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Title: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Cyberus on October 23, 2006, 07:52:35 PM: Clickity clickity clickity click click clickity click (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6077464.stm)
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Wilse on October 23, 2006, 10:42:27 PM: The Great Train Jobbery?

:lol:
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: blobrana on October 23, 2006, 10:52:50 PM: :lol:

And also some good advice...

"If anyone sees this man travelling on the railway network they should not approach him"
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Karlos on October 28, 2006, 11:30:38 PM: Quote

Wilse wrote:
The Great Train Jobbery?

:lol:

:roflmao:

The CCTV image looks a bit like Samuel L Jackson's character from that lesser known Tarantino movie, Plop Friction...
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: GadgetMaster on October 29, 2006, 12:07:41 PM: Quote

Cyberus wrote:
Clickity clickity clickity click click clickity click (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6077464.stm)

Quote
"Train defecator hunted by police"

Our police have difficult jobs to do. I wonder if they will use the 'shoot to kill policy' in this case :flame: :destroy:

I don't mean to take the piss ....

....I'll get my coat.... :lol:
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Karlos on October 29, 2006, 12:18:18 PM: Will they tape off the crime scene using andrex?
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Karlos on October 29, 2006, 12:20:15 PM: Or perhaps they'll find his reign of terror includes public toilets across the country, thereby solving the mysteries highlighted in a recently ressurected thread ;-)

Or perhaps he'll claim it was interactive modern art; tirelessly preparing free installations for the viewing pleasure of all. Yep, a bonafide crap artist :lol:

/I'll get my coat
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: the_leander on October 29, 2006, 12:43:45 PM: Damn, I seem to have walked into Groaner's corner here :lol:
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: GadgetMaster on October 29, 2006, 01:41:04 PM: Quote

the_leander wrote:
Damn, I seem to have walked into Groaner's corner here :lol:

That works on another level if read in context with the thread subject. :lol:
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Karlos on October 29, 2006, 01:44:51 PM: Feed the culprit a load of really hot food and he probably would be groaning in a corner somewhere...
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: GadgetMaster on October 29, 2006, 01:47:03 PM: Quote

Karlos wrote:
Feed the culprit a load of really hot food and he probably would be groaning in a corner somewhere...

I'm sure a weeks worth of pasta would also produce the same results but for an entirely different reason though :lol:
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Karlos on October 29, 2006, 01:48:53 PM: :lol:

At least he'd be no threat then (I assume youre talking about the constipation inducing effect of too many complex carbs?)
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: GadgetMaster on October 29, 2006, 01:52:16 PM: Aye!

Maybe that's what they will feed him in prison as a form of rehab to stop him from re-offending :roflmao:
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Karlos on October 29, 2006, 01:54:02 PM: The question arises, what drives a person to want to repeatedly crap on trains and smear it about?

Is the guy mentally ill, or just a bit dissatisfied with the service?
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: GadgetMaster on October 29, 2006, 01:59:31 PM: Quote

Karlos wrote:
The question arises, what drives a person to want to repeatedly crap on trains and smear it about?

Is the guy mentally ill, or just a bit dissatisfied with the service?

Maybe it was the food served on the train coupled with the fact that all the toilets always seem to be out of order anyway. He could be making a political point but I doubt it. :insane:
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Cyberus on October 29, 2006, 01:59:46 PM: Quote

Karlos wrote:
The question arises, what drives a person to want to repeatedly crap on trains and smear it about?

Is the guy mentally ill, or just a bit dissatisfied with the service?

:lol:
A bit dissatisfied with the service!

Perhaps he's been doing the same thing since privatisation, but people have only just noticed now they've replaced the 50 year old running stock...
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Karlos on October 29, 2006, 02:47:41 PM: Dissatisfied, eh?

I'm glad he's not up here using the Metrolink :lol: Their service is the absolute pits these days. I fear even eating 20kg of laxative chocolates would be insufficient to convey his annoyance...
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Doobrey on October 29, 2006, 03:02:56 PM: Quote

Karlos wrote:
The question arises, what drives a person to want to repeatedly crap on trains and smear it about?

Maybe he was fed up with not being able to find a seat during rush hour, and decided to make a stool? ;-)
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Karlos on October 29, 2006, 03:03:54 PM: Boom Boom! :lol:
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: GadgetMaster on October 29, 2006, 03:09:13 PM: Actually that would be an effective but extreme method of "reserving" a whole carriage for yourself. A bit like lions and other animals marking their territory with urine.. If you can stand the "fragrance" of your own recycled food that is. :lol:
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Karlos on October 29, 2006, 03:12:21 PM: I wouldn't exactly call it "recycled". Not unless you happen to enjoy the occasional turd pate :lol: :puke:
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: GadgetMaster on October 29, 2006, 03:16:36 PM: Well you never know those Turdsnotpie lovers (http://www2.iomtoday.co.uk/hosted/iomimages/Living%20history/Living%20history%20main/Sealed%20Knot%2035.jpg)
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Karlos on October 29, 2006, 03:29:53 PM: *hides*

Nooooo! Abort! Abort! Abort! Abort! Abort!
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Cyberus on October 29, 2006, 04:14:17 PM: Isn't that one of the chuckle brothers?
Title: Re: A particularly odd one.....
Post by: Karlos on October 29, 2006, 10:43:49 PM: Looks like losing their TV show hit them hard :lol: