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Title: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: Paradox on December 28, 2006, 03:34:43 PM
Sorry :-)
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: jj on December 28, 2006, 03:35:26 PM
for what?
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: Paradox on December 28, 2006, 03:44:23 PM
For being honest and telling people how I feel :-(

Please can somebody cheers me up with some jokes?

I try to help people as best I can

Respect for all amigans! :-D
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: amiga_3k on December 28, 2006, 04:01:13 PM
Should it (the joke) be Amiga related?
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: koaftder on December 28, 2006, 04:08:10 PM
Amiga Inc making a profit!

ROFL
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: odin on December 28, 2006, 04:18:37 PM
OS4 being released...?
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: nasty on December 28, 2006, 04:19:56 PM
@ koaftder

:lol:

@ Paradox Say's Sorry,

I'm sure if you offened anyone they would let you know.
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: GreggBz on December 28, 2006, 04:21:03 PM
You're currently averaging 11.5 posts a day, by my calculations.

So, if you stay a member as long as I, you will hit 15,410 posts.

Further, if you manage to stick around for only 7.8 years, your post count will hit 32,767, which is the maximum size for a signed short (16 bit) int. This will undoubtedly crash the mysql (or whatever) database and bring down Amiga.org.

So, my guess is that you are apologizing for crashing amiga.org 7.7 years in advance. :lol:
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: Boot_WB on December 28, 2006, 04:22:52 PM
Quote

Paradox wrote:
For being honest and telling people how I feel :-(

Please can somebody cheers me up with some jokes?

I try to help people as best I can

Respect for all amigans! :-D


@Paradox

Perhaps it would have been more appropriate to start this thread in the coffee house section of the site (if not IRC).

(Also - imho - respect is something which is shown and earned over time, not stated in a single sentence)
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: amiga_3k on December 28, 2006, 04:25:07 PM
@GreggBz:

I was about to post a joke about a creature with two gray and two brown legs but that's totaly useless after your sharp calculation ;-).
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: Karlos on December 28, 2006, 04:36:16 PM
Quote

GreggBz wrote:
You're currently averaging 11.5 posts a day, by my calculations.

So, if you stay a member as long as I, you will hit 15,410 posts.

Further, if you manage to stick around for only 7.8 years, your post count will hit 32,767, which is the maximum size for a signed short (16 bit) int. This will undoubtedly crash the mysql (or whatever) database and bring down Amiga.org.

So, my guess is that you are apologizing for crashing amiga.org 7.7 years in advance. :lol:


Nah, the schema uses at least mediumint for the post ID given that the one I am replying to has ID = 415784 ;-)
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: GreggBz on December 28, 2006, 04:42:51 PM
@Karlos

Your brussle sprout avatar is hilarious.
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: Varthall on December 28, 2006, 05:13:50 PM
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odin wrote:
OS4 being released...?

Hem, actually OS4 has been released.

Varthall
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: AmiDude on December 28, 2006, 05:33:37 PM
Yeah...OS5 too. ;-)
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: The_Editor on December 28, 2006, 06:29:00 PM
@ GreggBz


I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks they are the devils bollox
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: InTheSand on December 28, 2006, 08:22:22 PM
Hehe! Sprouts are EVIL!

Not like the Amiga's favourite veggie (http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?t=20218) at all!  :-)

 - Ali
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: Cyberus on December 28, 2006, 11:13:26 PM
You aren't a CU_Amiga troll are you?
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: X-ray on December 28, 2006, 11:56:27 PM
Hey, Brussels sprouts rule, man!
They give you power.
After I have finished a bowl of those nobody will even approach me with a challenge. They can sense the power within  :lol:
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: Karlos on December 29, 2006, 12:54:19 AM
Power, yes, but at what cost?
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: Karlos on December 29, 2006, 12:55:15 AM
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The_Editor wrote:
@ GreggBz


I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks they are the devils bollox


Blimey, he must have a few, given how many get eaten at Christmas...
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: nadoom on December 29, 2006, 02:04:42 AM
I thought you were apologizing for years of cracking and distributing copied Amiga games  ;-)
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: adz on December 29, 2006, 03:18:02 AM
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Paradox wrote:
Sorry :-)


For what??? Clicking the "Register now!" link?
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: InTheSand on December 29, 2006, 05:21:07 AM
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Karlos wrote:
Power, yes, but at what cost?


As long as it isn't Power Without The Price (http://www.milan-computer.de/gb/products/history.html)!!! :-)

Hmm... On that page, it says "In 1992, the Atari Falcon 030 appears, the first real multimedia computer". Err... first??? Methinks they've deliberately overlooked the Amiga!

 - Ali
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: Cyberus on December 29, 2006, 09:04:44 AM
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Paradox Say's Sorry


For misusing the apostrophe?
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: Karlos on December 29, 2006, 09:12:33 AM
@Cyberus

I was wondering when someone might care to point that out...
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: Agafaster on January 08, 2007, 11:41:31 AM
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Karlos wrote:
Quote

The_Editor wrote:
@ GreggBz


I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks they are the devils bollox


Blimey, he must have a few, given how many get eaten at Christmas...


I personally prefer to call 'em The Devils' Dangleberries...
Title: Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
Post by: Krusty on January 16, 2007, 10:36:51 PM
i dont wanna hear your pathetic tales of bein sorry.

just leave
 

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