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Title: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: metalman on December 18, 2006, 06:39:57 AM
:popcorn:

The Chicks origional "No Apology" :
Dixie Chicks - Not Ready to Make Nice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucGPGGB9zRA&mode=related&search=)

The news:
 Dixie Chicks To Split (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=11836)

The parody:
Mad TV-The Dixie Chicks Sing "I Will Never Apologize" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy_YrUP2NQ0)

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: X-ray on December 18, 2006, 02:33:25 PM
hehe
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: CannonFodder on December 18, 2006, 03:10:51 PM
I've never heard of them before.
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: metalman on December 19, 2006, 03:14:20 AM
The Dixie Chicks already tried nude pics (http://www.bongonews.com/layout4.php?event=473)

before pics here (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-dixiechicksnudeparody.htm)
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: metalman on December 19, 2006, 07:09:02 AM
 @CannonFodder

But Europe  (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-ditzychicks.htm) is where most of their fans are now!

Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: jkirk on December 19, 2006, 11:08:50 AM
a great band. hate to see them go.

i am pissed about how they were treated for saying that they were ashamed that george bush came from their home state of texas. how many would want to say that now?
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: NoFastMem on December 19, 2006, 11:13:22 AM
Oh, God Forbid an artist should have an opinion.
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: CannonFodder on December 19, 2006, 11:15:34 AM
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metalman wrote:
 @CannonFodder

But Europe  (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-ditzychicks.htm) is where most of their fans are now!



Oh, I see..... These women don't have the same political beliefs as you so that makes them un-patriotic, freedom hating, frog-lovers.

Gotta love that logic. :roll:
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: jkirk on December 19, 2006, 12:59:39 PM
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metalman wrote:
 @CannonFodder

But Europe  (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-ditzychicks.htm) is where most of their fans are now!



actually i say BULLS$%T there are just as many fans here in the states as there ever was. the problem is the country music association and many other artists have turned against them. TOBY KIETH & REBA MCENTIRE (http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/25/arts/music/25sann.html?ex=1306209600&en=646ff1909baf83d7&ei=5088) i am looking at you.  :madashell:


kudos to
willie nelson (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,206375,00.html) for backing the girls.
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: metalman on December 20, 2006, 03:00:53 AM
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NoFastMem wrote:
Oh, God Forbid an artist should have an opinion.


Have all the opinions they like, but when they're preforming at a concert they should "shut up and sing!"


Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: metalman on December 20, 2006, 03:07:48 AM
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jkirk wrote:

actually i say BULLS$%T there are just as many fans here in the states as there ever was. the problem is the country music association and many other artists have turned against them. TOBY KIETH & REBA MCENTIRE (http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/25/arts/music/25sann.html?ex=1306209600&en=646ff1909baf83d7&ei=5088) i am looking at you.  :madashell:


Quote
Time magazine:
"a smaller following of really cool people who get it," as opposed to "people that have us in their five-disc changer with Reba McEntire and Toby Keith."


Seems like they got their wish!  :lol:
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: metalman on December 20, 2006, 03:11:03 AM
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CannonFodder wrote:
@metalman
Oh, I see..... These women don't have the same political beliefs as you so that makes them un-patriotic, freedom hating, frog-lovers.

Gotta love that logic. :roll:


Top Ten Gift Ideas for Frog Lovers (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/86102/top_ten_gift_ideas_for_frog_lovers.html)
  :lol:
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: CannonFodder on December 20, 2006, 03:18:30 AM
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metalman wrote:
Quote

NoFastMem wrote:
Oh, God Forbid an artist should have an opinion.


Have all the opinions they like, but when they're preforming at a concert they should "shut up and sing!"



Why should they?
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: metalman on December 20, 2006, 06:42:29 AM
Dixie Chicks Tv Total Blind Kick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITmPC3fPmnw&mode=related&search=)

Women of many talents!
 

Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: jkirk on December 20, 2006, 11:08:51 AM
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metalman wrote:
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NoFastMem wrote:
Oh, God Forbid an artist should have an opinion.


Have all the opinions they like, but when they're preforming at a concert they should "shut up and sing!"




by that same token you can have all the opinions you like but keep your trap shut on the forum.

there did you like that? i am pretty sure you don't like someone dictating to you so please don't dictate to them.

also don't try to brag they are getting punished for talking bad about your best buddy. because they ain't they are leaving on their own terms.
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: jkirk on December 20, 2006, 11:13:15 AM
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metalman wrote:

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Time magazine:
"a smaller following of really cool people who get it," as opposed to "people that have us in their five-disc changer with Reba McEntire and Toby Keith."


Seems like they got their wish!  :lol:


yes anyone that claimed to be a fan and abandoned them after that statement was never really a fan at all. btw now they KNOW who their friends really were rather than a bunch of groupies.
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: X-ray on December 20, 2006, 11:22:35 AM
I like the concept of that blind kick. It would be cool to see a boxing bout like that  :lol:
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: NoFastMem on December 20, 2006, 02:40:40 PM
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metalman wrote:
Have all the opinions they like, but when they're preforming at a concert they should "shut up and sing!"



