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Title: I feel a presence.....
Post by: D-Acorah on October 30, 2005, 11:13:29 AM
Greetings,

I am famous TV medium and clairvoyant Derek Acorah. I joined this forum because I feel that there are some spirits who you thought were gone that lurk around this site. These spirits are angry and cruel, and are out to cause pain.

I'm picking up on 3 men who lurk around this site, who I feel were hated when they were banned. The first man is a very tall man, and he is the youngest of the 3. I feel that he is associated with the number "7", and he has posted in other guises on here. I can't pick up on his first name at the moment, but I am sure Sam will help me pick up on it later.

The other 2 spirits i'm picking up on are friends of the first spirit, but are about a couple of years older. They were hated here, and I feel the first man has something to do with the letters "C" and "U". The second man has the word "Pike" in his name - I'm not sure whether that's a nickname or whether it's his surname.

But I feel a strong presence of them on these forums, and you won't get them away that easily unfortunately. I'd better make a move or i'll get possessed by one of them.

Best wishes,

Derek Acorah
Spiritualist Medium and Clairvoyant
Title: Re: I feel a presence.....
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on October 30, 2005, 12:01:39 PM
And today is not halloween or something
Title: Re: I feel a presence.....
Post by: X-ray on October 30, 2005, 12:09:07 PM
"...and I feel the first man has something to do with the letters "C" and "U"..."
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He may have something to do with the leatters 'N' and 'T' too
 ;-)
Title: Re: I feel a presence.....
Post by: D-Acorah on October 30, 2005, 12:19:34 PM
No, the letters "N" and "T" are not to do with this person, although he was hated here. He's trying to gain entry, and is feeling agitated.I'm not going to let him...

Hey yo!

It is CU_AMiGA! Hulkamania is running wild!

I am your worst nightmare!

Regards,
Title: Re: I feel a presence.....
Post by: Karlos on October 30, 2005, 12:35:39 PM
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X-ray wrote:
"...and I feel the first man has something to do with the letters "C" and "U"..."
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He may have something to do with the leatters 'N' and 'T' too
 ;-)


:roflmao:
Title: Re: I feel a presence.....
Post by: Cyberus on October 30, 2005, 01:53:06 PM
There's no 'I' in T-E-A-M











But there is a 'U' in C-U-*-T ;-)
Title: Re: I feel a presence.....
Post by: D-Acorah on October 30, 2005, 02:40:01 PM
I've managed to get back to normal now, thanks to the help of my accomplices. It was a man by the name of Allan Reynolds who possessed me, and his name on here is CU_AMiGA.

Sam has told me that the other 2 that i'm picking up on are JonoPike and sumner7. They are trying to get in and i've told sam they're not coming in, not even for a second, but it's true that they still lurk around these parts...

Derek Acorah
Spiritualist Medium and Clairvoyant
Title: Re: I feel a presence.....
Post by: T_Bone on October 31, 2005, 12:01:10 AM
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X-ray wrote:
"...and I feel the first man has something to do with the letters "C" and "U"..."
----------------------------------------------------------

He may have something to do with the leatters 'N' and 'T' too
 ;-)
:roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:
Title: Re: I feel a presence.....
Post by: Karlos on October 31, 2005, 01:16:20 AM
@D-Acorah

The word you are looking for is not 'spirit', it's 'arsefez'.
Title: Re: I feel a presence.....
Post by: whabang on October 31, 2005, 07:06:26 AM
Me :whack: CU
Title: Re: I feel a presence.....
Post by: on November 05, 2005, 12:41:42 PM
Are you the same Derek Acora who was exposed as a fake in the daily mirror?  :lol:
Title: Re: I feel a presence.....
Post by: D-Acorah on November 08, 2005, 11:17:08 PM
Ciaran O'Keefe, the parapsychologist who made the allegations, has every right to make his feelings known, but it doesn't necessarily mean that what he is saying is true. These spirits are getting weaker and weaker by the minute, and i've told Sam they won't be coming in for a single second.
Title: Re: I feel a presence.....
Post by: Karlos on November 08, 2005, 11:21:08 PM
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnng!

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These spirits are getting weaker and weaker by the minute


Go drink in a better pub then.
Title: Re: I feel a presence.....
Post by: Cyberus on November 09, 2005, 12:09:03 PM
Can you feel the presence of the Shark G4 card??
Is it possoble to sense its wispy 'vapours' ;-)