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Title: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: Karlos on November 11, 2006, 12:11:27 PM
(http://www.extropia.co.uk/img/freefrom.jpg)

;-)

(I rather like my foodstuffs to have foods in them)
Title: Re: ...but will it catch on?
Post by: iamaboringperson on November 11, 2006, 09:16:02 PM
That kind of 'marketing' has been around for a while.

Remember the 'contians no chemicals' messages?

HEY, I WANT MY PRODUCTS TO CONTAIN CHEMICALS!
Title: Re: ...but will it catch on?
Post by: Karlos on November 11, 2006, 09:54:56 PM
Heaven forfend there should be substances of a chemical nature in our foods?
Title: Re: ...but will it catch on?
Post by: GadgetMaster on November 11, 2006, 10:18:25 PM
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Karlos wrote:

(I rather like my foodstuffs to have foods in them)


 :lol:

I wonder if they just mince the strangers (in IAMA's case sociopaths) and put them in there.
Title: Re: ...but will it catch on?
Post by: Karlos on November 11, 2006, 10:39:09 PM
Allergy advice for the hard of thinking:

(excuse the lousy cameraphone shots)

(http://www.extropia.co.uk/img/eggs1.jpg)

(http://www.extropia.co.uk/img/eggs2.jpg)

"No sh*t, Sherlock!"
Title: Re: ...but will it catch on?
Post by: GadgetMaster on November 11, 2006, 10:44:49 PM
I can just imagine the designer in their reprographics dept smirking to himself whilst designing the box :lol:
Title: Re: ...but will it catch on?
Post by: CannonFodder on November 11, 2006, 10:45:57 PM
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GadgetMaster wrote:
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Karlos wrote:

(I rather like my foodstuffs to have foods in them)


 :lol:

I wonder if they just mince the strangers (in IAMA's cas sociopaths) and put them in there.


You calling IAMA a mincer?

How dare you?  I'll have you know he's a red-blooded macho-macho-man if ever I saw one. ;-)
Title: Re: ...but will it catch on?
Post by: GadgetMaster on November 11, 2006, 10:48:15 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: ...but will it catch on?
Post by: Karlos on November 11, 2006, 10:48:31 PM
On a loosely related topic, does anybody else here get irritated by "serving suggestion" images on food packaging?

Surely a line has been crossed in the "insulting the customer's intelligence" when a bottle of fruit juice shows a picture of the same substance in a glass, annotated as a serving suggestion?

What did they think people would do? Eat it with a fish slice?
Title: Re: ...but will it catch on?
Post by: CannonFodder on November 11, 2006, 10:56:02 PM
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What did they think people would do? Eat it with a fish slice?


Roger irrelevent, he's totally hat stand.
Title: Re: ...but will it catch on?
Post by: adolescent on November 12, 2006, 04:09:28 PM
What about saying "Fat Free", and then admitting that the product contains fat, but you aren't passing the cost of said fat on to the consumer.  :-D
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: metalman on November 12, 2006, 09:33:41 PM
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Karlos wrote:
(http://www.extropia.co.uk/img/freefrom.jpg)

;-)

(I rather like my foodstuffs to have foods in them)


:lol:

or at least some MSG ;-)
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: Karlos on November 12, 2006, 10:25:08 PM
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metalman wrote:
or at least some MSG ;-)


Mmmmmmm Umami :-D
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: Karlos on November 12, 2006, 10:27:27 PM
Going back a few posts, seriously, does anybody need to be told that eggs contain egg?
Title: Re: ...but will it catch on?
Post by: Karlos on November 12, 2006, 10:49:18 PM
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adolescent wrote:
What about saying "Fat Free", and then admitting that the product contains fat, but you aren't passing the cost of said fat on to the consumer.  :-D


I's sure somebody has probably tried this already :lol:
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: GadgetMaster on November 12, 2006, 11:31:57 PM
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Karlos wrote:
Going back a few posts, seriously, does anybody need to be told that eggs contain egg?


Maybe they are trying to tell us that all this time we have been cooking, boiling and frying something else.. not eggs...just some other fake substitute.  

They on the other hand are giving you the real eggs. TeH 0n3 True E66 !! Their boxes really do contain funny shaped "Chicken Erse Refugees"!  :idea:
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: Doobrey on November 12, 2006, 11:35:22 PM
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Karlos wrote:
Going back a few posts, seriously, does anybody need to be told that eggs contain egg?


