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Title: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: koaftder on September 29, 2005, 11:13:30 PM
Cause apparantly we are all trolls with no sense of humor.

quote from Wayne himself on whyzzat.com:

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:06 pm      Reply with quote
cecilia wrote:
yeah, i love The Onion. they never fail to have something that cracks me up!
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Unlike that other site... hmmm. I can't even remember the name but it's various Amiga trolls, trying to be funny.

Wayne

and from cecilia:
Oh, yeah, THAT one. Rolling Eyes
jesus, they really have NO sense of humor on that site. it's like a bunch of "inside" nonjokes that only those fellas think are funny.
and you desperately WANT something to be funny, but it all falls flat.

and it's not like there's not a TON of amiga history that can't be satirized.

from page:
http://www.whyzzat.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=443

Wayne doesn love a.org user base! :-o  :-o

Oh, and i'd be a blue troll (:
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: x56h34 on September 29, 2005, 11:29:51 PM
I was suprised to see that this wasn't another one of Narayan's generic posts, although I have to admit that the style and overall sense of the post is equal to his level...e.g. huh!?
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: ajlwalker on September 30, 2005, 01:29:26 AM
Best Amiga joke?

Commodore management?

Well, it didn't have to be a funny joke did it?
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: Matt_H on September 30, 2005, 02:06:11 AM
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Best Amiga joke?

Commodore management?

Well, it didn't have to be a funny joke did it?

You stole mine! I was going to say that! ;-)
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: Tesral on September 30, 2005, 03:14:48 AM
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koaftder wrote:

and it's not like there's not a TON of amiga history that can't be satirized.


Define hopeless optimism.

An Amiga Dealer with a pager.
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: Argo on September 30, 2005, 03:21:39 AM
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Unlike that other site... hmmm. I can't even remember the name but it's various Amiga trolls, trying to be funny.


Sounds like WrongPla.net
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: weirdami on September 30, 2005, 05:10:39 AM
Maybe the "other site" he's talking about is MooBunny.
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: kokigami on September 30, 2005, 06:32:31 AM
speaking of managment. I just got my brand new copy of "On the Edge" The Spectacular Rise and Fall of Commodore
from here. (http://www.commodorebook.com/index.php?origin=classicgaming)

have only read a couple pages so Can't tell you much.
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: Nickman on September 30, 2005, 09:41:23 AM
The new Amiga Inc website.
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: orange on September 30, 2005, 09:59:07 AM
Amiga Two
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: yogisumo on September 30, 2005, 01:10:10 PM
Irving Gould.
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: PMC on September 30, 2005, 01:43:53 PM
Analogic Computers
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: _ThEcRoW on September 30, 2005, 01:55:12 PM
Amiga One
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: krize on September 30, 2005, 03:50:59 PM
Iwin :)
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: on September 30, 2005, 04:05:07 PM
Hyperion
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: drHirudo on September 30, 2005, 05:42:34 PM
by mdma on 2005/9/30 18:05:07

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Hyperion

That's a perfect example of a blue troll trying to be funny.
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: asian1 on September 30, 2005, 05:47:31 PM
Just kidding:

Rocking and on schedule
Fleecy Moss future plans on Amigaworld.net
Another two weeks
Mai Chipset
Linux PowerPC with Kernel 2.6 on A1
Terry Coksey
Mehdi Ali
Prudential Group
ITEC
Invisible Hands
Kouri Capital
Netventures
Cross Architecture
CeBIT schedule
Rich Woods surveillance
McEwen's Maserati
McEwen Trucking company
Dr Hare's business card
Dr Hare promises to pay the former employees of Amiga Inc.
AmigaAnywhere but not on AmigaOS 4 or Linux PowerPC (A1).
Smartboy
Air France's Space Marshall
Thendic explosive detectors
Orthogonal Persistence
Sharp Zaurus with AmigaDE
Nokia STB with AmigaDE
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: Turambar on September 30, 2005, 05:55:23 PM
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That's a perfect example of a blue troll trying to be funny.


It's more likely a perfect example of mdma wondering who'll be first to take the bait. You win i suspect.
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: Argo on September 30, 2005, 06:50:34 PM
Commodore (management) trying to hinder engineering one speed bump at a time.
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: on September 30, 2005, 07:12:19 PM
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drHirudo wrote:
by mdma on 2005/9/30 18:05:07

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Hyperion

That's a perfect example of a blue troll trying to be funny.