Going some way to confirm my suspicion that most ex-DC fans saw them as little more than tits and teeth in the first place.
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: nadoom on December 20, 2006, 03:56:46 PM
i heard a certain boyloving republican has faded from the limelight as well.. going to crack jokes about that metalman?

Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: metalman on December 21, 2006, 05:25:03 AM
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X-ray wrote:
I like the concept of that blind kick. It would be cool to see a boxing bout like that  :lol:


I was expecting a groin injury with all that blind kicking!
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: metalman on December 21, 2006, 05:42:34 AM
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NoFastMem wrote:
Quote

metalman wrote:
Have all the opinions they like, but when they're preforming at a concert they should "shut up and sing!"



Going some way to confirm my suspicion that most ex-DC fans saw them as little more than tits and teeth in the first place.


You're confusing The Dixie Chicks with Shakira!

  SHAKIRA: "Objection" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p7TzHsv3wk)

  MadTV: "Translation (Objection Parody)" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj7f103L97k)

 Shakira: "Whenever Wherever" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KGr5qt9PmI)

  MADtv: "Whatever, Don't Matter"  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSDjwO_RtGI&mode=related&search=   )

Shakira uses Babelfish to translate her songs to English! :lol:

Shakira - Hips Don't lie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkPFpFwvCHM)
Warning, you'll want to learn Spanish and move to Columbia!
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: Wain on December 21, 2006, 05:48:16 AM
@Metalman
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Have all the opinions they like, but when they're preforming at a concert they should "shut up and sing!"


Wow, if that kind of thinking doesn't just obliterate the entire purpose and concept of art in a human society I don't know what does.
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: metalman on December 21, 2006, 06:30:01 AM
@Thread

Reference:
The name of The Dixie Chicks own tour documentary is ...

Shut up and Sing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgESdfe7v90)

IMDb :Shut up and Sing, 2006 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811136/)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: jkirk on December 21, 2006, 12:00:39 PM
apparently you don't know what sarcasm is.
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: metalman on December 22, 2006, 02:58:52 AM
@jkirk
(http://images.lauraingraham.com/images/books/laura.jpg)
apparently "The Chicks" should have taken Laura Ingraham's advice.

apparently you don't understand what irony is.

:lol:
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: jkirk on December 22, 2006, 01:35:09 PM
the tour documentary was after the incident so no irony there just sarcasm.

and the book you show is just someone taking advantage of the situation.
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: NoFastMem on December 22, 2006, 01:44:21 PM

...

*burp*
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: metalman on December 23, 2006, 04:25:38 AM
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jkirk wrote:
the tour documentary was after the incident so no irony there just sarcasm.

and the book you show is just someone taking advantage of the situation.


@jkirk
buy a clue

Timeline:
Mar 2003: Natalie Maines criticizes President during London Chicks concert
Mar 2003: Chicks issue an apology
Apr 2003: Chicks retracted apology
May 2003: appeared nude on Entertainment Weekly cover with political slogans painted on their bodies.
Sep 2003: In interview with Der Spiegel: "We don't feel a part of the country scene any longer, it can't be our home anymore."
Oct 2003: "Shut up and sing" book tour by Laura Ingraham,  begins
Oct 2004: Dixie Chicks joined the "Vote for Change" tour, playing a series of concerts  in support of John Kerry
Mar 2006: "Not Ready to Make Nice" the chicks "No Apology" song released
May 2006: Time interview: Maguire said, "I'd rather have a smaller following of really cool people who get it, who will grow with us as we grow and are fans for life, than people that have us in their five-disc changer with Reba McEntire and Toby Keith. We don't want those kinds of fans. They limit what you can do"
Jul 2006:   Accidents & Accusations Tour began, many US shows cancelled due to very weak ticket sales.
Aug 2006: re-routed tour schedule to Canadian, New Zealand, & European shows.
Sep 2006: Chicks tour documentary film "Shut up and sing" released, sarcastically named because of it being shouted at them during concert breaks.
Dec 2006: Chicks will disband because  having to support outspoken Maines, and the controversies she created.

Ironic [/i]

The MadTV Chicks parody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy_YrUP2NQ0) is not only a satire of "Not Ready to Make Nice", it also an ironic statement of the whole chicks "No Apology" saga back to 2003.

:lol:



Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: jkirk on December 23, 2006, 06:49:54 AM
Quote

metalman wrote:
Quote
jkirk wrote:
the tour documentary was after the incident so no irony there just sarcasm.

and the book you show is just someone taking advantage of the situation.


