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Title: Women...
Post by: x56h34 on January 03, 2006, 05:51:07 PM
...can/do they?

- Make up their mind?
- Tell you what they really want?
- Know themselves what they really want?

Sorry guys, just feeling a bit pissed off due to the recent discovery that I've yet again wasted tons of $$$ and time for nothing. :-)
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Cyberus on January 03, 2006, 05:56:16 PM
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x56h34 wrote:

Sorry guys, just feeling a bit pissed off due to the recent discovery that I've yet again wasted tons of $$$ and time for nothing. :-)


You sent Doomy a Money Order?





Love has no price mate, if you're thinking of the opposite sex in terms of money, then you'll end up with the wrong type. Not to say that I know what I'm doing either mind....


I met this wonderful girl on the flight back from France this Christmas, we talked and talked and I mean for about 2 hours, and got on SO well. She gave me her email and said contact her, but I said ONE thing during the flight, and her whole demeanour changed, I mean, we all say silly things sometimes don't we? :-(
I guess I liked her TOO much...
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: x56h34 on January 03, 2006, 06:02:59 PM
I understand what you are saying, however in my case, once things start to, and steadily go sour, I guess I immediately start to look at everything materialistically. :-)
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 03, 2006, 06:13:49 PM
:lol:

go to a bar and dance like hell, be the "enfant terrible", and you'll have more female attention then you like :-/
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Cyberus on January 03, 2006, 06:16:02 PM
Hey Eyso, why the laughter? Shadenfreude?

edit
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 03, 2006, 06:19:20 PM
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Cyberus wrote:
Hey Eyso, why the laughter? Shadenfreude?
Well, a bit :lol:
oh the effort
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: x56h34 on January 03, 2006, 06:22:23 PM
Yes, laugh...
The way things are going, I may as well pack it up and join your prestigious club. :-D ;-)
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 03, 2006, 06:26:46 PM
What/wich kind of club?
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Cyberus on January 03, 2006, 07:28:40 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: cecilia on January 03, 2006, 09:26:58 PM
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x56h34 wrote:
...can/do they?

- Make up their mind?
- Tell you what they really want?
- Know themselves what they really want?

Sorry guys, just feeling a bit pissed off due to the recent discovery that I've yet again wasted tons of $$$ and time for nothing. :-)
dude, you be pickin da wrong wimmins!
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: blobrana on January 03, 2006, 10:16:55 PM
>>What/wich kind of club?

Hum,
you mean,
"do they have `drag` bars in Canada?"
(where men dress up an sing in womens clothes)
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Cyberus on January 03, 2006, 10:23:28 PM
I suppose 'having a drag on a fag' would be misunderstood at this point...
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Doobrey on January 03, 2006, 10:26:24 PM
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"do they have `drag` bars in Canada?"


All together now....

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

 He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
He go to the lavatory,
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

 :python:
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: x56h34 on January 03, 2006, 11:34:44 PM
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cecilia wrote:

dude, you be pickin da wrong wimmins!


No doubt about it. Hopefully, some day I'll run into someone compatible. Lately, I've had an extremely bad streak as far as choices made. :angry:
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 03, 2006, 11:55:43 PM
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x56h34 wrote:
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cecilia wrote:

dude, you be pickin da wrong wimmins!


No doubt about it. Hopefully, some day I'll run into someone compatible. Lately, I've had an extremely bad streak as far as choices made. :angry:
Dude... Can't you 'smell' that they're wrong from miles away?
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: x56h34 on January 04, 2006, 12:37:40 AM
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

Dude... Can't you 'smell' that they're wrong from miles away?


It's not always easy. Sometimes I go through similar situations as Cyberus, e.g. everything seems really cool up to a certain point at which you wonder WTF just happened. :-)
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 04, 2006, 12:54:58 AM
Well, not that I have much experience on a personal level considering exactly that, but I know I feel it when ppl have a wrong mindset.
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: PMC on January 04, 2006, 09:13:27 AM
Sometimes you're so keen for things to work out with someone that you don't see the flaws until it's too late...  Was involved with someone like that a couple of years back, on the surface we seemed compatible and things looked promising, but as time went on I began to notice her worrying self-destructive streak.  

She'd been through some traumas during her life and I kind of felt that I could help her through it and support her but she damn near dragged me down with her, but I still held out hope until one day when she went completely weird on me.  It was probably too late when realised just how much of a sick puppy she actually was and got myself hurt in the process.  

Once the pain had subsided though, I never looked back...

Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Agafaster on January 04, 2006, 10:36:23 AM
thats it innit ! as long as you learn from your mistakes.
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Cymric on January 04, 2006, 12:09:04 PM
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- Make up their mind?
- Tell you what they really want?
- Know themselves what they really want?
Sorry guys, just feeling a bit pissed off due to the recent discovery that I've yet again wasted tons of $$$ and time for nothing. :-)

If it makes you feel any better: I, a staunch atheist, have attracted women who were into spritism ('talking to those why had not yet passed beyond'), wicca ('the important thing is to have FUN'), christianity ('I'm going to have my child babptised even though I'm not raising him in the christian tradition; that way he won't hold it against me that he wasn't baptised when he's old enough to decide for himself what to do with religion'), and more. When they were not religious, they were vegetarian or veganistic (I am not), or so socially active that I would become just a new footnote in their crowded agendas. I have experienced turn-downs because I wore glasses (how shallow can you get), or because madame's feelings told her 'it wasn't right' (meaning: don'taskanyfurtherbecauseIamasicktormentedfuckrightnow).

My mate from uni experienced the joys of having parents 'not-yet-in-law' who looked upon him as 'the miscre.. GUY who is going to take away Our Little Baby Girl'---and he was facing an even bigger obstacle because of his rather strong faith. That sort-of rules out about 95% of the female population.

If I want to piss of my sweetheart girlfriend, I tell her I stick with her because she's the most normal and uncomplicated woman of the lot. In my experience that is quite a big compliment to make, but for some reason I cannot understand  :-P she dislikes the thought immensely.
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: PMC on January 04, 2006, 01:54:52 PM
Getting to know someone's a real minefield.  

Perhaps the best way to deal with it is to think too deeply about the whole dating malarky, don't take it so seriously and be casual - by that I mean don't expect too much from either yourself or prospective partners too soon.  

My own strategy was to look upon dating as making new friendships and not to get disappointed if things never "happened".  If the person and the time is right then things happen by their own accord, if not then it's best not to dwell on it.  

Having come out of a long term relationship three years ago, which left my confidence quite fragile going back to dating again has been quite a culture shock.  However, right now I have a great g/f of fifteen months (who I've been completely faithful to) and I've made quite a few new female friends.  
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: x56h34 on January 04, 2006, 02:15:32 PM
@PMC:

I think that you are very right with your views. The best policy is not to have high expectations and simply casually approach and see where it takes you.

I guess people are in general so different that it's highly unlikely to without too much trouble find someone that is compatible.
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: cecilia on January 04, 2006, 02:35:21 PM
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Cymric wrote:
If I want to piss of my sweetheart girlfriend, I tell her I stick with her because she's the most normal and uncomplicated woman of the lot. In my experience that is quite a big compliment to make, but for some reason I cannot understand  :-P she dislikes the thought immensely.
you are not saying it right  :-)
tell her you like her because she's genuine.
sounds much better.
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Cymric on January 04, 2006, 02:55:28 PM
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cecilia wrote:
you are not saying it right  :-)
tell her you like her because she's genuine.
sounds much better.

I thought the :-P was a giveaway that I knew very well why she didn't like the thought :-) added later: when phrased that way.
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: PMC on January 04, 2006, 04:04:06 PM
There are much worse compliments a man can give:

"Ye dinnae sweat much for a fat lass, like"

:lol:
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: bloodline on January 04, 2006, 04:38:17 PM
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x56h34 wrote:
@PMC:

I think that you are very right with your views. The best policy is not to have high expectations and simply casually approach and see where it takes you.

I guess people are in general so different that it's highly unlikely to without too much trouble find someone that is compatible.


Treat them keen, keep them mean!
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Doobrey on January 04, 2006, 06:38:22 PM
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PMC wrote:
There are much worse compliments a man can give:

"Ye dinnae sweat much for a fat lass, like"

:lol:


Or "No dear, the dress is fine.. it's the cellulite that makes your arse look fat"

Trust me, that old "Does my bum look big?" is just one big trap, there is no right answer or a way out without digging yourself deeper in sh*t. Just pray it'll be quick and painless.
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Vincent on January 04, 2006, 08:02:29 PM
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Doobrey wrote:
Or "No dear, the dress is fine.. it's the cellulite that makes your arse look fat"

Trust me, that old "Does my bum look big?" is just one big trap, there is no right answer or a way out without digging yourself deeper in sh*t. Just pray it'll be quick and painless.

Hmmm, I like them big, Sioux doesn't, but she keeps hers big to keep me happy :-)

I must be lucky :-D
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 04, 2006, 08:03:45 PM
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Doobrey wrote:
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PMC wrote:
There are much worse compliments a man can give:

"Ye dinnae sweat much for a fat lass, like"

:lol:


Or "No dear, the dress is fine.. it's the cellulite that makes your arse look fat"

Trust me, that old "Does my bum look big?" is just one big trap, there is no right answer or a way out without digging yourself deeper in sh*t. Just pray it'll be quick and painless.
I always follow wise advice, advice like "never begin relations with women"
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 04, 2006, 08:16:41 PM
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Doobrey wrote:
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PMC wrote:
There are much worse compliments a man can give:

"Ye dinnae sweat much for a fat lass, like"

:lol:


Or "No dear, the dress is fine.. it's the cellulite that makes your arse look fat"
"Of course the dress is fine, it's perfect, of course those who make the dresses are specialized and sure know it better, have a keener eye on that, than you do."
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Doobrey on January 04, 2006, 09:04:13 PM
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
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I always follow wise advice, advice like "never begin relations with women"


