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Title: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: iamaboringperson on October 20, 2006, 10:09:49 AM
I was travelling on the train today, and I remember seening this young lady on the train. She was very attractive, and had certian body-language and facial features, that somehow, I have been able to link with lesbianism.

I was so sure that she was a lesbian that I could have bet money on it!

Then I noticed she had one ear-ring in her right ear (none in her left). I've seen that before with another attractive young lady on the train whom I suspected was lesbian.

She also seemed a bit ... 'crazy'. Which is not like other lesbians I've met in the past.

I'm so sure that I can actually tell if a woman is lesbian or not just by looking at her face and body-language, these days.

Actually, I suspect that one of my cousins is a closet lesbo.  She does have a boyfriend, however they never get very close to each other, and she only pushes him around always telling him what to do. He's more like her slave. She is a very manipulative person.

Of the seemingly closet lesbians I've met, they usually are manipulative, and seem to be always wanting more power. Climbing corporate or political/government organisation ladders.

I wonder if it's the same with closet male f-gs?


It's all a bit eerie



Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: countzero on October 20, 2006, 11:50:42 AM
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iamaboringperson wrote:

Of the seemingly closet lesbians I've met, they usually are manipulative, and seem to be always wanting more power. Climbing corporate or political/government organisation ladders.

a penis complex ?

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I wonder if it's the same with closet male f-gs?

yes it is. (aw shouldn't have said that)
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on October 20, 2006, 01:21:36 PM
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iama the caring and compasionate cares about all the people of the earth! Love! Peace!
Why oh why did I read "compensate" instead of "compasionate"?
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Karlos on October 20, 2006, 02:36:02 PM
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I'm so sure that I can actually tell if a woman is lesbian or not just by looking at her face and body-language, these days.


Is it when they look at you with their face contorted in revulsion and say "No, never, not if even you were the last man alive!" ?
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Agafaster on October 20, 2006, 03:14:42 PM
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Karlos wrote:
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I'm so sure that I can actually tell if a woman is lesbian or not just by looking at her face and body-language, these days.


Is it when they look at you with their face contorted in revulsion and say "No, never, not if even you were the last man alive!" ?


hehe!

or it could be he's really ugly...

note, I didnt say that I.A.A.B.P actually IS ugly! ;-)
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: on October 20, 2006, 03:41:35 PM
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Agafaster wrote:
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Karlos wrote:
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I'm so sure that I can actually tell if a woman is lesbian or not just by looking at her face and body-language, these days.


Is it when they look at you with their face contorted in revulsion and say "No, never, not if even you were the last man alive!" ?


hehe!

or it could be he's really ugly...

no, I didnt say' I.A.A.B.P actually IS ugly! ;-)


Other than relgious piety, why else would someone still be a virgin in their late twenties? ;-)
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Agafaster on October 20, 2006, 03:43:29 PM
HA!

or it could be too much pie-eaty...
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: on October 20, 2006, 04:08:12 PM
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Agafaster wrote:
HA!

or it could be too much pie-eaty...


:lol:

Or maybe too much apple pie fecking? ;-)
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: iamaboringperson on October 21, 2006, 12:35:17 AM
Guys....


Let's get back on topic, shall we? Or not at all.
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Wilse on October 21, 2006, 01:14:22 AM
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iamaboringperson wrote:
I was travelling on the train today, and I remember seening this young lady on the train. She was very attractive, and had certian body-language and facial features, that somehow, I have been able to link with lesbianism.

I was so sure that she was a lesbian that I could have bet money on it!

Then I noticed she had one ear-ring in her right ear (none in her left). I've seen that before with another attractive young lady on the train whom I suspected was lesbian.

She also seemed a bit ... 'crazy'. Which is not like other lesbians I've met in the past.

I'm so sure that I can actually tell if a woman is lesbian or not just by looking at her face and body-language, these days.

Actually, I suspect that one of my cousins is a closet lesbo.  She does have a boyfriend, however they never get very close to each other, and she only pushes him around always telling him what to do. He's more like her slave. She is a very manipulative person.

Of the seemingly closet lesbians I've met, they usually are manipulative, and seem to be always wanting more power. Climbing corporate or political/government organisation ladders.


Unbelievable!

:roflmao:

I honestly wonder if you are serious sometimes.

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I wonder if it's the same with closet male f-gs?


Surely you already know the answer to that question? ;-)

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It's all a bit eerie


It certainly is......
:roll:
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Wilse on October 21, 2006, 01:16:24 AM
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Other than relgious piety, why else would someone still be a virgin in their late twenties?


Hey, I'm just shooting the breeze here but I'd hazard a guess at denial. ;-)
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Wilse on October 21, 2006, 01:18:50 AM
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iamaboringperson wrote:
Guys....


Let's get back on topic, shall we? Or not at all.


There's a topic in this thread?

