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Title: MS FireFox collaboration
Post by: Homer on January 29, 2007, 05:59:45 PM

Well here's one for the books ! Take a look at the new MS Firefox (http://www.msfirefox.com/download-microsoft-firefox.html ) site !!
Oh, and don't forget it's not real kids  :lol:

Title: Re: MS FireFox collaboration
Post by: amiga_3k on January 29, 2007, 07:33:48 PM

Hehehe.... That was an entertaining, fun read. Especially on the Memory Leak Compensation. :-D Don't know who made the site but it really is fun. Wonder when the 'Vista' version will be available  :crazy:

Title: Re: MS FireFox collaboration
Post by: blobrana on January 29, 2007, 07:58:31 PM

Hehe,

Image (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/372828662_07c64a07da_o.jpg)

Title: Re: MS FireFox collaboration
Post by: InTheSand on January 29, 2007, 08:05:56 PM

I like the system requirements, they almost read the same as the minimum required to run Vista!  :-)

 - Ali

Title: Re: MS FireFox collaboration
Post by: Homer on January 29, 2007, 09:33:31 PM

 :bump:
Wow, I never used that before  :lol:

Title: Re: MS FireFox collaboration
Post by: AmigaPete on January 30, 2007, 12:53:59 AM

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What is RSS?

RSS stands for Really Simple Sex. Microsoft's patented RSS technology is a way for Microsoft Firefox's inbuilt renderer to dynamically recognize and distinguish anything that resembles a tit or a boob. RSS will then utilize its algorithmic web caching features to download those images at the speed of light. Pornography has never been faster, easier or simpler. How to enable RSS:

   1. The site you're visiting must offer pornography. Microsoft Firefox will notify you of any explicit images it detects by illuminating (in red or orange) the RSS button on your toolbar.
   2. Click the red/orange "Sex" button to see a list of images that can be downloaded using RSS. Download them by clicking "Simple Sex me Automatically" in the upper part of the screen.
   3. Microsoft Firefox will now dynamically monitor all webpages, and enables it's protected algorithms to speed up the rendering of all explicit but fun images. By default, all downloaded and enjoyable content maybe found in the Sex section of your Favorites Toolbar each time you open Microsoft Firefox.

Note: RSS is smart enough recognize and disregard irrelevant objects such as balloons, basketballs, soccer balls or two elephants standing next to one another. That is the power of Microsoft Real Simple Sex.

 :-D

Pete

Title: Re: MS FireFox collaboration
Post by: Managarm on January 30, 2007, 01:57:17 AM

That's a great website there. Sort of reminds me of this one I found a while back...

http://www.pibmug.com/files/WindowsSP2%20.swf

P.S Hi all, this is my first post in a year, I'm back now and it's good to see the site's still going strong.

Title: Re: MS FireFox collaboration
Post by: benJamin on January 30, 2007, 04:48:30 AM

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Opaque Alpha Channels in PNG
Supports opaque transparency within PNG images resulting in better-looking websites that are simpler to build and maintain.

:banana: