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Title: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: CU_AMiGA on June 28, 2005, 04:05:47 PM
Hey Yo!

Can’t you guys feel my great and almighty presence as I enter Amiga.org to make epic posts? Just look at my attitude towards everything.

Here are some reasons:

1) 70 percent of the stuff on Amiga.org is about me, for reference look at back at the older pages.

2) My attitude speaks for itself, ranking as strictly the greatest most legendary member to ever live on Amiga.org

"CU_AMiGA I want to be just like you"

Here is my advice to this anonymous person; first you have to have cunning, wit. And make sure no matter what you are always correct, with your insinuations, and have posts that are long and not weak. Second cover all grounds on a subject, and make sure your EGO is so high you cant even conceive your own self. Make sure you become a victim of yourself. Whether or not people are talking trash does not matter, as long as it has something to do with your name. Don’t act like you care, IE) have a half assed attitude towards everything.

Another way to be like CU_AMiGA, the almighty and great.

1) Fight hundreds of bizarre morons, confusing them into insanity.
2) Act professional on the side as you gain support through {bleep}ting on others.
3) The most important step to take on your, "CU_AMiGA WANNABE in training" is to read from the past topics and posts put on Amiga.org, by some of the great "wannabes"

You too can be a CU_AMiGA crony, simply register a nick that defames mine.

That’s right folks, you not only can be like The Great CU_AMiGA himself, and you can make bogus accounts, with an attitude to match.

Regards,
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on June 28, 2005, 04:07:09 PM
Sumner? Is that you?
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: Karlos on June 28, 2005, 04:08:43 PM
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CU_AMiGA wrote:
Three blind mice up me chufter are the best cure for piles!

Can’t you guys feel my great and almighty presence as I enter Amiga.org to make epic posts? Just look at my attitude towards everything.



*bows down*
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: on June 28, 2005, 04:08:52 PM
My God, it's like DoomMaster all over again...
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: Karlos on June 28, 2005, 04:12:37 PM
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CU_AMiGA wrote:

"CU_AMiGA I want to be just like you"



Except I'm fresh out of small furry animals. What can I do?

--anon
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: x56h34 on June 28, 2005, 04:13:00 PM
I always wondered when and if CU would get banned. I think that this is the closest level to getting banned that he's ever reached.

My advice to CU. Just let it go, sleep on it, and when you wake up the next day, think it over and hopefully you'll realize how pointless and silly your "cause" really is.
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: Tripitaka on June 28, 2005, 04:17:39 PM
CU_FOOL...........We prepares his efigy we does, with pins and wax and things that hurts....mmmm...and they shall call us king....mmm...yes we thinks...
FWA HA HA
 :evilgrin:
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: on June 28, 2005, 04:18:00 PM
I don't have any immediate intentions to ban him, though he may be intentionally trying so now.

I will say this to CU...  If in fact you are gay and I did inadvertently "out" you, I apologize.  It was not my intent to do so at all, but rather than getting all defensive, you could have simply said "not true" and left it at that.  

It's just that Sumner's reappearance to defend you seemed rather "boyfriendy" and lent a certain levity to the situation, even though I simply re-banned him for profanity.

edit -

I don't care whether anyone's gay, straight, or anything else (though the abuse of small animals is a line that I find rather scary).  So I digress.  Just tell me this?  What does "CU" stand for?  "Critter User"?

:laughing:
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: CU_AMiGA on June 28, 2005, 04:18:29 PM
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x56h34 wrote:
I always wondered when and if CU would get banned. I think that this is the closest level to getting banned that he's ever reached.

My advice to CU. Just let it go, sleep on it, and when you wake up the next day, think it over and hopefully you'll realize how pointless and silly your "cause" really is.


Hey Yo!

Nah! I don't think i'll ever get banned. I think my place here is secure (as long as i don't get too personally over the edge), i think Wayne will keep me here for comedy reasons. :-)

But my cause is not silly or pointless.

Regards,
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: Vincent on June 28, 2005, 04:18:46 PM
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
Sumner? Is that you?

I thought it was jonopike...
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: on June 28, 2005, 04:25:24 PM
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I thought it was jonopike...

I thought that whole little incestuous kitty pile (jono/sumner/CU) was pretty much "over" anyway.

The fact that our little Critter User thinks so highly of himself is rather scary.  Seems like he's trying to "take over" Amiga.org with all the crap posting and image flooding as of late.
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: CU_AMiGA on June 28, 2005, 04:35:52 PM
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Wayne wrote:
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I thought it was jonopike...

I thought that whole little incestuous kitty pile (jono/sumner/CU) was pretty much "over" anyway.