To quote advice from the great Al Bundy.. "Women, ya can't live with them and ya can't shoot 'em"

/me goes into hiding from Cecilia and Blobrana :nervous:
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 04, 2006, 09:16:14 PM
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Doobrey wrote:
/me goes into hiding from Cecilia and Blobrana :nervous:
Do you need shelter? :-D
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Cyberus on January 04, 2006, 10:24:12 PM
:lol:
you make me laugh Eyso - carry that on well into '06!
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Agafaster on January 05, 2006, 03:21:51 PM
there is an easy way to answer that - truthfully, but skirting (ahem) the issue:

'it looks nice/suits you/wheres me tea ?'.
the last one might earn a slap.

it also helps to point out people whos 'arris really is big.
with monotonous regularity.

suggesting that she wears a thong can help ;-) I use 'uhhh-VPL !!'
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Agafaster on January 05, 2006, 03:25:04 PM
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Hmmm, I like them big, Sioux doesn't, but she keeps hers big to keep me happy

I must be lucky :-D


personally, I prefer big norks. My kids kept them big ;-)
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: PMC on January 05, 2006, 03:29:25 PM
I like Knob Gags the best...

But I can't get Georgina to wear one.

Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Vincent on January 05, 2006, 06:39:29 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 05, 2006, 06:47:26 PM
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Agafaster wrote:
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Hmmm, I like them big, Sioux doesn't, but she keeps hers big to keep me happy

I must be lucky :-D


personally, I prefer big norks. My kids kept them big ;-)
norks? what's that :-? (can't find it in the dictionary)
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Cyberus on January 05, 2006, 06:53:32 PM
Devil's dumplings!




I dunno if this is an accurate translation, but in Dutch 'borsten'
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 05, 2006, 07:32:26 PM
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Cyberus wrote:
Devil's dumplings!




I dunno if this is an accurate translation, but in Dutch 'borsten'
The more rude word for boobs are 'jetters' or 'jetsers', or 'tieten', but 'borsten'  is a more normal word for these body parts.
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: T_Bone on January 05, 2006, 08:39:01 PM
It seems like it used to be easier. Back in the day, being "exclusive" pretty much meant you'd be married in a few years.
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: on January 08, 2006, 12:02:56 PM
Don't let a woman subtely control you, and don't become dependant on them for your happiness. When you get one, view them as a blessing or a bonus that you can appreciate, not something you need in order to function.
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Karlos on January 09, 2006, 01:42:08 PM
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PMC wrote:
I like Knob Gags the best...

But I can't get Georgina to wear one.


:roflmao:
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Agafaster on January 09, 2006, 04:10:25 PM
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Cyberus wrote:
Devil's dumplings!




I dunno if this is an accurate translation, but in Dutch 'borsten'


not bad, but the words that convey a generous handful are better - hooters, baps, melons, nicely upholstered, comes with twin airbags, extra helpings of shirt potato, gazongas is a good one...
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 09, 2006, 06:27:43 PM
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Agafaster wrote:
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Cyberus wrote:
Devil's dumplings!




I dunno if this is an accurate translation, but in Dutch 'borsten'


not bad, but the words that convey a generous handful are better - hooters, baps, melons, nicely upholstered, comes with twin airbags, extra helpings of shirt potato, gazongas is a good one...
But that's not Dutch :-)
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: The_Editor on January 18, 2006, 04:34:17 PM

FunBags ?

Whats wrong wiv plain ol Mammeries !!

"Get yer mammeries out for the lads" makes em think .... for a second !!


Bristols

Jugs !!
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: x56h34 on January 18, 2006, 05:58:48 PM
Hey, there's no need to resurrect this thread. I'm over it now and I've moved on. :-D (not that most of the thread was about me anyways) :lol:
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 18, 2006, 08:23:44 PM
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The_Editor wrote:

FunBags ?

Whats wrong wiv plain ol Mammeries !!

"Get yer mammeries out for the lads" makes em think .... for a second !!


Bristols

Jugs !!
Hm, I remember, also another Dutch word for boobs is 'memmen'
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: PMC on January 19, 2006, 08:48:44 AM
[sexist mode]
My fave at the moment is "Frups" short for "Thrupenny Bits" which is rhyming slang for a word I'm sure you can guess.

Although "Jumper Puppies" is quite a good phrase too.
[/sexist mode]
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Wilse on January 19, 2006, 09:21:22 PM
I've always found the expression "lady bumps" rather cute.
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on January 19, 2006, 11:07:42 PM
Or 'bumpers', or 'airbags'
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: on January 19, 2006, 11:44:41 PM
I like to call a spade a spade.

So I say Tits. ;-)
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: Wilse on January 20, 2006, 07:56:31 PM
Show's yer long handled digging instruments!
Title: Re: Women...
Post by: whabang on January 21, 2006, 12:18:26 PM
Pattar...