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Title: It is not true
Post by: meega on April 16, 2007, 07:34:27 PM
I have not had too much caffeine.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: X-ray on April 16, 2007, 07:39:44 PM
Market research indicates that you have.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Karlos on April 16, 2007, 07:50:38 PM
I really did OD at work today. Got a banging headache now :-(
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: jkirk on April 16, 2007, 07:56:09 PM
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Karlos wrote:
I really did OD at work today. Got a banging headache now :-(


you need caffiene to get one of those??????

i almost always have a headache ranging from a dull pain to light sensitivity and a headache to match this.
i am jealous of you. :-)
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Karlos on April 16, 2007, 08:03:51 PM
I don't get them that often, but when I do, they are strong enough to be picked up by seismometers...
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: aardvark on April 21, 2007, 10:12:21 AM
Hah! I've had about 2 headaches in the last 20 years!
Neener, neener, neener!
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Agafaster on April 23, 2007, 01:03:23 PM
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jkirk wrote:
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Karlos wrote:
I really did OD at work today. Got a banging headache now :-(


you need caffiene to get one of those??????

i almost always have a headache ranging from a dull pain to light sensitivity and a headache to match this.
i am jealous of you. :-)


How much, and what, do you drink ?
I bet yer not getting your 8 glasses of daily water ! (juice counts too)
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Agafaster on April 23, 2007, 01:04:26 PM
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Karlos wrote:
I really did OD at work today. Got a banging headache now :-(


I never get a headache doing that !!
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: McVenco on April 24, 2007, 09:44:17 AM
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Agafaster wrote:
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Karlos wrote:
I really did OD at work today. Got a banging headache now :-(


I never get a headache doing that !!


Me neither. I DO get occasional heartburn (gastroesophageal reflux - not chronically though), when drinking more than 8 cups of coffee each day (and that hurts too).

Still, coffee is good, so I will not stop drinking it. :-)
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: meega on April 26, 2007, 11:20:37 PM
Oh well, maybe I had.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on April 27, 2007, 08:06:38 AM
Coffee is revolting. And toxic. Nobody actually likes coffee, they only drink it because it's trendy. Drink tea like a normal human being!

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Turambar on April 27, 2007, 03:55:22 PM
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motorollin wrote:
Coffee is revolting. And toxic. Nobody actually likes coffee, they only drink it because it's trendy. Drink tea like a normal human being!

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moto


Seconded.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: odin on April 27, 2007, 05:09:26 PM
Gah! You've never experienced the bliss of the smell of freshly ground beans then! Espresso is heaven!

You barbarians probably even soil your tea with milk and/or sugar!
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on April 27, 2007, 05:39:15 PM
Barbarian? Pah! Tea is the drink of a true English gentleman. I use milk in my tea, but never sugar. Sugary tea is horrible.

I have to agree on the smell of freshly ground coffee beans. But the taste... blech!

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: odin on April 27, 2007, 05:48:03 PM
You tea-with-milk-drinking English heathen dogperson!
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on April 27, 2007, 05:51:41 PM
See that cat over there? See it's filthy stinking arse? That's your coffee that is.

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: odin on April 27, 2007, 06:00:09 PM
You see that Bull Terrier's nose? See that floppy pink tongue flicking over it? See that tongue carefully licking it's private parts? That's where your precious tea comes from, that is.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on April 27, 2007, 06:05:14 PM
Touché :lol:

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: meega on April 27, 2007, 06:39:51 PM
I'm certainly not touching your tea moto, odin's just told us where it's been!
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Doobrey on April 27, 2007, 07:25:06 PM
Just don't ask what the brown stuff is that he sprinkles on a cappuccino :-o
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: McVenco on April 27, 2007, 09:27:55 PM
Tea is even more toxic than coffee with all those (gallo)tannines in it. Coffee is more addictive though...
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on April 28, 2007, 10:24:38 AM
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McVenco wrote:
Tea is even more toxic than coffee with all those (gallo)tannines in it.

