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Coffee House => Coffee House Boards => CH / General => Topic started by: Karlos on November 30, 2005, 12:25:26 AM
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Yesterday I discovered bad things can happen when you hallucinate that you're in a quake 3 game due to severe hypothermia...
(http://www.extropia.co.uk/karlsavs/images/q3joke.jpg)
:-D
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Why am I thinking 'Stef Murky' here.
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odin wrote:
Why am I thinking 'Stef Murky' here.
I have no idea... No, really :lol:
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Note the subconscious desire he has for Blobzie to aim a big cannon at his genitals. Mate, I already found out in another thread that she won't do the dominatrix thing :-P
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X-ray wrote:
Note the subconscious desire he has for Blobzie to aim a big cannon at his genitals.
If you played Q3A (which I have done far too often lately) you will know that it is common for already dead opponents/bots to get in the last word :-)
Although the aim is just an unfortunate side effect of perspective, I did think it could be one of the most eye-watering "what happened next?" questions on any future online gaming "question of sport" type quiz :lol:
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I can see Blobzie poring over her latest recipes:
"Fried Testicle ala Karlos"
"Minced Groin on Rye"
"Lentil & Length Soup"
:lol:
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More like "frag salad"...
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...composed of 1 meat and 2 veg?
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@X-Ray
You really are quite fixated on the idea of a male genital lunch today, aren't you?
Something you're not telling us?
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Nothing you don't already know, husband! :-P
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I knew it was jealousy!
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Oh get a room!
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Actually you are both right, I was hoping for a threesome :-P :lol:
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Anyway, back to the picture: I was just thinking that some flecks of blood on the snow would have looked cool.
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X-ray wrote:
Anyway, back to the picture: I was just thinking that some flecks of blood on the snow would have looked cool.
I did think about it but it was only a 10 minute job...
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10 minutes???? :-o
I hope you don't think that's enough time to entice the ladies?
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cecilia wrote:
10 minutes???? :-o
I hope you don't think that's enough time to entice the ladies?
Well, I don't hear my new amiga.org bride complaining...
:lol:
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Karlos wrote:
Well, I don't hear my new amiga.org bride complaining...
:lol:
feh! you guys are all quick on the draw! :-P
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@cecilia
I'm still counting the levels of meaning in that one :lol:
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On seeing this picture the phrase "Hop on baby!" pops into my head.
That's very disturbing :nervous:
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I dunno. What are you all like? :lol:
I post a perfectly innocent picture of myself making a snow angel in the first decent snow I've seen in 10 years, made into a quake3 joke and everybody has to make it all sordid...
Shame on you all :-P
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I suppose that at least a snow angel is more wholesome than a pic of you writing your name in it :-D
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...cue quips about 'yeah, but whos handwriting is it?'
Help yourselves :lol:
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edit: double [d]ententre[/d] post
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Your wish will be granted karlos! Global warming will most likely reroute the warm Gulfstream and plunge Europe into the cold! Hurrah! :-D.
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odin wrote:
Your wish will be granted karlos! Global warming will most likely reroute the warm Gulfstream and plunge Europe into the cold! Hurrah! :-D.
That's just what they want you to think. In reality it is just me beginning to assert my personal desires as I progress through my scheme to take over the world and gradually bend everything my evil will....
Or it could just be the global warming thing.
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Karlos wrote:
@cecilia
I'm still counting the levels of meaning in that one :lol:
ain't I brilliant! :-D
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Karlos wrote:
edit: double [d]ententre[/d] post
you called???? :-)
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cecilia wrote:
Karlos wrote:
edit: double [d]ententre[/d] post
you called???? :-)
:lol:
I'm actually quite surprised nobody saw fit to misconstrue the thread title yet...
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cecilia wrote:
10 minutes???? :-o
I hope you don't think that's enough time to entice the ladies?
Maybe not, but I for one would be happy with a ten minute 'job'
Jeez, am I really that crude?
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Karlos wrote:
I'm actually quite surprised nobody saw fit to misconstrue the thread title yet...
I can't because I mentally screen out crude jokes on anything that conatains Blobrana's name. Basically because I had an ex-girlfriend that used to use 'blobbing' as a 'cute' name for that thing girls do for 3 days out of every 28.
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uncharted wrote:
I can't because I mentally screen out crude jokes on anything that conatains Blobrana's name. Basically because I had an ex-girlfriend that used to use 'blobbing' as a 'cute' name for that thing girls do for 3 days out of every 28.
Only 3 days out of every 28????
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"...Maybe not, but I for one would be happy with a ten minute 'job'..."
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Ja, it depends who the girl is. If she hasn't got a natural adventurous streak, 10 minutes would be the one.
But a girl like Cecilia...that is more than 10 minutes' worth (I am just guessing)
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X-ray wrote:
"...Maybe not, but I for one would be happy with a ten minute 'job'..."
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Ja, it depends who the girl is. If she hasn't got a natural adventurous streak, 10 minutes would be the one.
But a girl like Cecilia...that is more than 10 minutes' worth (I am just guessing)
Don't forget other factors like the venue, how many people are queuing for the airplane lavatory, how much of your lunchbreak is remaining and in extreme cases the length of the advertising break during Coronation Street.
Despite being an excellent state of physical fitness I'm not too proud to admit to fearing that Ms Cecilia would eat me alive. :lol:
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Well you would just have to eat her first, mate. You know the best form of defense is attack ;-)
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I prefer diplomacy... If you're a cunning linguist then you can get away with most things.
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and gradually bend everything my evil will
ewwwwwwwww too much info ;-)
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Dear, oh dear.....
...... seriously......
...... you guys.....
:-P
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You know what this thread needs now, don't you?
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X-ray wrote:
You know what this thread needs now, don't you?
Yes :-D
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This gets sung to 'The farmer in the dell' :evilgrin:
A-waltzing we will go,
Yeah dancing we will go
Hi-ho, the derry-o
For Karlos ate the snow
He tangled with Blobrana,
He messed with young Blobrana
Hi-ho, the derry-o
She's fierce as a piranha
Now Blobzie sprayed him silly,
Wow Blobzie fragged him silly
Hi-ho, the derry-o
She's aiming at his willy
Cecilia's laughing loud,
And X-ray's chuckling loud
Hi-ho, the derry-o
We're drawing quite a crowd
Cos Karlos is outstretched,
His arms and legs outstretched
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The coffin has been fetched
Whatever can we do?
What is it we should do?
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The rest is up to you...
(That means you guys supply further verses ;-) )
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And there goes that last bit of dignity I was trying to hold on to...
:lol:
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One can only wonder what blob makes of all this :lol:
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Karlos wrote:
One can only wonder what blob makes of all this :lol:
Quote from Blobcam:
"Och, ye filthy beggars!"
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Either that, or she's preparing a sexual harrasment law-suit! :lol:
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cheeky :bump:
seeing as blob's back and all...
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Hum,
I'm in spectator mode.
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Sorry, seeing all that snow made me feel all seasonal. Except for the total lack of snow, that is :lol:
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Karlos wrote:
Sorry, seeing all that snow made me feel all seasonal. Except for the total lack of snow, that is :lol:
If you waited another month it would be the first anniversary of your last post in this thread
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I say we have a Blobzie month.
Let's dig up all the threads devoted to Blobzie and revel in the triple P (Pictish Princess Phenomenon) :-)
I hereby have done my part by bumping this one to the top.