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Title: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: odin on August 16, 2005, 01:22:40 PM
Clickety-click (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4155390.stm)
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: Cyberus on August 16, 2005, 01:27:37 PM
Do they have to have extra large socks as well? ;-)
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: PMC on August 16, 2005, 02:06:21 PM
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Cyberus wrote:
Do they have to have extra large socks as well? ;-)


:-D

I'm waiting to hear what Mr X-Ray has to say on this one...  

I hate to pour cold water on a theory but an ex of mine once was dating this guy with size 11 feet and was terribly disappointed to find that he was deceptively out of proportion.  Apparently touching both sides at once was almost out of the question.

How about if they've got big hands and big feet?

Cecilia?

:lol:
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: on August 16, 2005, 04:54:53 PM
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PMC wrote:
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Cyberus wrote:
Do they have to have extra large socks as well? ;-)


:-D

I'm waiting to hear what Mr X-Ray has to say on this one...  

I hate to pour cold water on a theory but an ex of mine once was dating this guy with size 11 feet and was terribly disappointed to find that he was deceptively out of proportion.  Apparently touching both sides at once was almost out of the question.

How about if they've got big hands and big feet?

Cecilia?

:lol:


Some russian boffins worked out a "formula" for determining the size of a mans john thomas.

Measure the foot length ways in centimetres, half it then add five centimetres.

Was in the papers last week.

I've got size 12's and i'm 6ft1 with big hands btw. :-)
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: Cyberus on August 16, 2005, 05:02:52 PM
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mdma wrote:

I've got size 12's and i'm 6ft1 with big hands btw. :-)


Size 13 and 6'4" here :-)
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: bloodline on August 16, 2005, 05:10:56 PM
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mdma wrote:
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PMC wrote:
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Cyberus wrote:
Do they have to have extra large socks as well? ;-)


:-D

I'm waiting to hear what Mr X-Ray has to say on this one...  

I hate to pour cold water on a theory but an ex of mine once was dating this guy with size 11 feet and was terribly disappointed to find that he was deceptively out of proportion.  Apparently touching both sides at once was almost out of the question.

How about if they've got big hands and big feet?

Cecilia?

:lol:


Some russian boffins worked out a "formula" for determining the size of a mans john thomas.

Measure the foot length ways in centimetres, half it then add five centimetres.


:roflmao:
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: cecilia on August 16, 2005, 06:10:22 PM
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Apparently touching both sides at once was almost out of the question.
it took me a minute to figure out what you meant.
OOOWWWW!    :-(  (poor girl!)

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How about if they've got big hands and big feet?    

Cecilia?
no relation as near as i can figure. but i haven't done an EXTENTIVE survey. :-)

however, you fellas listing your statistics is VERY funny. continue on!
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: X-ray on August 16, 2005, 06:57:59 PM
 :sealed:
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: Wilse on August 16, 2005, 11:56:20 PM
@cecilia:

Since you ask, 5'11"(ish - my Mum swears I'm 6' but I don't think
so.), size eight feet.

Being such a short-ersed, small-befooted chap, I naturally do not
subscribe to said theory.

Either way, it's a two way street and the bedroom side of life has
been consistently pleasant for me for about 14 years now, regardless
of who the other person is, though some are obviously more fun than
others.
;-)
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: on August 17, 2005, 01:00:41 AM
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the bedroom side of life has
been consistently pleasant for me for about 14 years now


Yeah, who cares if the woman enjoys herself.  You tell 'em Wilse! :lol:
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: cecilia on August 17, 2005, 02:22:55 AM
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Wilse wrote:
@cecilia:

Since you ask, 5'11"(ish - my Mum swears I'm 6' but I don't think so.), size eight feet.

Being such a short-ersed, small-befooted chap, I naturally do not subscribe to said theory.
when did 5'11" become "little"??

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Either way, it's a two way street and the bedroom side of life has been consistently pleasant for me for about 14 years now, regardless of who the other person is, though some are obviously more fun than others.
;-)
so, what are you saying here? that you have the dimensions of a S African man????? :-o
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: Cyberus on August 17, 2005, 02:33:55 AM
Either that, or he always has his jollies, despite how it might be for the other party concerned....


;-)
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: on August 17, 2005, 03:04:14 AM
Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Chart (http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html)

American, British, European, Japanese, Inches, Centimeters, & Mondopoint Shoe Sizes vs. Penis Size

Have fun!