Well, tea has been consumed for thousands of years and as far as I know nobody has every died from tea poisoning. Cases of coffee-related death, however, are well documented :lol: :-P

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: X-ray on April 28, 2007, 02:09:24 PM
Coffee rules, my son  :-P

Having said that, I am not against tea. I am having a cup of Earl Gray right now, in fact (because I have run out of coffee).
Rooibos tea is the best there is. That's a nice South African tea, very good for you. There are copies here in the UK called Red Bush, but Rooibos is the original and best.

History of Rooibos (http://www.rooibosdirect.com/rooibos/historyRB.htm)
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: X-ray on April 28, 2007, 02:11:22 PM
"...Cases of coffee-related death, however, are well documented..."
-------------------------------------------------------

That's only because some health fanatics go overboard on the coffee enema fad.  :-P
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: odin on April 28, 2007, 02:35:44 PM
Technically rooibos isn't tea, although I do enjoy the occasional cup.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: X-ray on April 28, 2007, 02:41:05 PM
(http://www.fromhome.co.za/images/rooibos%20tea%20bags.jpg)

Why isn't it tea?
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: X-ray on April 28, 2007, 02:47:49 PM
Okay, I understand: rooibos is derived from a shrub (http://www.phytochemicals.info/plants/rooibos.php), not Camellia sinensis, the tea plant.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: odin on April 29, 2007, 12:51:45 AM
Indeed. Also, I giggle in the general direction of the text on that packet of rooibos. Afrikaans is so cute ;-).
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: X-ray on April 29, 2007, 09:03:54 AM
Hehe
If you heard me trying to speak Afrikaans, you would giggle some more. I haven't had to use it for many a year now.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: meega on April 29, 2007, 09:19:18 AM
Now now, odin. It's not their fault, it's just history.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: NoFastMem on April 29, 2007, 12:52:25 PM
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motorollin wrote:
Coffee is revolting. And toxic. Nobody actually likes coffee, they only drink it because it's trendy. Drink tea like a normal human being!


I was always a tealot (lolz). Most coffee is utter cack, but I have a thing for instant mocha at the moment. It is nice, I like.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: NoFastMem on April 29, 2007, 12:54:39 PM
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Karlos wrote:
I really did OD at work today. Got a banging headache now :-(


A banging (http://youtube.com/watch?v=KPONH2j4In8) headache?
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Vincent on April 29, 2007, 01:04:40 PM
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NoFastMem wrote:
A banging (http://youtube.com/watch?v=KPONH2j4In8) headache?

 :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

I'm glad I hadn't actually started drinking my coffee before watching that!

I hate those adverts - that guy just shouts all the time.  Someone should tell him that the microphones work :-P
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Vincent on April 29, 2007, 01:07:11 PM
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McVenco wrote:
Coffee is more addictive though...

Not to me it's not.

Not addictive at all.  I can go without coffee for months, have a few cups over a few days then never touch it again for another few months.

I'm more of a tea drinker anyway (Earl Grey or Asda's own normal), but again I could go days without a cup.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: meega on May 01, 2007, 11:19:32 AM
Another thing that is not true... apparently...


The AmigaOne.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 11:32:34 AM
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X-ray wrote:

There are copies here in the UK called Red Bush



Funnily enough that's the office nickname for one of the lasses from Girls Aloud...
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on May 01, 2007, 11:37:01 AM
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PMC wrote:
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X-ray wrote:
There are copies here in the UK called Red Bush

Funnily enough that's the office nickname for one of the lasses from Girls Aloud...

You wouldn't catch me drinking red bush...

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: meega on May 01, 2007, 11:45:41 AM
You're supposed to eat it.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 01:17:57 PM
Fnar!
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on May 01, 2007, 01:43:29 PM
Where's that vomiting smiley when you need it?

