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Coffee House => Coffee House Boards => CH / General => Topic started by: mr_a500 on October 15, 2006, 03:50:02 PM
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Imagine that while you are walking down the street, there is some strange once-in-a-billion-years tear in the fabric of space-time and you get ripped out of 2006 and thrown into the past somewhere. You didn't take anything with you - except the clothes you're wearing. You can't ever return (and you must go back at least 10 years). Where and when would you like to end up? Would you want to end up at a key moment in history and prevent a tragedy (like killing baby Hitler, trying to prevent WWII) or would you want to go somewhere you could have the most fun?
Realistically consider all implications such as how you'll live, how you can communicate, the current state of medicine (and dentistry!) at that time and even the availability of toilet paper. ;-)
(Try to be realistic. You can't just go back and suddenly be a king somewhere or sleep with movie stars. You have to work your way up from nothing using your current knowledge. You might be instantly burned at the stake as a heretic or thrown in prison.)
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I considered killing Hitler (before he became too powerful to get to), but I think it would be even better attempting to prevent the first World War (because this was the origin of the second). I suppose you could attempt to stop the assassination that started WWI, but war was probably inevitable. All the European nations were building their armies at that time (and still thought war was glorious) and maybe there would be another assassination attempt or some other start to the war. Still, I think this would be my first choice. If I could somehow stop the first World War, the world would be a much better place. WWI ruined everything. Also, 1914 was a pretty nice time - some modern conveniences, but not too overcrowded or polluted (as long as you're not near a factory - no pollution laws) and there was still some mystery in the world.
My second choice would probably be early 1700's - maybe 1720 or around there somewhere. I'd want to visit Bach, Vivaldi or Handel and try to weasel my way into a position as assistant or something (maybe by "composing" pieces I already know ;-)). Why? Well, a court position at this time was one hell of a luxury and a musical position would be the easiest and most fun court position to get (and I like baroque music). I don't know German or Italian, but Handel spoke English so maybe it would be best to visit him. Chocolate already existed - which is a major prerequisite for any time I'd like to visit. If I got bored, I could go on a voyage of exploration somewhere or set up a plantation in the Caribbean. I wonder about the personal hygiene of people at that time though. Everybody probably had major B.O. And I'd hate to get sick or injured in this time period. If you stub your toe, you'd probably end up losing the leg. Doctors didn't even wash their hands before operating.
My third choice would probably be the early 1950's. I could experience the whole range from suited conformity and nice cars of the 50's to the radical hippie 60's to the early computer age. I'd also get nice symmetry that way - I'd probably die around 2006.
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My second choice would probably be early 1700's - maybe 1720 or around there somewhere. I'd want to visit Bach, Vivaldi or Handel and try to weasel my way into a position as assistant or something (maybe by "composing" pieces I already know ;-)).
I would also choose something along similar lines, for two reasons:
Watching Bach play a keyboard instrument, conduct a Cantata (or maybe one of the Cafe Zimmerman's keyboard concertos) would be absolutely amazing, really no words to adequately describe what such an experience would be like.
And two... somehow making an effort to preserve the large amount of Bach's work that has been lost over the years. In fact, after his death, some of his autographs made their way from the Tomaskirche to the local butchers, where they were used to wrap meat. What an absolutely tragic loss. There was another composer (the name of which I can't recall ATM, but someone that Bach studied and was quite familiar with), who's entire, completely preserved musical output was destroyed when an allied bomb obliterated the basement of the church they were stored in. Makes me want to cry just thinking about it.
On a brighter (and slightly OT) note, I'm going to see guitarist Paul Galbraith perform next Tuesday. I can hardly wait! :-) I also managed to make it to see my favorite pianist, Andras Schiff, perform at Zellerbach Hall in Berkely last October. The tickets were actually a birthday gift from my girlfriend... (and I think I'm going to have to marry her now. ;-))
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And two... somehow making an effort to preserve the large amount of Bach's work that has been lost over the years. In fact, after his death, some of his autographs made their way from the Tomaskirche to the local butchers, where they were used to wrap meat. What an absolutely tragic loss. There was another composer (the name of which I can't recall ATM, but someone that Bach studied and was quite familiar with), who's entire, completely preserved musical output was destroyed when an allied bomb obliterated the basement of the church they were stored in. Makes me want to cry just thinking about it.
That is tragic. There are probably lots of amazing things that were lost forever because of wars or other stupidity.
