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Coffee House => Coffee House Boards => CH / Entertainment => Topic started by: PGit on August 06, 2005, 02:54:19 PM
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Bailifs seems to be under represented in childrens TV.
Bailef Bert (to the tune of Postman Pat)
Baillef Bert, Bailif Bert
Bailif Bert and his big, heavy stick
Early in the morning, Just as day is dawning,
He beats you up and makes you pay the bill
Bailif Bert, Bailif Bert
Bailif Bert and his big, heavy stick
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning.
He breaks your legs with his big and heavy stick
Everybody knows his big, black mercedes
They all run away as he goes to greet them
Maybe, if you havn't paid your bills
There'll be knock, bang baillef at your door
Baillef Bert, Bailif Bert
Bailif Bert and his big, heavy stick
All the birds are singing, and the day is just beginning.
He breaks your legs with his big and heavy stick
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Erm...
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NoFastMem wrote:
Erm...
:lol:
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only glanced, didn't have time to actually read OP, but is this porn or something?
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No it isn't porn, I think. We should have more baillifs and other underepresented professions on kid's TV. For example when was the last time you saw them show a dodgy Ebay trader?
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I can just imagine it now...
What do you want to be when you grow up....?
A fireman?
A train-driver?
An astronaut...?
Nah! I wanna defraud people on eBay, just like Doomy, he's my hero!
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What about a kiddies show about a satanic construction worker ?
Beelzebob the Builder :evilgrin:
Just promise me you won't get Neil Morrissey to sing the theme tune.
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Cyberus wrote:
Nah! I wanna defraud people on eBay, just like Doomy, he's my hero!
Cyberus, you're obsessed with Doomy. I think you love him. You want to have Doom Master Babies.
If you do, I hope they're mil-spec. :lol: :lol:
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Methuselas wrote:
Cyberus wrote:
Nah! I wanna defraud people on eBay, just like Doomy, he's my hero!
Cyberus, you're obsessed with Doomy. I think you love him.
Shhhhhh! ;-)
You want to have Doom Master Babies.
Can you imagine that? All running around defrauding the other kids out of their lunch money...
If you do, I hope they're mil-spec. :lol: :lol:
They will be of high quality, as they'll be part English ;-) And everyone knows that the English make the best 'hardware' ;-);-) :lol:
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Woah, its quiet in here, a fat golden vagina roll up for me and then bed methinks....
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Cyberus wrote:
Shhhhhh! ;-)
*laughing hysterically*
Can you imagine that? All running around defrauding the other kids out of their lunch money...
"Hey, how would you like to get your hands on this one-of-a-kind, mil-spec lunchbox? It even comes with a brown and green bananna! Don't worry about all that white stuff on the bananna. It's just so you don't have to get shots!"
They will be of high quality, as they'll be part English ;-) And everyone knows that the English make the best 'hardware' ;-);-) :lol:
:lol:
Funny, I always thought that was just GREAT beer you Brits made.
:roflmao:
That, and wonderful Situation Comedies, such as Red Dwarf. :-D
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It's not just kid's shows. Superhero stories are just as bad, we have Superman, Batman, Catwoman etc but what about hermaphrodites?
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Baillef Bert, Bailif Bert
Bailif Bert and his big, heavy stick
Early in the morning, Just as day is dawning,
He beats you up and makes you pay the bill
And his big heavy stick?
Hmm, not sure you're onto a winner with that little ditty my friend....
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What about....
Pornstar Pete
or
Terry the Terrorist?