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Amiga computer related discussion => Amiga Software Issues and Discussion => Topic started by: meerschaum on July 16, 2003, 08:14:31 AM
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wooohooo
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:lol: :lol: :pint:
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I wonder if any alcohol is involved in this.. ;-)
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I'm lost :-?
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Well, consult the Great Guru of Devine Meditation, and all will be revealed. ;-)
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Amiga? :-?
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Staticman wrote:
Amiga? :-?
Yep!
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*burp* ... i agree ...
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Got Me! :roflmao:
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Wolfe wrote:
Got Me! :roflmao:
Ni!!!
(http://www.yammer.co.uk/armchaircritic/cinema/niknights.jpg)
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Bring us a Shrubbery ... !!!!
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:idea:
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Stop your hands from shaking take another beer :pint:
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Well, this has to be the least controversial thread on amiga.org in a long time :-)
:smack:
:python:
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but for how long?
:flame:
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Kees wrote:
Bring us a Shrubbery ... !!!!
"You must cut down the biggest tree in the forest with ..... A HERRING!" :-)
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I blow my nose at you; I fart in your general direction
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Look! Camelot!
Its only a model.....
Ssshhh!
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'The last scene was interesting from the point of view of a professional logician because it contained a number of logical fallacies; that is, invalid propositional constructions and syllogistic forms, of the type so often committed by my wife.' :-D
(for those of you here with the Executive version of the Album of the Soundtrack of the film of Monte pithon and 'oly grail)
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Go away before I taunt you for a second time. :-P
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Romani ite ad domum!
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It says "Romans go home!"
No it doesn't...
Conjugate the verb 'to go'...
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Amiga, yeaaaah!
Spam eggs sausage and spam!
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Amiga
A Dream To Some......... :nervous:
A Nightmare To Others..... :madashell:
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[color=CC3300]YEAH BABY! [/color]
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Are we moving on to Austin Powers quotes now?
I don't think it quite has the geeky appeal that quoting Monty Python has though.
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Amiga ?
what´s an amiga ?!
:-D
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I'm going to blast you with my giant "Amiga"
:-o
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@ Agafaster
Do you mean the part where they get arrested and taken away to the mentalhouse ?
If you do ... that scene rules indeed .. :-D :-D
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"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is really an incredibly excellent, and apparently shoestring budget as they get movie. Except for that last scene. I have the DVD, and still haven't watched it.
The Americans have "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". Heh heh. That's fun.
Going out on a limb here, but isn't AOS the most "no fuss, no muss" os out there?
AmigaOne! Rules?
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atari nintendo sega playstation
xbox pc gamecube alpoc C64 amstrad
dreamcast spectrum packro gameboy
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atari nintendo sega playstation
xbox pc gamecube alpoc C64 amstrad
dreamcast spectrum packro gameboy
Add Amiga and you have a lot of fun fun fun :-D
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Amiga once the best computer around now just a shadow of its former self. :-)
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DragonFly (http://www.dragonflybsd.org/)
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Well, this has to be the least controversial thread on amiga.org in a long time
Yeah... things usually sound more like this......
(cut to a reception desk in a sort of office building.)
Receptionist: Yes, sir?
Man: I'd like to have an argument please.
Receptionist: Certainly, sir, have you been here before...?
Man: No, this is my first time.
Receptionist: I see. Do you want to have the full argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
Man: Well, what would be the cost?
Receptionist: Yes, it's one pound for a five-minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.
Man: Well, I think it's probably best of I start with the one and see how it goes from there. OK?
Receptionist: Fine. I'll see who's free at the moment... Mr. Du-Bakey's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory... Yes, try Mr. Barnard -- Room 12.
Man: Thank you.
[...] The man knocks on the door.
Mr Vibrating:(from within) Come in.
The man enters the room. Mr Vibrating is sitting at a desk.
Man: Is this the right room for an argument?