Now that I think of it, maybe I should go back to the ancient library at Alexandria and get them to build a hidden underground bunker to hide all the scrolls before the library was destroyed by invaders. Who knows what amazing ancient knowledge was lost when those many thousands of scrolls were destroyed. I have no idea how I could tell them to build a bunker and it would probably take years to learn the language. I'd probably be killed as a sacrifice or shipped off to be a slave somewhere before I could tell them. ;-)
I also managed to make it to see my favorite pianist, Andras Schiff, perform at Zellerbach Hall in Berkely last October.
Nice. I like the Andras Schiff Bach Piano Concertos. Last month, I went to the Jeanne Lamon Tafelmusik 25th Anniversary Concert (Tafelmusik - Toronto baroque orchestra that plays on period instruments). I was in the front row centre, about 10 feet from Jeanne Lamon.
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Nice. I like the Andras Schiff Bach Piano Concertos. Last month, I went to the Jeanne Lamon Tafelmusik 25th Anniversary Concert (Tafelmusik - Toronto baroque orchestra that plays on period instruments). I was in the front row centre, about 10 feet from Jeanne Lamon.
Wow, I bet that was a great show. (I too love "period instrument" ensembles, BTW.) It's amazing to see something like that performed live, watch their hands move, etc... certain elements that simply can't be captured on a recording.
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I'd like to go back about 15 years.
I'd re-inhabit my 19 year old body, and live my life again, but this time I'd use everything I've learned but not been able to use, and actually get to sh@g more wimmin.
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You can't reinhabit your previous body, just travel in time. If that was an option, then I'd go back to when I was a baby - with my current knowledge. Everyone would think I'm a super genius and I'd get scholarships and free grants to any university I wanted (instead of working full-time while going to school, then paying back student loans for 10 years). I could get a bachelor degree at age 9, a doctorate at age 13 and then basically do anything I wanted after that. I'd also make sure to get a karate blackbelt and learn the cello by age 13 too (things you're "too old" to start after 20).
Oh yes, I'd definitely do more shagging too. :-D
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Damn !
I know what you mean! I have an interest (nay passion) for cricket, but where does a 35 year old go to brush up on (nay learn ;-)) spin-bowling ? I did do cricket at school, so I would've payed more attention, perhaps taken it up with one of the team that used to play on the local park.
ho well, guess I'd go back to when I was doing my degree and tell meself what I know now, and to work harder, and that way more rumpy pumpy, and the kind of job I wanted !
failing that, I'd blag my way into NASA in the '60s and go to the moon...
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oh...I'd definitely go see Pink Floyd and Queen, cos I missed out on those. (narrowly in the case of the 'Floyd)
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I'd like to go back to Roman times or Victorian times - however in both cases, I'd like to be in a position of privilege (well, not so actually, I mean these times were not nice if you were at the bottom of the foodchain).
Oh yeah, I'd like to be 12-21 again, and shag more, turn up to lectures more, and get a decent job from the outset, instead of being crazy and running up debts.
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Can I just say that you people have no respect for women whatsoever and you've made my blood boil...
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Can I just say that you people have no respect for women whatsoever and you've made my blood boil...
What?? We said that if we were young again, we'd have more sex than we did. How is that disrespectful to women??
Stop boiling your blood. (it's not good for you)
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Egypt during the 4th Dynasty to see the Pyramids when they were perfect and still painted or back to the time of Ramses II to see Luxor, Karnak and Abu Simbel just when they were completed and the paint still fresh, though the amount of paint still on some of the temples two weeks ago after over 3000 years is very, very impressive and well worth seeing. Alexandria during its prime would be worth a look as would Jerusalem before the fall of the Temple would also be an impressive city to see and though its weathered better then the others, would like to see Angkor Wat just after it was completed.
-Tig
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26 years and invest heavily in property and in companies who have since made it big.
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i would by a copy of grays sports almanac and go back in time and give it to my self.
http://www.ketzer.com/backtothefuture/almanacandjacket.jpg
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nadoom wrote:
i would by a copy of grays sports almanac and go back in time and give it to my self.
http://www.ketzer.com/backtothefuture/almanacandjacket.jpg
Only to discover you can't bet on the known outcomes without casting aside your islamic scruples :lol:
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But if you knew the outcome, would it still be betting?
Surely betting only comes into it if there is a chance you'll loose?
A conundrum... :-?
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the_leander wrote:
But if you knew the outcome, would it still be betting?
Surely betting only comes into it if there is a chance you'll loose?
A conundrum... :-?
The moment you bet on it, you've changed the circumstances leading to the outcome. I suspect all certainty would instantly go out of the window ;-)
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bloodline wrote:
26 years and invest heavily in property and in companies who have since made it big.
No temptation to give your younger self some advice about the proper usage of under-the-shoe footwear ? ;-)