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: odin on May 01, 2007, 02:38:55 PM
I just hope that particular red comes from the hair and not the monthly inconvenience that women endure.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on May 01, 2007, 02:47:20 PM
Really, why anyone would want to put their mouth anywhere near that I will never know.

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 05:35:03 PM
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motorollin wrote:
Really, why anyone would want to put their mouth anywhere near that I will never know.

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moto


Because...
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: meega on May 01, 2007, 06:23:29 PM
@PMC, I don't think he's going to take your word for it, you'll put out for bike parts...
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: CannonFodder on May 01, 2007, 06:40:26 PM
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motorollin wrote:
Really, why anyone would want to put their mouth anywhere near that I will never know.

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moto


Because it is as natural as breathing. :-D
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: CannonFodder on May 01, 2007, 06:44:26 PM
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meega wrote:
@PMC, I don't think he's going to take your word for it, you'll put out for bike parts...


Is there any need for personal insults like that?
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on May 01, 2007, 06:55:24 PM
@CannonFodder
You can breathe while you're doing it? :-P

Also, meega was only quoting what PMC wrote under his avatar. I don't think he meant it as an insult.

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: CannonFodder on May 01, 2007, 07:25:41 PM
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motorollin wrote:
@CannonFodder
You can breathe while you're doing it? :-P


Yes, and it smells great too. :-D
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on May 01, 2007, 07:30:39 PM
I'll take your word for it.

[EDIT]
Ahhh, this expresses my feelings on the very idea:
(http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/puke.gif)

:lol:
[/EDIT]

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: CannonFodder on May 01, 2007, 07:37:50 PM
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motorollin wrote:
I'll take your word for it.

[EDIT]
Ahhh, this expresses my feelings on the very idea:
(http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/puke.gif)

:lol:
[/EDIT]

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moto


Tastes like chicken? (http://www.cockermouth.org.uk/) ;-)
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on May 01, 2007, 07:44:12 PM
Heh, no. Salt, with an aftertaste of soap.

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Karlos on May 01, 2007, 07:48:42 PM
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motorollin wrote:
Heh, no. Salt, with an aftertaste of soap.

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moto


Are you talking about spermidine?
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on May 01, 2007, 07:52:24 PM
If spermidine is spunk, then yeah. See - I can creep you guys out too :-P

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Karlos on May 01, 2007, 07:56:35 PM
No, it's just a component of it. Like all amines, not very pleasent aroma :lol:
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: CannonFodder on May 01, 2007, 08:01:24 PM
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motorollin wrote:
Heh, no. Salt, with an aftertaste of soap.

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moto


Pussy tastes sweet like nectar!
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Karlos on May 01, 2007, 08:02:09 PM
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CannonFodder wrote:
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motorollin wrote:
Heh, no. Salt, with an aftertaste of soap.

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moto


Pussy tastes sweet like nectar!


Remind me not to visit your local chinese takeaway....
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on May 01, 2007, 08:29:27 PM
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CannonFodder wrote:
Pussy tastes sweet like nectar!

Can't say I've ever licked a cat, but if it's that good I might give it a try! Here kitty...

Someone once told me that licking a clitoris is like putting your tongue on the contacts of a 9v battery. I've said it already but I'll say it again: (http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/puke.gif)

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 08:40:38 PM
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motorollin wrote:

Someone once told me that licking a clitoris is like putting your tongue on the contacts of a 9v battery.


Oh, it's much nicer than that.  One of my fav things actually....

And yes, I'd put out for bike parts for the right lady ;-)
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on May 01, 2007, 08:48:51 PM
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PMC wrote:
Oh, it's much nicer than that.  One of my fav things actually....

Really? What's in it for you? :-P

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 08:54:15 PM
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motorollin wrote:

Really? What's in it for you? :-P

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moto


Well, it's about giving and that in itself is quite fulfilling.  That and paralysis of the tongue.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 01, 2007, 08:57:12 PM
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CannonFodder wrote:
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motorollin wrote:
Heh, no. Salt, with an aftertaste of soap.