Mr Vibrating: I've told you once.
Man: No you haven't.
Mr Vibrating: Yes I have.
Man: When?
Mr Vibrating: Just now!
Man: No you didn't.
Mr Vibrating: Yes I did!
Man: Didn't.
Mr Vibrating: Did.
Man: Didn't.
Mr Vibrating: I'm telling you I did!
Man: You did not!
Mr Vibrating: I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half-hour?
Man: Oh, just a five minute one.
Mr Vibrating: Fine. (makes a note of it; the man sits down) Thank you. Anyway I did.
Man: You most certainly did not.
Mr Vibrating: Now, let's get one thing quite clear... I most definitely told you!
Man: You did not.
Mr Vibrating: Yes I did.
Man: You did not.
Mr Vibrating: Yes I did.
Man: Didn't.
Mr Vibrating: Yes I did.
Man: Didn't.
Mr Vibrating: Yes I did!!
Man: Look this isn't an argument.
Mr Vibrating: Yes it is.
Man: No it isn't, it's just contradiction.
Mr Vibrating: No it isn't.
Man: Yes it is.
Mr Vibrating: It is not.
Man: It is. You just contradicted me.
Mr Vibrating: No I didn't.
Man: Ooh, you did!
Mr Vibrating: No, no, no, no, no.
Man: You did, just then.
Mr Vibrating: No, nonsense!
Man: Oh, look this is futile.
Mr Vibrating: No it isn't.
Man: I came here for a good argument.
Mr Vibrating: No you didn't, you came here for an argument.
Man: Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.
Mr Vibrating: It can be.
Man: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a definite proposition.
Mr Vibrating: No it isn't.
Man: Yes it is. It isn't just contradiction.
Mr Vibrating: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
Man: But it isn't just saying "No it isn't".
Mr Vibrating: Yes it is.
Man: No it isn't, an argument is an intellectual process... contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
Mr Vibrating: No it isn't.
Man: Yes it is.
Mr Vibrating: Not at all.
Man: Now look!
Mr Vibrating:(pressing the bell on his desk) Thank you, good morning.
Man: What?
Mr Vibrating: That's it. Good morning.
Man: But I was just getting interested.
Mr Vibrating: Sorry the five minutes is up.
Man: That was never five minutes just now!
Mr Vibrating: I'm afraid it was.
Man: No it wasn't.
Mr Vibrating: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.
Man: What!?
Mr Vibrating: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.
Man: But that was never five minutes just now... oh come on! (Vibrating looks round as though man was not there) This is ridiculous.
Mr Vibrating: I'm very sorry, but I told you I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
Man: Oh. All right. (pays) There you are.
Mr Vibrating: Thank you.
Man: Well?
Mr Vibrating: Well what?
Man: That was never five minutes just now.
Mr Vibrating: I told you I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
Man: I've just paid.
Mr Vibrating: No you didn't.
Man: I did! I did! I did!
Mr Vibrating: No you didn't.
Man: Look I don't want to argue about that.
Mr Vibrating: Well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay.
Man: Aha! Well if I didn't pay, why are you arguing... got you!
Mr Vibrating: No you haven't.
Man: Yes I have... if you're arguing I must have paid.
Mr Vibrating: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
Man: I've had enough of this.
Mr Vibrating: No you haven't.
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mikeymike 'musedly mused::
Are we moving on to Austin Powers quotes now?
I don't think it quite has the geeky appeal that quoting Monty Python has though.
:roll: If you want geek, go for "Star Trek" quotes....
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If you want geek, go for "Star Trek" quotes....
