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Title: Caption time!
Post by: Karlos on May 08, 2007, 10:58:13 AM

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42895000/jpg/_42895955_gallery_batteryafp416.jpg)

Some that sprang to mind immediately:

1) "Little bit more to the right with the next one..."

2) I suppose there are safer ways of getting a light...

3) "Bloody colonialist rabble!"

Title: Re: Caption time!
Post by: PMC on May 08, 2007, 11:34:54 AM

[Bill Clinton mode]

"Ah did not inhale!"

[Paul Revere]

"The British are coming!" (The Queen is stateside after all)

[tongue in cheek]

"I say old chap, those onion bhajees are rather potent!"

Title: Re: Caption time!
Post by: PMC on May 08, 2007, 11:41:21 AM

"US Army Viagra trials a great success."

Title: Re: Caption time!
Post by: Cymric on May 08, 2007, 01:04:16 PM

'Phee-ew! Cut down on the curry vindaloo before this kind of gig in the future, willya?'

'What do you mean the live ammo is in the left stack?'

'STOP, YOU MORONS! That's OBAMA, not Osama!

'You don't dare fire that peeshooter.'
'Ah sure do.'
'Here's 10 bucks to say that you don't.'

'Oops.'

Title: Re: Caption time!
Post by: PMC on May 08, 2007, 02:15:46 PM

"Official White House pest controller reports abnormally sized rats"

"There must be an easier way of getting Socks down from that tree?"

"Oliver North has the last laugh"

"Jimmy Carter's Hemorrhoids required drastic treatment"

"That will teach you to make lumpy custard!"

Title: Re: Caption time!
Post by: uncharted on May 08, 2007, 08:37:32 PM

Dutch launch assult on Washington

Title: Re: Caption time!
Post by: Doobrey on May 09, 2007, 09:34:50 PM

The Frieden brothers finally track down Bill McEwen :-D