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Title: Phallic logo awards
Post by: blobrana on May 21, 2007, 10:23:31 AM
In a shocking result, the Phallic logo awards are won by the Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies.
There was stiff competition but the judges obviously  made the right choice.
Well done.

Read more (http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/) (Rated PG)
Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: PMC on May 21, 2007, 11:33:07 AM
Hehe, thanks Blob.  Didn't know you were a closet b3tan?

I thought the Atherton Car Centre was a clear winner though.
Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: Vincent on May 21, 2007, 03:04:15 PM
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blobrana wrote:
In a shocking result, the Phallic logo awards are won by the Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies.

:lol:

Glad I wasn't drinking my coffee when I saw that one.  Definitely the best one there.
Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: metalman on May 22, 2007, 02:16:33 AM
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blobrana wrote:
In a shocking result, the Phallic logo awards are won by the Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies.
There was stiff competition but the judges obviously  made the right choice.
Well done.

Read more (http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/) (Rated PG)


Prince's phallic guitar from Super Bowl XXX halftime show broadcast (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc1.html)
Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: motorollin on May 22, 2007, 07:19:57 AM
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blobrana wrote:
There was stiff competition

I bet.

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moto
Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: motorollin on May 22, 2007, 01:05:45 PM
@Metalman
From one of the complaints regarding that show:

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I would prefer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV


:roll:

Is he serious?

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moto
Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: motorollin on May 22, 2007, 01:08:25 PM
Also:

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It was obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person.....


What does that have to do with what he was doing? I haven't actually seen the footage but the way it was described he was simulating masturbation with his guitar. Last time I checked masturbation was not an exclusively gay activity.

I find it amazing that people can be so ignorant...

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moto
Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 22, 2007, 02:07:48 PM
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metalman wrote:
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blobrana wrote:
In a shocking result, the Phallic logo awards are won by the Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies.
There was stiff competition but the judges obviously  made the right choice.
Well done.

Read more (http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/) (Rated PG)


Prince's phallic guitar from Super Bowl XXX halftime show broadcast (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc1.html)
Yes yes we know already, we know already that there is a big bunch of inbred idiots in the USA.
I now prefer to see things from Americans who are not mentally challenged thankyouverymuch.
Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: Turambar on May 22, 2007, 02:19:22 PM
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metalman wrote:
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blobrana wrote:
In a shocking result, the Phallic logo awards are won by the Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies.
There was stiff competition but the judges obviously  made the right choice.
Well done.

Read more (http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/) (Rated PG)


Prince's phallic guitar from Super Bowl XXX halftime show broadcast (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc1.html)



My penis looks nothing like that guitar, should i see a doctor?
Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: PMC on May 22, 2007, 04:26:49 PM
[blackadder]

I find this particularly ironic, I have a thinkly that looks exactly like a turnip (sic, actually meant to be a parsnip but Ben Elton couldn't tell the difference)

[/blackadder]

Let's take the ultra-right wing out of the equation and continue to guffaw at knob-shaped iconography.

Chortle.

[edit]
Bawbag
[/edit]
Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: cecilia on May 22, 2007, 05:10:31 PM
Prince, btw, is not a "HOMOSEXUAL". per sa.

of course, some "inbred" americans might think so. after all, he wears dem funny clothes. he's gotta be queer.  :roll:
Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: Karlos on May 22, 2007, 09:02:52 PM
@blobrana

:roflmao:

Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: Karlos on May 22, 2007, 09:03:57 PM
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Turambar wrote:

My penis looks nothing like that guitar, should i see a doctor?


Neither of my guitars look anything like penises! Where do I turn for help and advice?
Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: metalman on May 23, 2007, 06:13:21 AM
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motorollin wrote:
@Metalman
From one of the complaints regarding that show:

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I would prefer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV


:roll:

Is he serious?

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moto


Tongue-in-cheek (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue-in-cheek)
Parody (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parody)
colloquially referred to as spoofs

You can get HIV from watching TV.
It's God's punishment for watching reality shows.
Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: metalman on May 23, 2007, 06:27:07 AM
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Karlos wrote:
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Turambar wrote:

My penis looks nothing like that guitar, should i see a doctor?


Neither of my guitars look anything like penises! Where do I turn for help and advice?


ALL electric guitars as wielded by rock musicians are phallic symbols.

If you don't want "phallic connotations" during the super bowl, then don't hire Prince as half-time entertainment

On Prince's "Purple Rain" tour in the mid `80s, he performed with a guitar that would ejaculate, squirting water out of its end during the climax of "Let's Go Crazy."

Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: Doobrey on May 23, 2007, 09:33:49 PM
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Karlos wrote:
Neither of my guitars look anything like penises! Where do I turn for help and advice?


I guess you could buy a Wangcaster (http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/4731/3161/1600/820953/cool_guitars_05.jpg)
Brings a whole new meaning to 'tuning head' ;)
Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: motorollin on May 24, 2007, 06:58:51 AM
That guitar looks perfect for glissandi...

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moto
Title: Re: Phallic logo awards
Post by: Vincent on May 24, 2007, 08:33:32 PM
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metalman wrote:
On Prince's "Purple Rain" tour in the mid `80s, he performed with a guitar that would ejaculate, squirting water out of its end during the climax of "Let's Go Crazy."

Don't GWAR do that at every concert?