IRC log:
geezer40 : nor did they bring tents when going onto strange planets <15:43>
GolgoXIII : What does that have to do with a dye-sub printer? <15:43>
[ACTION] geezer40 sees "Phaser", thinks "phaser" as in "set on stun"
geezer40 : went merrily along with a fantasy <15:44>
geezer40 : of course now I get it <15:44>
GolgoXIII : My Phaser has been set on Jam lately. <15:44>
geezer40 : "Captain! My phaser is JAMMED! Now what?" <15:45>
GolgoXIII : "Quick Scotty! We need atleast a 90% isopropyl alchohol
+concentration applied to the pickup rollers with a lint-free cloth!" <15:47>
geezer40 : "Spock! Get the printhead cleaner sheets, quick!" <15:47>
GolgoXIII : "Damnit Jim! I'm a graphic artist, not a printer technician!"
+<15:47>
Eoghann : "I'm giving her all the PostScript I've got, Captain!" <15:49>
hawkeye : "We've been feedin' card stock all day, cap'n, she canna take much
+more o' this!" <15:49>
geezer40 : We aire shooor tae get a steckoverflooo, keptin <15:49>
geezer40 : We may need to refill the dilithium cartridge with a syringe!
BratPrinc : ...friggin trekkies... <15:57>
Gotta love that one :-P
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@Olegil:
:roflmao: Especially since they thought it up on the spot...
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Fleecy
:crazy:
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Speaking of not making things up on the spot, here's one I prepared earlier (circa 1996). :-P
Blah Trek (http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/4248/blahtrek.htm)
benJamin
Perilousness: "...I really think I could handle them, if...".
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meers ?
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(http://www.widescreen.org/examples/grail/grail6_l.jpg)
"Stop it! Stop it! You lot, clear off!"
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the killer wabbit is cool =)
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(http://www.stephensykes.com/images/kremmen.jpg)
"Hi kids! Kremmen here. You remember last time . . . ."
kremmen-4-015.mp3 (http://194.100.133.72/kkkk/kremmen-4-015.mp3)
The Troll-1 is being dragged into an eyeball 3 miles wide. What will happen next?
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What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?
(http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/b-lob.jpg)
Life of Brian script (http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/b-script.htm)
MATTHIAS:
Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!
OFFICIAL:
Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
CROWD:
She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.
CULPRIT WOMAN:
Sorry. I thought we'd started.
OFFICIAL:
Go to the back.
CULPRIT WOMAN:
Oh, dear.
OFFICIAL:
Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
MATTHIAS:
Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
CROWD:
Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
OFFICIAL:
You're only making it worse for yourself!
MATTHIAS:
Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
CROWD:
Oooooh!...
OFFICIAL:
I'm warning you. If you say 'Jehovah' once more--
[MRS. A. stones OFFICIAL]
Right. Who threw that?
[silence]
Come on. Who threw that?
CROWD:
She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
OFFICIAL:
Was it you?
MRS. A.:
Yes.
OFFICIAL:
Right!
MRS. A.:
Well, you did say 'Jehovah'.
CROWD:
Ah! Ooooh!...
[CROWD stones MRS. A.]
OFFICIAL:
Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle!
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>What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?
Did somebody mention me? :-);-)
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He has a wife you know... want to know what she's called?
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Well, since we are being silly, anyone seen the DILBERT comic strip lately?
Willy: "Sheepskin, write up our technology strategy"
Sheepskin: "Okay,...what's our strategy?"
Willy: "How should I know? Its not written yet. DUH!!"
Sheepskin: "How can I write about something that doesn't exist?" "DUH!"
Willy: "It WILL exist, as soon as you write it. DUHH!"
Willy: DUH!
Sheepskin: DUH!
Willy: DUH!
Sheepskin DUH!
Willy: "JUST DO IT!" *thinking* (double-DUH!)
Sheepskin: "Whatever" *thinking* (Duh to infinity!)
Sheepskin thinking..*If my company stock had any value, I'd be selling it right now*
:roll:
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This thread rocks but...
Amiga? :-?
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it's only a model.
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(http://www.indyweek.com/durham/2001-09-26/moviespot-1.jpg)
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"..they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And lo! There was much rejoicing!"
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