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Coffee House => Coffee House Boards => CH / Entertainment => Topic started by: cecilia on June 06, 2005, 05:39:57 PM
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Byte-Sized Boobs For Lohan (http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1184525,00.html)
A team of experts have been forced to painstakingly go through every one of her scenes from new movie Herbie: Fully Loaded and dramatically reduce her boob size.
you may well ask what the heck is THIS thread about?! :-o
well, this AM when i heard about this in the news i just had to roll on the floor, laughing: :roflmao: just like that!
american execs get SO uptight about this sort of stuff: Techies were told to pay extra special attention to scenes which showed the sexy star jumping up and down.
I recall one scene in DUNE where one of the "sand" people were removing their stilsuits. basically, they were "home" (cave) and were just chillin' out.
well, in one shot you get a clear view of masculine arse-crack (oh, the horror!). I was asked (and paid) to hide this with a bit of fake rock wall.
no kidding. :lol:
which i did. and this was ONLY for american viewers, btw. you see full backle nudity on the DVD. and, of course, Europeans saw the crack in all it's beauty when DUNE was broadcast there.
On my upcoming CD (for purchase real soon now!) :-P , i have a little article on this shot. I also have a movie file of the unexpunged butt shot as well as the altered shot.
I'm sure you are all dying to see this. :-P
anyway, when i heard about the 'boob coverage' this morning i'm visualizing the people who were hired to "fix" this problem and i just KNOW how much laughing must have gone on while they worked away on this nonsense.
they will especially be laughing all the way to the bank!
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Hum,
not as shocking as this...
"In an attempt to appeal to more female players, the creators of computer game icon Lara Croft have re-vamped her image to remove one of her most prominent and remarked-upon features - her generous bust.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/blobrana/laraC.jpg)
(oh so last seasons look)
For years, Croft's gravity-defying chest, waspish waist and long legs have delighted teenage boys playing the various editions of Tomb Raider, the computer game in which she stars.
According to Saturday's edition of The Times newspaper, British computer game firm Eidos, which created Croft, has changed her physique to one less likely to put off female players.
In the soon-to-be-released Tomb Raider: Legend, the eighth title to feature Croft, her DD-size bust has been reduced to a more modest C-cup and some of her more revealing outfits have been ditched, the report said.
The adventurer even sports a modest round-neck sweater with full arms for part of the game, the paper added.
"Lara's been on a diet and she's definitely gone down a cup size, but she's still quite well proportioned." - Toby Gard, the original creator of the character.
Created in the mid-1990s, Croft's series of adventures have made huge profits for Eidos, and were turned into a pair of films starring American actress Angelina Jolie as the eponymous heroine."
Not that i give a frag either way...i do think she`s one of the last century’s social icons; almost as important as Homer Simpson in shaping western culture.
Doh!
of course i have bothered to play any of the tomb raider games; it doesn’t interest me.
But that`s due to the `third person perspective` rather than her bust size or outfit.
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Blimey. There's hope for Johnny Vegas yet :lol:
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[whinge]
I'm more shocked that they're making another Herbie film, Oh well, that's another childhood memory buggered.
Can't anyone make anything original anymore, or at least make them as enjoyable as the old ones?
[/whinge]
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It's not just the films that don't match what we had as kids...look at the TV shows. I have fond memories of my childhood TV favorites: Maya the Bee, Dr Snuggles, Robotech, Gummi Bears, Cheesecake, Senor Onion, Barpaparpas, Mr Men etc. Even simple things like La Linea and Red 'n Blue aren't matched today. It's sad.
Now we have crap like Pokemon on the TV. Even Thundercats and He-Man were better than that!
Let's hope they retain the original spirit of the Herbie movies in this new addition.
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Eh? Double Post? I don't usually fluff it...maybe I must call Scully and Mulder.
Errrm deleeeeet heeeem pleeeez
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Even Thundercats and He-Man were better than that!
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What do you mean "Even"?????
Thundercats and He-Man rocked!!!! :-D
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mdma wrote:
Even Thundercats and He-Man were better than that!
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What do you mean "Even"?????
Thundercats and He-Man rocked!!!! :-D
:lol:
not to forget the teenage mutant ninja turtles eh :roflmao:
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
not to forget the teenage mutant ninja turtles eh :roflmao:
Thats Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles to those in PC-areas. :lol:
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Dan wrote:
Thats Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles to those in PC-areas. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Anyhoo, these (http://www.freefilehosting.net/file.cfm?id=747F5D58-FD82-EED0-22FC63E12487A246) 'bite'-sized boobs big enough for ya guys?
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that's nothing (eeewww), try a whale penis (http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/whale.jpg) on for size! :-o
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Hum,
worse things happen at sea, they say.
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cecilia wrote:
that's nothing (eeewww), try a whale penis (http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/whale.jpg) on for size! :-o
...............Cecilia..........yuck.... :nervous:
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cecilia wrote:
that's nothing (eeewww), try a whale penis (http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/whale.jpg) on for size! :-o
I feel sorry for the guys that have to give the whale its viagra (http://www.inkart.com/pages/medical/pillhelp.html)
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
...............Cecilia..........yuck.... :nervous:
why "yuk"???
looks like a fun date!
:lol:
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cecilia wrote:
Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
...............Cecilia..........yuck.... :nervous:
why "yuk"???
looks like a fun date!
:lol:
It has something to do with my -by culture heavily influenced- perception and my loss of appetite for fish soup.
(I'm very oral-oriented, y'know)
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
Anyhoo, these (http://www.freefilehosting.net/file.cfm?id=747F5D58-FD82-EED0-22FC63E12487A246) 'bite'-sized boobs big enough for ya guys?
Where's a barf smiley when you need one....
That's just gross!