What is it, homophobic bigotry?
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Hyperspeed on October 21, 2006, 01:23:28 AM
I wish I was a lesbian.
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Wilse on October 21, 2006, 01:25:10 AM
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I wish I was a lesbian.....


... with flowers in my hair...."

What Sandi Thom should have sung. ;-)
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Hyperspeed on October 21, 2006, 01:59:35 AM
Oh I wish I was a lesbian with flowers in my hair
In '77 and '69 fornication was in the air
I was born too late into a world that doesn't care
Oh I wish I was a lesbian with flowers in my hair

(http://www.mayu.com.au/folio/parade/thumbnails/flowerGal.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: iamaboringperson on October 21, 2006, 03:19:36 AM
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Wilse wrote:

What is it, homophobic bigotry?


How would it be homophobic bigotry?


I just think it's odd that I can tell a woman is lesbian, before there are any really obvious signs.


Perhaps other people have that ability, too.
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Wilse on October 21, 2006, 04:08:26 PM
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I can tell a woman is lesbian, before there are any really obvious signs.


So how did you confirm the 'suspects' mentioned were lesbian?
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Karlos on October 21, 2006, 04:47:53 PM
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Wilse wrote:
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I can tell a woman is lesbian, before there are any really obvious signs.


So how did you confirm the 'suspects' mentioned were lesbian?


He asked each of them out for a date? ;-)
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Hyperspeed on October 21, 2006, 11:18:34 PM
Maybe a special lesbian detection device was used...

(http://www.tensiondigital.com/blog/wp-content/img/pke_meter.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Karlos on October 22, 2006, 03:04:07 AM
I never heard of someone's personality being classified as a device before but...
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: GadgetMaster on October 22, 2006, 08:42:44 AM
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iamaboringperson wrote:
I was travelling on the train today, and I remember seening this young lady on the train. She was very attractive, and had certian body-language and facial features, that somehow, I have been able to link with lesbianism.


I'm _sure_ I can detect boring people!  ;-)
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: recidivist on October 22, 2006, 03:41:04 PM
why are there no second generation homosexuals?
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: cecilia on October 22, 2006, 04:34:25 PM
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iamaboringperson wrote:
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Wilse wrote:

What is it, homophobic bigotry?


How would it be homophobic bigotry?


I just think it's odd that I can tell a woman is lesbian, before there are any really obvious signs.


Perhaps other people have that ability, too.
why would you even CARE??????
is that the only stupid thought in your head????

jesus, you are as dumb as a brick  :roll:
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on October 22, 2006, 05:28:52 PM
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cecilia wrote:

jesus, you are as dumb as a brick  :roll:
You're not bright either, writing to a brick ;-)
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Karlos on October 22, 2006, 06:45:14 PM
Perhaps it isn't that iama has an ability to detect lesbians. Perhaps it's just the women he meets have the ability to spot ar*eholes ?
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: cecilia on October 22, 2006, 09:13:48 PM
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
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cecilia wrote:

jesus, you are as dumb as a brick  :roll:
You're not bright either, writing to a brick ;-)
i'm not writing TO him, simply making my opinion public.

I agree with Karlos, this "brick" sends out "i'm a jackass" vibs and ladies know enough to run like heck!
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on October 22, 2006, 09:28:11 PM
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cecilia wrote:
i'm not writing TO him, simply making my opinion public.
I get clearly a different impression. But then I also like to tease you a bit ;-)
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I agree with Karlos, this "brick" sends out "i'm a jackass" vibs and ladies know enough to run like heck!
Well, not only ladies I can tell you...
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Hyperspeed on October 25, 2006, 01:12:28 AM
I was getting a haircut the other day and a straight hairdresser was joking about with a gay hairdresser and he said "Have you noticed how gay men have their own kind of accent?"...

Thinking about it, he's right. There is a tone in the voice that one can recognise.

I wonder if women notice the same with their lesbian counterparts?

... and gay men tend to have a better sense of design or artistic tendancy.

To stereotype wouldn't be ignorant - astrology, mystical though it seems, can group different types of people according to thousands of years of Chinese studies.

There are also patterns used by pHD professors who run those dating websites that pick up on nuances of personality/lifestyle to form compatible partnerships.

I'm sure if the fear of being 'homophobic' can be overcome then there could be interesting new opinions formed from this debate!
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: PMC on November 01, 2006, 01:35:45 PM
To quote Eddie Izzard:

"I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body". :lol:

I find that it's easy to encounter lesbians when approaching them in bars/clubs and spouting misognyst propaganda like "I'm really good at spotting a lesbian".  Chances are they'll prefer female company to you.
Title: Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
Post by: Hyperspeed on November 02, 2006, 01:22:33 AM
I know a man who could spot a lesbian from 5km...

(http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/V/htmlV/vandykedic/vandykedicIMAGE/vandykedic.jpg)

Dick Van Dyke!