@jkirk
buy a clue

Timeline:
Mar 2003: Natalie Maines criticizes President during London Chicks concert
Mar 2003: Chicks issue an apology
Apr 2003: Chicks retracted apology
May 2003: appeared nude on Entertainment Weekly cover with political slogans painted on their bodies.
Sep 2003: In interview with Der Spiegel: "We don't feel a part of the country scene any longer, it can't be our home anymore."
Oct 2003: "Shut up and sing" book tour by Laura Ingraham,  begins
Oct 2004: Dixie Chicks joined the "Vote for Change" tour, playing a series of concerts  in support of John Kerry
Mar 2006: "Not Ready to Make Nice" the chicks "No Apology" song released
May 2006: Time interview: Maguire said, "I'd rather have a smaller following of really cool people who get it, who will grow with us as we grow and are fans for life, than people that have us in their five-disc changer with Reba McEntire and Toby Keith. We don't want those kinds of fans. They limit what you can do"
Jul 2006:   Accidents & Accusations Tour began, many US shows cancelled due to very weak ticket sales.
Aug 2006: re-routed tour schedule to Canadian, New Zealand, & European shows.
Sep 2006: Chicks tour documentary film "Shut up and sing" released, sarcastically named because of it being shouted at them during concert breaks.
Dec 2006: Chicks will disband because  having to support outspoken Maines, and the controversies she created.

Ironic [/i]

The MadTV Chicks parody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy_YrUP2NQ0) is not only a satire of "Not Ready to Make Nice", it also an ironic statement of the whole chicks "No Apology" saga back to 2003.

:lol:





btw thanks for proving what i said  :-P

you really have no clue what irony really is.
here i will help you out.
Quote
i·ro·ny Pronunciation (r-n, r-)
n. pl. i·ro·nies
1.
a. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
b. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
c. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See Synonyms at wit1.
2.
a. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: "Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated" Richard Kain.
b. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.
3. Dramatic irony.
4. Socratic irony.


now if they had released an album named shut up and sing. then if they got in trouble for what they said that would be irony. as it it it is just sarcasm.

oh they get in trouble in march and a book is released in october criticizing them. this sounds like textbook "taking advantage of the situation." she probably didn't even have a book until the chicks getting in trouble and she rushed it out to sell as many copies as she could. :evil:

as for the last line about the breakup after scouring the net it seems this story originated with the national enquirer. and with their rep i don't believe it. maybe when a more reputable newspaper confirms the rumor rather than state it is rumor. i might believe it but probably I'll just wait until it happens. then i will know it has happened.
this also came from the national enquirer.
bush on the bottle (http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2005/09/22/drinking/index.html)

btw get a clue :lol:
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: cecilia on December 23, 2006, 06:47:18 PM
dec 21, 2006 (http://www.gotriad.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061221/GTCOM01/61221018/1071/gtcom0224)
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Maines is the star through it all, an unrepentant loose cannon who can't imagine not stricking to her guns, and can't resist cracking jokes even when she's shown a picture of the guy who is suspected to have threatened to kill her. And they come off as tough-minded and talented members of a sisterhood that's sticking together for better or worse.


dec 22, 2006 (http://www.aspentimes.com/article/20061222/AE/112220043)
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But the final chapter of the Dixie Chicks, written after the film was completed, has an almost fairy-tale ending. The band has been vindicated by Bush's plummeting approval ratings, and even more so by the Democratic victories in the last month's election, which Kopple says has made the story "less blue state, and more America." And two weeks ago, "The Long Way Around" earned six Grammy Award nominations.
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: metalman on December 24, 2006, 03:39:36 AM
@jkirk
you need a beginnnning clue
Buy clue's here (http://www.ebgames.com/product.asp?cookie%5Ftest=1&product_id=912013)

ironic    
1. humorously sarcastic or mocking; "dry humor"
2. Poignantly contrary or an incongruity between what is expected or intended, and what actually happens;
3. characterized by irony or mockery

parody  
1. A literary or artistic work that imitates the characteristic style of an author or a work for comic effect or ridicule, a caricature.
2. Something so bad as to be equivalent to intentional mockery; a travesty
3. Reworking an already established Music composition to spoof of or make fun of


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Jkirk:
this sounds like textbook "taking advantage of the situation." she probably didn't even have a book until the chicks getting in trouble and she rushed it out to sell as many copies as she could.


instead of sounds, you should actually try reading, as your comment shows your ignorance of the book contents.
 
Title: Re: Dixie Chicks to split!
Post by: CannonFodder on December 24, 2006, 04:41:19 AM
Quote

metalman wrote:
@jkirk
you need a beginnnning clue
Buy clue's here (http://www.ebgames.com/product.asp?cookie%5Ftest=1&product_id=912013)

ironic    
1. humorously sarcastic or mocking; "dry humor"
2. Poignantly contrary or an incongruity between what is expected or intended, and what actually happens;
3. characterized by irony or mockery


Proof if ever it was needed why most American's do not understand British comedy.

Ironic!=Sarcastic