The fact that our little Critter User thinks so highly of himself is rather scary.  Seems like he's trying to "take over" Amiga.org with all the crap posting and image flooding as of late.


Hey Yo!

What do you mean about the images. They weren't crap surely?!

Regards,
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: restore2003 on June 28, 2005, 04:45:20 PM
The greatest member ever? Maybe the most annoying member is a better title  :-P
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: Karlos on June 28, 2005, 05:23:12 PM
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restore2003 wrote:
The greatest member ever?


Of course he is the greatest member ever, I agree totally with his claim.

It all comes down to how you define 'member' ;-)
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: x56h34 on June 28, 2005, 05:32:57 PM
(http://www.x56h34.com/amiga/bunnies.jpg)

:-)
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: X-ray on June 28, 2005, 06:26:49 PM
@ Karlos and X56

 :lol:

@ CU_Amiga

Look, son, let me tell you a few things. You need to master the basics. Okay? What I mean is you have to master the language if you are to be the greatest member ever. I don't mind giving you a few pointers to start off with.

Firstly: you can't mix C0ckney-type abuse of the English language with an Americanized catch-phrase. One or the other must change. I am referring to your sub-optimal grasp of basic concepts such as sentence structure, verbs and tense. Even 50 Cent could do better. You must stop saying 'I done' this or 'You done' that. The word done is associated with the word 'have' or the word 'is'. Just think of them like brother and sister, done and have.
So where you would normally say 'I done you a favour,' I expect you to say 'I HAVE done you a favour' from now on. Or instead of saying 'I done my work' you could consider 'My work IS done' or 'I HAVE done my work.' This is what you must do if you want to aspire to greatness. If you want to work in an office and handle correspondence you better know the unit thereof, which is a structured language of some sort.

This 'Hey Yo' catchphrase is about as elegant or witty as Jabba the Hut breaking wind at the dinner table. You might as well have one of these phrases:

1) Wud up, dawg?...
2) Hear me, bro
3) Lay this down

or some equally purile backward-baseball-cap-crap. Greatness doesn't come from 'Hey Yo' any more than charm eminates from a week-old dog-turd, half bleached by the sun. You need style, son, you need class. And if you can't at least emulate that, you can at least eliminate that which destroys it.
And another thing...if you hang around with wankstains you're likely to degenerate into a festering cum-bubble yourself. Get new friends. Spruce yourself up a bit, man. Then we'll entertain notions of greatness and legend.

Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: FarQuad on June 28, 2005, 10:38:51 PM
Well it's good to see the latest CU_Amiga crap flood has at least ended for the time being.
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: Doobrey on June 28, 2005, 11:45:39 PM
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CU_AMiGA wrote:
Hey Yo!

Can’t you guys feel my great and almighty presence as I enter Amiga.org to make epic posts?


Nope.
Actually, I thought I did, but it turned out to be indigestion.
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: cecilia on June 28, 2005, 11:49:04 PM
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Karlos wrote:
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restore2003 wrote:
The greatest member ever?


Of course he is the greatest member ever, I agree totally with his claim.

It all comes down to how you define 'member' ;-)
as long as you aren't saying he has a great member! :lol:
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: on June 28, 2005, 11:51:55 PM
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cecilia wrote:
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Karlos wrote:
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restore2003 wrote:
The greatest member ever?


Of course he is the greatest member ever, I agree totally with his claim.

It all comes down to how you define 'member' ;-)
as long as you aren't saying he has a great member! :lol:


Let's ask Jonopike/Sumner. ;-)
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: CU_AMiGA on June 29, 2005, 12:42:34 PM
@thread

LOL

@X-ray

Listen buddy, just because you have bigger muscles than me, it doesn't mean you can pop up from no-where and tell me how to type and what to type, grrr! I have my own "style". :-)

Regards,
Title: Re: I Am The Greatest Member EVER! - How To Be Like CU_AMiGA FAQ
Post by: PMC on June 29, 2005, 01:05:36 PM
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X-ray wrote:
This 'Hey Yo' catchphrase is about as elegant or witty as Jabba the Hut breaking wind at the dinner table. You might as well have one of these phrases:


:lol:

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or some equally purile backward-baseball-cap-crap. Greatness doesn't come from 'Hey Yo' any more than charm eminates from a week-old dog-turd, half bleached by the sun. You need style, son, you need class. And if you can't at least emulate that, you can at least eliminate that which destroys it.
And another thing...if you hang around with wankstains you're likely to degenerate into a festering cum-bubble yourself. Get new friends. Spruce yourself up a bit, man. Then we'll entertain notions of greatness and legend.


X-ray, you've a natural talent for taking phrases that border on the obscene and turning it into poetry.  This was the funniest thing I've read in ages and I thank you for that!

:-)