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Coffee House => Coffee House Boards => CH / General => Topic started by: CU_AMiGA on June 23, 2005, 11:01:12 PM
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Hey Yo!
Instead of the normal, boring Friday (http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15766) that we normally have, tomorrow will be a very special day indeed. Tomorrow will be CU_AMiGA's Day (A Bank Holiday).
CU_AMiGA's Day will be good for:
Amigas
Amiga 1200
Retro Computers
Wayne Hunt And The Other Moderators
Amiga.org
And Of Course... The Great CU_AMiGA himself! :-D
Infact, tomorrow will be such an eventful day, that i command Wayne Hunt, and the other Amiga.org moderators can have a day off from Amiga.org! Also put the Great CU_AMiGA himself in charge of the Amiga.org running for the day.
Anyway, can anyone else guess what tomorrow will bring, and remember: BE PREPARED! BE VERY PREPARED! :-D
Regards,
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Hum,
perhaps greenpeace should be informed of the Wayne Hunting first...
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Happy CU_AMiGA day everyone!!!
(Well, it's just gone 1am over here....) :-D
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Who is this CU_AMiGA guy? He seems pretty in your face to me, a bit like some of the actors I have had to work with.
Anyway, would be nice to have a chat with him sometime, and happy "CU_AMiGA Day" to you all.
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@CU_AMiGA
You are making powerful enemies attempting to subvert Conniquisttag (aka FRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!) into your own holiday.
Be advised. Pick another weekday.
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@Karlos
I'm sure he only wants 1 Friday. Let it be today. Give him his share of the limelight for once. Then we'll get back to our normal fridays next week.
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@glockspeel
Alas such a deal is not mine to broker. I am merely the messenger in this case...
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Karlos wrote:
@CU_AMiGA
You are making powerful enemies attempting to subvert Conniquisttag (aka FRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!) into your own holiday.
Be advised. Pick another weekday.
Ahh doesnae' spend ma Fridays spilling mah seed on dirty magazines, worshipin' ma beautifa' goddess frige (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frige) just so'as ye can start mooothin' off aboot stealing the whole fecking day away fae us! Shut yeh poncey southern mooth ya wee sassanach coont or ah'll show ye who yeh feckin daddy is boy, make no mistake aboot it!!
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mdma wrote:
Ahh doesnae' spend ma Fridays spilling mah seed on dirty magazines
Aaah, sheperd's digest. Ne'er an old copy tha' still bends...
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@mdma
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
@CU....
If you feel a sudden jolt followed by a nasty butt ache, that was whabang kicking you in the ass :-D
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adz wrote:
If you feel a sudden jolt followed by a nasty butt ache, that was whabang kicking you in the ass :-D
Either that, or X-D wandered up behind you...
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Karlos wrote:
adz wrote:
If you feel a sudden jolt followed by a nasty butt ache, that was whabang kicking you in the ass :-D
Either that, or X-D wandered up behind you...
Damn, you beat me to it!
Although i'd have just said "shagging you up your arse" being the common gutter mouth that I am. :-)
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:lol:
And here was me thinking my post was unsubtle!
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Karlos wrote:
adz wrote:
If you feel a sudden jolt followed by a nasty butt ache, that was whabang kicking you in the ass :-D
Either that, or X-D wandered up behind you...
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Karlos wrote:
:lol:
And here was me thinking my post was unsubtle!
You have a very diplomatic tone at times Karlos, whereas I very rarely put my brain into gear before engaging my mouth (or fingers I should say*).
*Oooerr missus, more tea vicar? Fnarr, fnarr!
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TedDanson wrote:
Who is this CU_AMiGA guy? He seems pretty in your face to me, a bit like some of the actors I have had to work with.
he scares me...and not in a good way...
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sir_inferno wrote:
TedDanson wrote:
Who is this CU_AMiGA guy? He seems pretty in your face to me, a bit like some of the actors I have had to work with.
he scares me...and not in a good way...
TedDanson scares me... must resist tempation to mention wigs... aghhh...
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Trying to steal my day, are you? :madashell:
We'll have to settle this in the ring! :-D
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It's a long road to greatness, but our resident great CU was up for the challenge.
(http://tillpoint.com/.temp/greatness.jpg)
Perhaps he does deserve a day?
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bloodline wrote:
TedDanson scares me... must resist tempation to mention wigs... aghhh...
Do your worst. I don't think it will take Ted long to learn about socks, do you?
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whabang wrote:
Trying to steal my day, are you? :madashell:
We'll have to settle this in the ring! :-D
I'd advise greater clarity in your wording there, in light of earlier posts :lol:
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Karlos wrote:
bloodline wrote:
TedDanson scares me... must resist tempation to mention wigs... aghhh...
