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Coffee House => Coffee House Boards => CH / General => Topic started by: Karlos on October 11, 2007, 09:03:11 AM

Title: Have a wee drink. It's strictly medicinal....
Post by: Karlos on October 11, 2007, 09:03:11 AM
Story here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7037443.stm)

Allegedly, the patient's first words on waking were: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

(http://extropia.co.uk/img/benderava.jpg)
Title: Re: Have a wee drink. It's strictly medicinal....
Post by: Agafaster on October 11, 2007, 10:40:41 AM
Top Banana !

gotta get me one o' those - d'you think it works with Whisky ?
Title: Re: Have a wee drink. It's strictly medicinal....
Post by: Cymric on October 11, 2007, 12:46:19 PM
I doubt it. The amount of phenolic acids in whisky---especially those of the liquid wood variety like Lagavullin---would cause tremendous problems when drip-fed in the amounts mentioned in the news item. Vodka is a relatively pure substance, containing just water, ethanol and a tiny amount of other subtances which give it its slightly 'off' smell.

True story: fellow chemists will affirm the danger of handling elemental chlorine or bromine (the latter in vapour form)---not only are these compounds quite agressive, they are also very toxic when inhaled. They readily attack the delicate lung tissue, which responds by producing slime---to such an extent that the lungs cannot take in any more oxygen. You literally drown in your own body fluids.

Anyway, when I was a freshman, I heard this story about a chemistry experiment gone wrong. A student and his supervisor had inhaled a good bit of bromine by accident and were rushed to hospital wheezing, coughing and generally having a very difficult time breathing. At the hospital, the medical staff was at first surprised to hear of 'bromine poisoning' because to them 'bromine' was a tranquiliser, not a nasty chemical. Fortunately one doctor realised what was going on, and ordered the poor sods to be given a hot alcohol steam bath. Alcohol reacts with bromine to form ethylbromide which by itself is no sweetheart chemical too, but is at least much less of a problem than pure bromine.

However, after about half an hour of inhaling warm alcohol vapours, both men were beginning to exhibit the tell-tale signs of being roaring drunk, which severely hampered further medical tests and observations. In the end, they were given a clean bill of health and ordered home to sleep things off. They of course woke with a slightly sore throat and an even bigger hangover. They probably were the happiest victims of bromine poisoning ever :).