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Title: Humbug
Post by: PMC on December 01, 2005, 01:58:55 PM
It's just over three weeks to xmas, have some quite messy family type stuff going down leaving me feeling slightly cantankerous.

Cue me walking through town half an hour ago to be approached by a chap dressed as Santa Claus.

SC "Ho! Ho! Ho!"

PMC "Bollocks"

Should I be feeling guilty?
Title: Re: Humbug
Post by: jkirk on December 01, 2005, 03:08:15 PM
yes ;-)
Title: Re: Humbug
Post by: X-ray on December 01, 2005, 03:20:13 PM
@ PMC

You definitely made a big mistake there. What if Father Christmas decides not to give you anything now that you were rude to him? You should've waited until AFTER you had your presents  :-P
Title: Re: Humbug
Post by: Doobrey on December 01, 2005, 08:23:23 PM
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PMC wrote:
Should I be feeling guilty?


Not at all. Although it might have been a good idea to pull his beard to see if he's the real one or not.
 I'm already fed up with hearing about Xmas, it's still 3 chuffing weeks away FFS  :madashell: , Just today I had to bite my tongue whilst shopping in the Co-op with their homogenus soulless Christmas muzak being piped around the store. (And don't even get me started on TV adverts for crappy CDs and DVDs you'd never contemplate buying at any other time of the year..you know the ones  " The best album in the world..EVER, volume 34")
Title: Re: Humbug
Post by: odin on December 01, 2005, 11:16:12 PM
Humbug, Santa Claus is a Coca Cola invention anyway. The only real Santa Claus is Saint Nicholas.
Title: Re: Humbug
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on December 01, 2005, 11:51:04 PM
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odin wrote:
The only real Santa Claus is Saint Nicholas.
Who is the christinized version of Odin :-)
Title: Re: Humbug
Post by: NoFastMem on December 02, 2005, 03:33:48 PM
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Doobrey wrote:
 I'm already fed up with hearing about Xmas, it's still 3 chuffing weeks away FFS  :madashell: , Just today I had to bite my tongue whilst shopping in the Co-op with their homogenus soulless Christmas muzak being piped around the store. (And don't even get me started on TV adverts for crappy CDs and DVDs you'd never contemplate buying at any other time of the year..you know the ones  " The best album in the world..EVER, volume 34")


Cutting TV out of your life is one of the best things you can do for your mental health, especially at this time of year. I'm barely aware that Christmas is approaching. :-)
Title: Re: Humbug
Post by: bloodline on December 02, 2005, 05:09:56 PM
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NoFastMem wrote:
I'm barely aware that Christmas is approaching. :-)


That'll be the Prozac... :-D
Title: Re: Humbug
Post by: PMC on December 02, 2005, 05:20:15 PM
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bloodline wrote:
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NoFastMem wrote:
I'm barely aware that Christmas is approaching. :-)


That'll be the Prozac... :-D


"Ding dong merrily on high....."

:lol:
Title: Re: Humbug
Post by: Doobrey on December 02, 2005, 08:02:52 PM
I guess Bloodline must be the only person who's glad of getting 10 pairs of socks at Chrimbo. (Oops, did I ruin the suprise?)
Title: Re: Humbug
Post by: bloodline on December 03, 2005, 02:16:24 PM
:lol:...  :pissed:...  :idea:...  :-D
Title: Re: Humbug
Post by: Tigger on December 12, 2005, 07:28:38 PM
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odin wrote:
Humbug, Santa Claus is a Coca Cola invention anyway.


Myth #47.
   -Tig
Title: Re: Humbug
Post by: bloodline on December 12, 2005, 09:12:16 PM
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Tigger wrote:
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odin wrote:
Humbug, Santa Claus is a Coca Cola invention anyway.


Myth #47.
   -Tig


Awww... don't ruin it!!! :-x
Title: Re: Humbug
Post by: Doobrey on December 12, 2005, 09:29:21 PM
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odin wrote:
Humbug, Santa Claus is a Coca Cola invention anyway.


Nah, Xmas is all a big con invented by turkey farmers and advocaat makers, Coca-Cola just stole their idea for a naff advert.
Title: Re: Hum
Post by: blobrana on December 12, 2005, 09:37:51 PM
Hum,
here is a nice midi tune to drink your nitecap to.
Silent Night.mid (http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/blobrana/downloads/silent2.mid)

More music here (http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/blobrana/cont/solmidi.htm)
Title: Re: Hum
Post by: Doobrey on December 12, 2005, 10:14:07 PM
And nice Christmassy pics to look at while listening to the muzak..
 Xmas decorations (http://home.tiscali.be/joke1/Neju4/fuck%20christmas.jpg)
RIP Santa (http://portaberta.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/morte%20do%20pai%20natal.jpg)
Santa vs airliner (http://www.humorpages.net/flyingsanta/flyingsanta.jpg)
Title: Re: Humbug
Post by: Cyberus on December 12, 2005, 10:41:43 PM
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bloodline wrote:
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Tigger wrote:
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odin wrote:
Humbug, Santa Claus is a Coca Cola invention anyway.


Myth #47.
   -Tig


Awww... don't ruin it!!! :-x


But what's Myth #46 dammit?!