Do your worst. I don't think it will take Ted long to learn about socks, do you?
I defy you Karlos!!! Name me one man who knows not the pleasure of the sock...?
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bloodline wrote:
I defy you Karlos!!! Name me one man who knows not the pleasure of the sock...?
Erm, defying me won't make a lot of difference, I'm just a bystander :lol:
Still, in answer to your challenge, a guy with no feet, I guess :lol:
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:laughing: :rofl:
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Karlos wrote:
I don't think it will take Ted long to learn about socks, do you?
not with me around it won't!
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whabang wrote:
Trying to steal my day, are you? :madashell:
We'll have to settle this in the ring! :-D
Oooh err missus!
"The battle of the sphincters!" :-)
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mdma wrote:
whabang wrote:
Trying to steal my day, are you? :madashell:
We'll have to settle this in the ring! :-D
Oooh err missus!
"The battle of the sphincters!" :-)
Coming soon to Channel 5...
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Karlos wrote:
mdma wrote:
whabang wrote:
Trying to steal my day, are you? :madashell:
We'll have to settle this in the ring! :-D
Oooh err missus!
"The battle of the sphincters!" :-)
Coming soon to Channel 5...
Which works on multiple levels! ;-)
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Quite so, quite so ;-)
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Karlos wrote:
It's a long road to greatness, but our resident great CU was up for the challenge.
(http://tillpoint.com/.temp/greatness.jpg)
Perhaps he does deserve a day?
Poor taste?
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@thread
Ah geez, I can't believe I missed this exchange of posts.
Note to self: Stop sleeping
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Karlos wrote:
mdma wrote:
Oooh err missus!
"The battle of the sphincters!" :-)
Coming soon to Channel 5...
Nah, already been done.
Except they call it "BBC Parliament Channel" :-D
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I think we should settle the Whabang vs CU_Amiga thing in a gentlemanly manner. To this end I have made a short test (only five questions) and one essay type question, to see who is best suited to having ownership of the Friiiidaaaaay phenomenon. Here are the questions:
1) What is Whabang's middle name?
2) What is the population of Helsingborg?
3) What is CU_Amiga's post rank on Amiga.org?
4) What is Whabang's house number?
5) What colour is CU_Amiga's shirt in this picture (http://www.amiga.org/gallery/photo.php?lid=2149&cid=45)?
The essay question:
Describe in a short essay (about 800 words) how the Friiiidaaaay phenomenon makes you feel. To demonstrate proficiency, you must write this in a langauge other than English. Choose a language from the following list:
Zulu
Xhosa
Shangaan
Russian
Swedish
Dutch
German
Afrikaans
Japanese
Mandarin
As you can see, I have made these questions very fair, so that both contestants have an equal chance of success.
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And just incase , here's the tiebreaker..
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow ? :python:
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Wasn't it around 22 MPH? :-P
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X-ray wrote:
I think we should settle the Whabang vs CU_Amiga thing in a gentlemanly manner. To this end I have made a short test (only five questions) and one essay type question, to see who is best suited to having ownership of the Friiiidaaaaay phenomenon. Here are the questions:
1) What is Whabang's middle name?
2) What is the population of Helsingborg?
3) What is CU_Amiga's post rank on Amiga.org?
4) What is Whabang's house number?
5) What colour is CU_Amiga's shirt in this picture (http://www.amiga.org/gallery/photo.php?lid=2149&cid=45)?
The essay question:
Describe in a short essay (about 800 words) how the Friiiidaaaay phenomenon makes you feel. To demonstrate proficiency, you must write this in a langauge other than English. Choose a language from the following list:
Zulu
Xhosa
Shangaan
Russian
Swedish
Dutch
German
Afrikaans
Japanese
Mandarin
As you can see, I have made these questions very fair, so that both contestants have an equal chance of success.
Can't we just beat the crap out of eachother? :lol:
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Karlos wrote:
whabang wrote:
Trying to steal my day, are you? :madashell:
We'll have to settle this in the ring! :-D
I'd advise greater clarity in your wording there, in light of earlier posts :lol:
:python:
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@whabang
Describe in a short essay (about 800 words) how the Friiiidaaaay phenomenon makes you feel. To demonstrate proficiency, you must write this in a langauge other than English. Choose a language from the following list:
Zulu
Xhosa
Shangaan
Russian
Swedish
Dutch
Geordie
Afrikaans
Brummie
Mandarin
As you can see, I have made these questions very fair, so that both contestants have an equal chance of success.
Can't we just beat the crap out of eachother? :lol:
I say take the challenge dude. I can see a bit of a clear advantage in your favour in the above.
And if you lose, then you can just beat the crap out of the guy. I'm sure O_o will lend a hand. After all, a deal is a deal :-D
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You have a point there.
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Hey Yo!
@thread
:laughing:
Regards,
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Can't we just beat the crap out of eachother?
Well we're all for a televised event, but then we'd have the cleanup. You can never underestimate the nastiness of cleaning up all that crap... Then of course, we'd have the lengthy explanations to your mum's as to why one (or both of you) wouldn't be coming home again..
It's just not worth it.
Wayne
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Why not just make a poll?
Conniequisttag (FRIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!), CU_AMiGA day or pancake Friday?
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Pnancaackes!!!!!1111111
":banana:"
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Karlos wrote:
Why not just make a poll?
Conniequisttag (FRIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!), CU_AMiGA day or pancake Friday?
It's gotta be pancakes everytime!
And I don't mind which type either. I'm quite partial to the American/Canadian one's as well as our proper shrove tuesday pancakes. Especially with maple syrup on them. Yum.
Sorry boys, you can both piss off and make way for "Pancake Friday". :-D
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mdma wrote:
Sorry boys, you can both piss off and make way for "Pancake Friday". :-D
Hmmm...now thats gonna piss them both off, me thinks you're entering dangerous territory :-D
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mdma wrote:
And I don't mind which type either. I'm quite partial to the American/Canadian one's as well as our proper shrove tuesday pancakes. Especially with maple syrup on them. Yum.
Sorry boys, you can both piss off and make way for "Pancake Friday". :-D
Stick some proper Cornish Dairy Ice Cream in there and you've got a deal :-)
(Walls or Hagen Daas doesn't count)
BTW, any chance of setting up a "Pot Noodle Thursday" ?
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Doobrey wrote:
Stick some proper Cornish Dairy Ice Cream in there and you've got a deal :-)
(Walls or Hagen Daas doesn't count)
BTW, any chance of setting up a "Pot Noodle Thursday" ?
While we're at it, why not a "Curry Tuesday" for Karlos and his fellow Manchesterites :-P
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Ok, classic Tony Bliar compromise...
We'll have Conniequisttag each Friday, to be celebrated by using amigas, eating pancakes and greeting everybody with "Hey Yo!"
Curry Tuesday. I'm up for a bit of that :-D
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Karlos wrote:
Ok, classic Tony Bliar compromise...
We'll have Conniequisttag each Friday, to be celebrated by using amigas, eating pancakes and greeting everybody with "Hey Yo!"
Curry Tuesday. I'm up for a bit of that :-D
What kind of military dictator are you? ;-)
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Doobrey wrote:
mdma wrote:
And I don't mind which type either. I'm quite partial to the American/Canadian one's as well as our proper shrove tuesday pancakes. Especially with maple syrup on them. Yum.
Sorry boys, you can both piss off and make way for "Pancake Friday". :-D
Stick some proper Cornish Dairy Ice Cream in there and you've got a deal :-)
(Walls or Hagen Daas doesn't count)
BTW, any chance of setting up a "Pot Noodle Thursday" ?
Oh yes, most definately. Cornish Ice Cream is the best. :-)
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mdma wrote:
What kind of military dictator are you? ;-)
A smart one, who would dare invade Manchester on a Wednesday :lol:
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Is Monday taken? Can we have a "be nice to Matt Monday"?
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A Matt Monday?
You've already got 'Sock Saturday' :-D
Although we could have a 'Mac Monday', where us macolites continously poke fun,ridicule and generally take the piss out of Windows users
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bloodline wrote:
Is Monday taken? Can we have a "be nice to Matt Monday"?
I don't like Mondays.
Neither does Bob Geldof. :-)
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I don't like Mondays.
Neither does Bob Geldof.
That's ok. Mondays don't particularly care for Geldof either.
:-)
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I guess we'd better not forget 'Wayne Wednesday' when we heap praise on our glorious webmaster :idea:
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adz wrote:
mdma wrote:
What kind of military dictator are you? ;-)
A smart one, who would dare invade Manchester on a Wednesday :lol:
Indeed. By the time it ought to be safe to do so, Curry Tuesday is back again ;-)
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mdma wrote:
bloodline wrote:
Is Monday taken? Can we have a "be nice to Matt Monday"?
I don't like Mondays.
Neither does Bob Geldof. :-)
Strangely contrary to the song, he was heard saying "Give us your f***ing Monday..."
/gets ears syringed...
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Doobrey wrote:
A Matt Monday?
You've already got 'Sock Saturday' :-D
Although we could have a 'Mac Monday', where us macolites continously poke fun,ridicule and generally take the piss out of Windows users
I have Mac and Windows machines... I feel Windows users and Mac users have equal right to mock each other, though for different reasons... CoughlamestoopidG4cough... ;-)
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I would like to have a Snappy X-ray Saturday, on account of all the films I see (well that pun caught me off guard too :-P )