That's a perfect example of a fish being caught with only a line and a maggot.
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: on September 30, 2005, 07:12:56 PM
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Turambar wrote:
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That's a perfect example of a blue troll trying to be funny.


It's more likely a perfect example of mdma wondering who'll be first to take the bait. You win i suspect.


Moi?  Baiting imbeciles? Never! ;-)
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: cv643d on September 30, 2005, 07:52:43 PM
"19th March 2000. The new prototype is in the process of being tested. The laborious task of powering it up in stages, developing additional logic to support features and making sure everything works as intended is under way. I am expecting 2-4 months of development time before it is at the stage where it can be release for production." -Mick Tinker
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: drHirudo on October 01, 2005, 05:35:09 AM
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Moi? Baiting imbeciles? Never!

Oh, abuse. The last line of defence of a troll. Geees, you are a really boring one.
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: boing on October 01, 2005, 06:34:08 AM
The ST, PC and Macs are just as good because they have "software sprites".


Bwahahahahaha.  For a bigger laugh look at how the kiddies ruined the correct and proper definition of sprite at Wikipedia.  I guess every character that scrolls up your screen is a sprite as far as these morons are concerned.


(http://img259.echo.cx/img259/7870/wikibob6ts.jpg)
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: odin on October 01, 2005, 10:58:53 AM
Heck, if you don't like the description on wikipedia then why not change the article :-?.
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: MskoDestny on October 01, 2005, 02:44:55 PM
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boing wrote:
Bwahahahahaha.  For a bigger laugh look at how the kiddies ruined the correct and proper definition of sprite at Wikipedia.  I guess every character that scrolls up your screen is a sprite as far as these morons are concerned.

I still have yet to hear your masterful definition of a sprite. I really don't see much of a fundamental difference between a processor writing a character into a framebuffer and a piece of dedicated hardware writing into a linebuffer (and don't give me that Amiga's don't use linebuffers line because at the very least the Nyx prototype did). Sure all things being equal, the system with dedicated hardware will have better performance, but I don't see how that makes the two fundamentally different.
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: on October 01, 2005, 06:37:44 PM
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I still have yet to hear your masterful definition of a sprite.


I doubt anyone ever will hear it.
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: on October 01, 2005, 06:40:01 PM
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drHirudo wrote:
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Moi? Baiting imbeciles? Never!

Oh, abuse. The last line of defence of a troll. Geees, you are a really boring one.


Maybe, but I get sex on a regular basis, have an interesting and satisfying job, a beautiful, healthy and intelligent son, and a loving family.

You have a broken motherboard I believe.
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: KThunder on October 01, 2005, 08:35:03 PM
hardware sprites really are a big deal if you are programming a game. making a game on a pc back in the day with lots of objects on screen was a paing in the butt, on the amiga and other hardware based sprite systems it is simple. set up the data set pointers and turn them on move as necissary without worring about backgrounds or forgrounds. (btw i havent programmed much on the amiga but i did on the c64 which has a similar but more limited system spritewise)
Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: Cyberus on December 10, 2005, 05:16:56 PM
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mdma wrote:
Quote

drHirudo wrote:
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Moi? Baiting imbeciles? Never!

Oh, abuse. The last line of defence of a troll. Geees, you are a really boring one.


Maybe, but I get sex on a regular basis, have an interesting and satisfying job, a beautiful, healthy and intelligent son, and a loving family.

You have a broken motherboard I believe.


:roflmao:
Seriously, I nearly just pissed myself...

Title: Re: Whats your best amiga joke?
Post by: on December 10, 2005, 05:38:27 PM
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Unlike that other site... hmmm. I can't even remember the name but it's various Amiga trolls, trying to be funny.

Wayne doesn love a.org user base! :-o  :-o

Oh, and i'd be a blue troll (:


A very poor blue troll at that...

Taken in context, which is something you miserably failed to do (but amazingly I'm not surprised), I and others were speaking of Wrongpla.net -- which I have yet to find funny in the least -- NOT of Amiga.org...

Thanks for playing...  See Guido for your prize on the way out...

[edit : I should include several :-D  :-)  :lol:  :-P  :roll: just to let everyone know how humorously I take this thread.  As always, if you have a question about me, or something I said, I'm usually the best person to ask, unless your intent is just to troll a bit]

Wayne