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moto


Pussy tastes sweet like nectar!
It does not. It tastes like fish. Rotten methinks. (http://www.amiga.org/images/subject/icon27.gif)

Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 08:58:24 PM
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
It does not. It tastes like fish. Rotten methinks. (http://www.amiga.org/images/subject/icon27.gif)



Not in my experience...  More like freshly opened honey.  

Unless of course said lady is lax about her personal hygiene, then you won't get me down there until it's sorted out. Otherwise it's paraffin and a wire brush.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on May 01, 2007, 09:00:49 PM
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PMC wrote:
Well, it's about giving and that in itself is quite fulfilling

Blx to that. "When's it my turn?" :lol:

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Speel wrote:
It tastes like fish

How do you know? :-P

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 09:06:52 PM
Is Speel a cunning linguist?
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 01, 2007, 09:08:30 PM
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motorollin wrote:
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Speel wrote:
It tastes like fish

How do you know? :-P

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moto
:lol:
I knew you'd be asking that :lol:
But I have hetero friends, you know :-)
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 01, 2007, 09:09:46 PM
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PMC wrote:
Is Speel a cunning linguist?
me no so good in language.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 09:10:21 PM
Ahem....  Too subtle?
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: CannonFodder on May 01, 2007, 09:12:00 PM
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
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motorollin wrote:
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Speel wrote:
It tastes like fish

How do you know? :-P

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moto
:lol:
I knew you'd be asking that :lol:
But I have hetero friends, you know :-)


Then they lie to you.

Or they go with dirty slappers in the Dam. ;-)
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 01, 2007, 09:17:01 PM
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PMC wrote:
Ahem....  Too subtle?
No I know what it means when you put these two words together.
Just avoiding it :oops:
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 09:18:15 PM
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
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PMC wrote:
Ahem....  Too subtle?
No I know what it means when you put these two words together.
Just avoiding it :oops:


Quite successfully it seems, hehehe.

Seriously though, have you ever... dabbled?
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 01, 2007, 09:23:41 PM
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PMC wrote:
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
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PMC wrote:
Ahem....  Too subtle?
No I know what it means when you put these two words together.
Just avoiding it :oops:


Quite successfully it seems, hehehe.

Seriously though, have you ever... dabbled?
No, not with women. Though I have been quite succesfull by the opposite sex, au moment supreme there was a big psychological wall between me and the lady. When I wasn't out of the closet yet, a friend of mine laughed and laughed after I professionally messed things up.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 09:28:28 PM
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
When I wasn't out of the closet yet, a friend of mine laughed and laughed after I professionally messed things up.


I'm a straight guy and I always royally bollox things up with women.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 01, 2007, 09:32:10 PM
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PMC wrote:
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
When I wasn't out of the closet yet, a friend of mine laughed and laughed after I professionally messed things up.


I'm a straight guy and I always royally bollox things up with women.
Ah well I do too with men, but this was in a way like "I don't want you go away", wich was very funny.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 09:39:09 PM
Some women see gay men as a challenge... If you were Bi you could have your cake AND eat it (no pun intended), haha.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 01, 2007, 09:43:31 PM
Yeah, I always thought I was bi, and thought the whole world was bi, like sex=sex. but it plain isn't :-)
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 09:45:02 PM
I tend to judge bisexuals as plain greedy.  
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 01, 2007, 09:47:24 PM
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PMC wrote:
I tend to judge bisexuals as plain greedy.  
:lol: Traitors they are!

Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 09:49:29 PM
Hahaha.

I can wholly understand bisexual ladies of course.  Such behaviour is to be encouraged.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 01, 2007, 09:52:58 PM
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PMC wrote:
Hahaha.

I can wholly understand bisexual ladies of course.  Such behaviour is to be encouraged.

