. Thank you.
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Rodney Dangerfield 1 Liners
I know what day of the week you were born.
I was so poor growing up ... If I wasn't born a boy .... I'd have
nothing to play with.
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's
nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other
night she called me from a hotel.
One day as I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy ... "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said,
"Because you came home early."
It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and
a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off.
I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
I was such an ugly kid .... When I played in the sandbox the cat kept
covering me up.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and
a radio.
I was such an ugly baby ... My mother never breast fed me. She told
me that she only liked me as a friend.
I'm so ugly ... My father carries around the picture of the kid who
came with his wallet.
When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said
to my father ... I'm very sorry .... We did everything we could ...
But he pulled through.
I'm so ugly ... My mother had morning sickness ... AFTER I was born.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger
to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Once when I was lost ... I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me
find my parents. I said to him ... "Do you think we'll ever find them?
He said, "I don't know kid ... there are so many places they can hide."
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
I'm so ugly ... I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how
big I'd get.
I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and
look in the mirror ... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?"
He said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
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err Time to dig out caddyshack ;)
"Last time i seen a face like that it had a hook in it!" :lol:
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:roflmao:
Rodney Dangerfield is pure class :-D
Pity I don't have anything he's in except Natural Born Killers :-(
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Who are you and what have you done to my friend?
:-P
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whose that in your avatar bloodline?
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please add me up! I didn't comply either.
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whose that in your avatar bloodline?
Maggie Gyllenhaal
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We are defective Borg. Circumcision is purile. Your ass will be stimulated.
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@dandude
is that a chihuaha (?) in your avatar?
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NY Cop- "You have the right to be silent. If you give up this right, ANYTHING you say will be taken down. Do YOU understand these rights?"
British Nympho- "Yes! . . . I say 'KNICKERS'!"
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Alien Invader- "You have the right to go silently into the night. If you give up this right, ANYTHING you fire will be shielded-against and your world will be lain waste. Do YOU understand these rights?"
American Astronaut- "You dirty-stinking Apes!"
Alien Invader- "You understand WHICH movie you're in; don't you?"
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Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated!