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Coffee House => Coffee House Boards => CH / Entertainment => Topic started by: asian1 on May 25, 2005, 04:47:10 PM
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Carl's Burger Advertisement:
http://www.spicyparis.com
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I fail to see the connection between a skinny and not that attractive blonde with a bank statement higher than Mt. Everest doing a soft-core car wash, and her eating a triple-sized burger which will completely ruin her figure and diet. In fact, I switched off the commercial once she got to the munching part. That lacked any eroticism whatsoever: it was in fact quite disgusting.
(And surprising as it may seem: no, I have not seen the infamous Paris does Whomever tape. This was my first ... erm, how to phrase this... 'encounter' shall we say with the phenomenon that is Paris Hilton. I suppose Daddy's Little Rich Girl really has too much money to care about image, reputation and what-not. Yuck.)
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I have to agree. I find Ms Hilton about as sexy as picking my nose.
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Cheap meat....
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PMC wrote:
I have to agree. I find Ms Hilton about as sexy as picking my nose.
You must have some kind of disease if you find things as disgusting as her in your nose :lol:
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PMC wrote:
I have to agree. I find Ms Hilton about as sexy as picking my nose.
I'd still give her one. I don't fancy her, but think of the money the sunday papers would pay for the story! ;-)
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She is sexy and somewhat good looking. There's no doubt about that, however her looks are way too over-rated. I'd rate her as just your regular above average good looking chick (the type that you could see on the street any day) and nothing more than that. :-) There's nothing stunning about her both mentally and phisically, and she definitely does not deserve any attention whatsoever.
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Ja, Paris is certainly not an ugly woman but she lacks that certain little spark that some ladies (with less money and less fame) have.
As for the ad, it is crap because all I took away from it is that a Bentley is a hell of a nice car. Not enough frames were dedicated to the burger and Paris doesn't really have the arse for bending over in front of a camera: it's far too bony. Perhaps she could eat at least two of those burgers every meal time and come back to reshoot that part later. However, I wouldn't call the police if I got back from work and found her in my room making herself some coffee. :-P
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Okay, so we all know 'Hot or Not', right? What would you rate Ms Hilton at? I would go for something between 6 and 7.
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Well I can't attach a number to this, but I can say that, for instance, our very own Blobzie is more attractive than Paris. Numbers can be very dangerous I think.
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X-ray wrote:
Well I can't attach a number to this, but I can say that, for instance, our very own Blobzie is more attractive than Paris. Numbers can be very dangerous I think.
Brown nose! :-P
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@X-ray:
What exactly would you base this comparison on? You have seen only one picture of blobrana (and might I add, not a very revealing one while we're at it). :-)
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@ mdma
"..brown nose.."
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Nah, for real brown-nosing see my reply to x56h34 :-D
@ x56h34
"..You have seen only one picture of blobrana.."
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Well, with quality like that, one picture is enough...
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I shall now compose an ode....
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X-ray wrote:
@ mdma
"..brown nose.."
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Nah, for real brown-nosing see my reply to x56h34 :-D
@ x56h34
"..You have seen only one picture of blobrana.."
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Well, with quality like that, one picture is enough...
:roflmao:
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X-ray wrote:
I shall now compose an ode....
In Deutsche or Afrikaans? ;-)
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Cymric wrote:
Okay, so we all know 'Hot or Not', right? What would you rate Ms Hilton at? I would go for something between 6 and 7.
I wouldn't even give her one [pun intended].
That burger looks more appealing to me..
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Doobrey wrote:
Cymric wrote:
Okay, so we all know 'Hot or Not', right? What would you rate Ms Hilton at? I would go for something between 6 and 7.
I wouldn't even give her one [pun intended].
That burger looks more appealing to me..
You'd SHAG a burger!?!?! :-o
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I agree that she's nothing special, but she's obviously a graduate of the Donald Trump school of self-promotion, and I would guess she's at the top of the class.
I *can* see why that commercial ended up banned on US Television though.
Wayne
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She's a simply gorgeous creature
A fact no man dare deny
I can't pick my favourite feature
It would be foolhardy to try.
Her beauty has no pattern
She has a certain grace
Her presence is like satin
She has a perfect face.
She's a precious little honey
She oozes elegance
She'll not be swayed by money
Or gift-laden romance.
There's a certain kind of mystery
A definite allure
An unfathomable history
A lady so demure.
This angel is exclusive
From her head down to her feet
She's mysterious and elusive
And we're destined not to meet.
But I'll not immerse in sorrow
or seek solace in my rum
I'll be rational tomorrow
And focus only on her 'hum'
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Edit: this homostrophic ode may have a short life span ;-)
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Nice poem. But is it meant for Paris or Blobrana? Or perhaps another female member of A.org :-)?
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mdma wrote:
You'd SHAG a burger!?!?! :-o
Foodfetishist?
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Paris Hilton is as sexy as a traffic accident! :lol:
I can't understand the fascination many guys seem to have for skinny chicks. I like curves.
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whabang wrote:
I can't understand the fascination many guys seem to have for skinny chicks. I like curves.
Exactly my point.. there's more meat on that burger than on her scrawny skeleton.
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whabang wrote:
Paris Hilton is as sexy as a traffic accident! :lol:
I can't understand the fascination many guys seem to have for skinny chicks. I like curves.
Blokes who like skinny scrawny women are repressed homosexuals. These girls have the same body shape as a young boy.
Why else are all catwalk fashion designers gay men?
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X-ray wrote:
Well I can't attach a number to this, but I can say that, for instance, our very own Blobzie is more attractive than Paris. Numbers can be very dangerous I think.
Agreed. You've got the added Blobrana Bonus of being able to have a conversation with her that won't revolve around shoes and I doubt that Ms Hilton is quite as adept at Quake.
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@ PMC
You're right, sir. In fact the more I think about it, I realise that Blobzie will be a very fine catch for someone.
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Being as objective as possible, only the car was nice.
Paris Hilton I would not touch with someone elses' barge poll and the burger, which presently looks OK (no lunch today), is also not a patch on a nice home cooked meal :-)
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Oh yeah, and she does a fricking lousy job cleaning the car too.
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mdma wrote:
Doobrey wrote:
I wouldn't even give her one [pun intended].
That burger looks more appealing to me..
You'd SHAG a burger!?!?! :-o
ROFLMAO!
Not since the Vagas days of Elvis has a love of burgers been taken that far :lol:
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Adds a whole new meaning to the Krustyburger.
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:lol:
A dark, twisted, but nevertheless highly amusing image...
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Greeetings
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-( Whoa! That's delish!!
4 out of 5 smiles!!!
Regards,
GiZz72