What really got me a while back was a chocolate bar I grabbed on the way to work (mmm.. coke and a chocolate, the ultimate breakfast). Can't remember what it was, either a Topic or Fruit and Nut.
 Looking on the back of the label, it said "Allergy advice: May contain nuts"..
WTF do they mean "May".. I bought it cos it was supposed to have f###ing nuts in it, didnt know the damn things were an optional suprise.

And then there's a sticker on my new soldering iron.. "Warning this equipment gets hot"..well, DUH! (says the guy who's twice dropped the thing and caught it by the wrong end) :boohoo:

BTW, that 'Free from foods' sign, was it just above the Pot Noodles by any chance?
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: GadgetMaster on November 12, 2006, 11:42:30 PM

(http://www.monproductions.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/colonel/_nuts.jpg)
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: PMC on November 13, 2006, 10:59:37 AM
It's irritating isn't it?  These statements of the bleedin' obvious are to prevent the Chav fraternity from buying a bag of nuts, having an allergic reaction and then suing the manufacturer because there was no warning on the label.  Proof if any were needed that the society we live in is litigation crazy, a dumbass injury is tantamount to a lottery win for the cerebrally challenged.

My bugbear is those poncey shampoos which list "Aqua" and "Parfum" amongst the ingredients...  Why can't they just say "Water" and "stuff what smells nice"?
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: Vincent on November 13, 2006, 01:26:58 PM
Speaking of water...  Sioux bought a bottle of Volvic a couple of days ago.  Being bored, she read the label:

(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/6103/image1td9.th.jpg) (http://img144.imageshack.us/my.php?image=image1td9.jpg)

What's so special about the bottle?  Will it contaminate other water? :-P
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: PMC on November 13, 2006, 01:36:38 PM
So why does mineral water, filtered through rock for thousands of years before you buy it have a bloody sell by date....?
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: CannonFodder on November 13, 2006, 02:06:21 PM
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PMC wrote:
So why does mineral water, filtered through rock for thousands of years before you buy it have a bloody sell by date....?


[Mr Logic]
It has a "Best Before" date.  This indicates that the water will be in the best state to drink before the date in question, as opposed to a "Sell By" date which indicates that the water must not be sold after the date specified.
[/Mr Logic]
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: adolescent on November 13, 2006, 02:53:39 PM
@PMC

Because of course, the day after the sell by date the water becomes deadly! :lol:
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: PMC on November 13, 2006, 03:36:48 PM
I'm suddenly reminded of that Only Fools & Horses episode where Rodney & Del make a fortune selling "Peckham Spring" mineral water...

:lol:
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: Vincent on November 13, 2006, 04:22:09 PM
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PMC wrote:
So why does mineral water, filtered through rock for thousands of years before you buy it have a bloody sell by date....?

Actually, there's a good reason for that.  It's to identify when it was bottled and can help in identifying batches of the supply.

If anything gets contaminated they can say to the public to return bottles with a certain sell/use by date on them.

I just want to know why the bottle is to be used exclusively for Volvic.  With all the talk of the environment, shouldn't we be allowed to re-use the bottles :-P
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: metalman on November 14, 2006, 05:15:06 AM
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Vincent wrote:
 With all the talk of the environment, shouldn't we be allowed to re-use the bottles :-P


:idea:
Powdered Instant Mineral Water
;-)
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: PMC on November 14, 2006, 09:51:38 AM
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metalman wrote:

:idea:
Powdered Instant Mineral Water
;-)


:lol:

Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on November 14, 2006, 10:17:11 AM
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metalman wrote:
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Vincent wrote:
 With all the talk of the environment, shouldn't we be allowed to re-use the bottles :-P


:idea:
Powdered Instant Mineral Water
;-)
Already used in certain branches of industry :-)
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: Vincent on November 14, 2006, 01:46:39 PM
So, it works fine with trees, but what about people :-P
Title: Re: Supermarket Wisdom (was ...but will it catch on?)
Post by: Karlos on November 14, 2006, 03:30:47 PM
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Doobrey wrote:

BTW, that 'Free from foods' sign, was it just above the Pot Noodles by any chance?


:roflmao:

Should have been, without a doubt.