Or not as the case maybe for any Japanese members. ;-)


-edit

By the way, the newspapers I read this in reported that the formula is accurate in over 90% of cases.
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: cecilia on August 17, 2005, 03:37:00 AM
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WARNING!  If reading this page gives you an erection for more than 4 hours, seek medical help right away.
:roflmao:

what was that? size 8 shoe.....hmmmmmm.....WOW! above average! :-o

this chart is not always accurate, btw. I knew someone with a size 13-14 shoe and he did NOT have an 11" penis. trust me :roll:
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: Cyberus on August 17, 2005, 03:52:15 AM
I have a UK size 13 shoe, and, sorry to disappoint, but mine isn't 11 inches...




It's 12! ;-)


Seriously, who would want one that big?!?!


(can I guard against someone saying 'a pornstar' by having this footnote?)
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: cecilia on August 17, 2005, 03:55:30 AM
a porn star?

edit: got here first
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: Cyberus on August 17, 2005, 03:57:45 AM
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According to the researcher, results indicate that raw IQ and the number of published research papers are the best predictors of a large penis.


:lol:
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: Cyberus on August 17, 2005, 03:59:22 AM
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cecilia wrote:
a porn star?

edit: got here first


No you bloody well didn't, I did. Cos anyway, it almost 4am here and it won't be 4am there for hours :-P
;-);-)
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: Methuselas on August 17, 2005, 04:04:51 AM
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Cyberus wrote:

Size 13 and 6'4" here :-)



Ditto on that one, Mate. Is yours Mil-Spec? (sorry.I just couldn't resist.) :lol:
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: Cyberus on August 17, 2005, 04:19:11 AM
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Methuselas wrote:
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Cyberus wrote:

Size 13 and 6'4" here :-)



Ditto on that one, Mate. Is yours Mil-Spec? (sorry.I just couldn't resist.) :lol:


Is my what Mil-Spec?
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: Methuselas on August 17, 2005, 04:38:29 AM
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Cyberus wrote:
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Methuselas wrote:
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Cyberus wrote:

Size 13 and 6'4" here :-)



Ditto on that one, Mate. Is yours Mil-Spec? (sorry.I just couldn't resist.) :lol:


Is my what Mil-Spec?



Your *SHOES*, Fool! Didn't you go to MDMA's Link????


I quote it, verbatim in toto, "The U.S. military standard MIL-STD-1472D says it is currently 10.5, and has increased over the past few generations. "

that means that *MY* shoes are mil-spec, if not higher. *laughs*
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: PMC on August 17, 2005, 09:13:54 AM
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Cyberus wrote:
I have a UK size 13 shoe, and, sorry to disappoint, but mine isn't 11 inches...

It's 12! ;-)

Seriously, who would want one that big?!?!



Anyone who doesn't have a ruler to hand?
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: on August 17, 2005, 12:02:29 PM
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Seriously, who would want one that big?!?!


A chimney sweep?
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: PMC on August 17, 2005, 01:01:46 PM
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Seriously, who would want one that big?!?!


No need to call out Dyno Rod ever again.
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: cecilia on August 17, 2005, 03:55:11 PM
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Cyberus wrote:
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cecilia wrote:
a porn star?

edit: got here first


No you bloody well didn't, I did. Cos anyway, it almost 4am here and it won't be 4am there for hours :-P
;-);-)
haven't you heard? I can travel through time. :-P
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: Wain on August 19, 2005, 03:44:51 AM
Well, lets see TBH, and for reflected accuracy in the chart...

I'm 5'8", size 9 shoes, and a good notch higher on mdma's chart than the related sizes indicate (note the chart jumps from size 9 to size 10.5, I should be around the 10 area).  I do have some of the complaints S. African men have, although not to any freakish degree, and I've certainly never scared any of my *experienced* partners away (although I have a couple funny stories involving virgins).  There are a couple of brands I avoid for discomfort however.

and I always tell my partners that it's really an optical illusion cause I'm a small guy.




*trying to win the awkward post award with honesty.
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: cecilia on August 19, 2005, 04:23:42 PM
(http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/104609.jpg)

Hyp-no-tize them!!!
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on August 19, 2005, 05:17:55 PM
Thank you for taking away a few hours of my life, Cecilia! :-x
Title: Re: Large condoms for S African men
Post by: Cyberus on August 19, 2005, 05:34:28 PM
@ cecilia


Gaaaah!
That's both brilliant and grotesque at the same time!