:lol:
well, I have once been asked to participate in a threesome with two quite handsome guys.
Not that I did, no, mister prudish did not want/dare to. :lol:
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 09:57:39 PM
Speel, I'm actually disappointed in you.

One of the proudest moments of my life was having strawberry yoghurt licked from my torso by two blonde teenage girls who happened to be sisters.  I'm going to have that recorded as my epitaph.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: odin on May 01, 2007, 09:58:13 PM
:roflmao: @thread

Another thread down the drain.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 10:02:14 PM
Thank you, I take partial responsibility for this.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: motorollin on May 01, 2007, 10:03:22 PM
This is amiga.org isn't it? I mean, tonight I've participated in a thread on politics which ended up being about the finer points of buggery, and this one about caffeine which turned in to a discussion about cunnilingus. WTF is going on? We're clearly all frustrated :lol:

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moto
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 01, 2007, 10:08:02 PM
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motorollin wrote:
This is amiga.org isn't it? I mean, tonight I've participated in a thread on politics which ended up being about the finer points of buggery, and this one about caffeine which turned in to a discussion about cunnilingus. WTF is going on? We're clearly all frustrated :lol:

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moto
I've been working this year very very hard. No time for my passionate side. Still have to write a mail to a guy who I met a year ago who fascinated me. so. :-(
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 10:08:30 PM
Coffee house my friend... Most things go!

As this post seems to revolve around cunnilingus (as does most of my motivations in life) will no doubt soon attract the attentions of X-Ray and Cecilia.  

X-Ray...  Cecilia...  Bets on how long it will be before they post?  
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: CannonFodder on May 01, 2007, 10:10:27 PM
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PMC wrote:
Coffee house my friend... Most things go!

As this post seems to revolve around cunnilingus (as does most of my motivations in life) will no doubt soon attract the attentions of X-Ray and Cecilia.  

X-Ray...  Cecilia...  Bets on how long it will be before they post?  


I hope you aren't suggesting they are "otherwise engaged"! ;-)
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on May 01, 2007, 10:10:29 PM
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PMC wrote:
Speel, I'm actually disappointed in you.

One of the proudest moments of my life was having strawberry yoghurt licked from my torso by two blonde teenage girls who happened to be sisters.  I'm going to have that recorded as my epitaph.
Oh dear :oops:
No, I know now that "I am a one man guy".
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 10:13:55 PM
Nah, if I know x-ray he'll either be in light hearted debate with Mel-zoom or be composing love poetry in honour of our very own star gazing scot.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 10:23:31 PM
x-ray????  Cecilia???? Don't be shy....
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 01, 2007, 10:34:31 PM
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CannonFodder wrote:

I hope you aren't suggesting they are "otherwise engaged"! ;-)


What, together?  I think we ought to be told...
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: odin on May 02, 2007, 02:13:00 PM
They have been away for a suspiciously long time now.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: CannonFodder on May 02, 2007, 02:24:09 PM
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odin wrote:
They have been away for a suspiciously long time now.


No point in rushing it eh? ;-)
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 02, 2007, 02:43:12 PM
Hmm...  Gentlemen, we have our first A.org tryst!  
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: CannonFodder on May 02, 2007, 06:32:50 PM
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PMC wrote:
Hmm...  Gentlemen, we have our first A.org tryst!  


Didn't CU_Amiga get rogered by Sumner7? :lol:
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: Karlos on May 02, 2007, 09:25:43 PM
Allegedly...
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: PMC on May 02, 2007, 10:18:21 PM
Literally?
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: odin on May 02, 2007, 10:33:01 PM
I think it was just a mindfeck.
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: meega on May 06, 2007, 02:33:31 PM
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odin wrote:
I think it was just a mindfeck.

Four days is too long...

(http://www.sitcom.co.uk/father_ted/graphics/char_jack.jpg)
Title: Re: It is not true
Post by: NoFastMem on May 06, 2007, 03:01:00 PM
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PMC wrote:
... or be composing love poetry


Is that what they're calling it these days.