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Title: Most annoying man
Post by: T_Bone on March 24, 2005, 08:36:10 AM
I met the most annoying man I've ever met today.

He started every sentence with "Am I missing something?" and "Correct me if I'm wrong."

I don't know why I posted this.
Title: Re: Most annoying man
Post by: bloodline on March 24, 2005, 08:41:49 AM
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T_Bone wrote:
I met the most annoying man I've ever met today.

He started every sentence with "Am I missing something?" and "Correct me if I'm wrong."

I don't know why I posted this.


I do that to show my superiority...
Title: Re: Most annoying man
Post by: T_Bone on March 24, 2005, 08:58:51 AM
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bloodline wrote:
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T_Bone wrote:
I met the most annoying man I've ever met today.

He started every sentence with "Am I missing something?" and "Correct me if I'm wrong."

I don't know why I posted this.


I do that to show my superiority...


EVERY sentence!

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think I know you're name"
"Am I missing something, or have we had a lot of rain lately?"
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's supposed to be sunny tomorrow though."
"Am I missing something, or is that new?"
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a 2003 model right?"

I wanted to slap him.
Title: Re: Most annoying man
Post by: PMC on March 24, 2005, 09:07:54 AM
We've got one here who ends every sentence with "yeah?" as if to drive in the importance of whatever he's saying.  

Im my job running the payroll department, I have to ask colleagues for info on our clients, ie how many directors etc.  Every time I have to ask him for info he'll turn around and say "You need to go and find this out, yeah?" which is

a) A world class statement in the {bleep}ing obvious

b) Irritating in the extreme.  Particularly when said individual is sitting on the info all along and simply can't be arsed to hand over the file on his desk.

Title: Re: Most annoying man
Post by: bloodline on March 24, 2005, 09:55:45 AM
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T_Bone wrote:
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bloodline wrote:
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T_Bone wrote:
I met the most annoying man I've ever met today.

He started every sentence with "Am I missing something?" and "Correct me if I'm wrong."

I don't know why I posted this.


I do that to show my superiority...


EVERY sentence!

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think I know you're name"
"Am I missing something, or have we had a lot of rain lately?"
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's supposed to be sunny tomorrow though."
"Am I missing something, or is that new?"
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a 2003 model right?"

I wanted to slap him.


No I don't do that! I'm safe from being slapped by T-Bone :-)

I have people who stick innit at the end of a sentence:

"I is been dahn da gym, innit"
"Wha ya givin' me evils, innit?"
Title: Re: Most annoying man
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 24, 2005, 10:51:40 AM
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Most annoying man

/Me raises hand
Title: Re: Most annoying man
Post by: Damion on March 24, 2005, 10:58:28 AM
Bloodline: "Am I missing something? There was a sock around here somewhere...yeah?" :-P
Title: Re: Most annoying
Post by: blobrana on March 24, 2005, 11:38:37 AM
hummmm....
Title: Re: Most annoying man
Post by: bloodline on March 24, 2005, 02:42:22 PM
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-D- wrote:
Bloodline: "Am I missing something? There was a sock around here somewhere...yeah?" :-P


like... innit...
Title: Re: Most annoying
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on March 24, 2005, 02:45:49 PM
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Re: Most annoying


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blobrana wrote:
hummmm....


MAN :lol:
Title: Re: Most annoying
Post by: odin on March 24, 2005, 03:16:05 PM
:roflmao:
Title: Re: Most annoying man
Post by: Karlos on March 24, 2005, 06:02:31 PM
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T_Bone wrote:
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think I know you're name"
"Am I missing something, or have we had a lot of rain lately?"
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's supposed to be sunny tomorrow though."
"Am I missing something, or is that new?"
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a 2003 model right?"


I knew someone like that. He also used to use the expression "I think you'll find that..." with a monotonous degree of regularity.

It was all made worse by the fact he had he spoke in the most indescribably boring monotone.

Immediate thoughts on sight were always something akin to "I'm invisible. I'm invisible. Don't look like you noticed him Ah crap he's seen me. Oh please God no, don't let him want to talk to me!"
Title: Re: Most annoying man
Post by: Floid on March 24, 2005, 07:04:38 PM
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-D- wrote:
Bloodline: "Am I missing something? There was a sock around here somewhere...yeah?" :-P


The stoat's run off with it, of course.
Title: Re: Most annoying man
Post by: Damion on March 25, 2005, 06:16:52 PM
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-D- wrote:
Bloodline: "Am I missing something? There was a sock around here somewhere...yeah?" :-P


LOL, s'pose I shouldn't be posting after three pints of Guiness:-)
Title: Re: Most annoying man
Post by: McNorris on March 26, 2005, 05:09:22 AM
Well, check this out...

I got a buddy that often drinks too much. You know he is "in the zone" when he starts stroking his chin (or goatee when he has it) and saying "so tell me this" at the start of every comment.

Yeah, damned obnoxious.
Title: Re: Most annoying man
Post by: CU_AMiGA on March 26, 2005, 01:40:51 PM
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T_Bone wrote:
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bloodline wrote:
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T_Bone wrote:
I met the most annoying man I've ever met today.

He started every sentence with "Am I missing something?" and "Correct me if I'm wrong."

I don't know why I posted this.


I do that to show my superiority...


EVERY sentence!

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think I know you're name"
"Am I missing something, or have we had a lot of rain lately?"
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's supposed to be sunny tomorrow though."
"Am I missing something, or is that new?"
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a 2003 model right?"

I wanted to slap him.


Hey Yo!

:lol: Yep the most annoying person ever! Even more annoying than me - AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING! :-)

Regards.
Title: Re: Most annoying man
Post by: mikeymike on March 27, 2005, 04:08:05 PM
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McNorris wrote:
Well, check this out...

I got a buddy that often drinks too much. You know he is "in the zone" when he starts stroking his chin (or goatee when he has it) and saying "so tell me this" at the start of every comment.

Yeah, damned obnoxious.


Makes me think "Riddle me this, Batman.."
Title: Re: Most annoying man
Post by: McNorris on March 30, 2005, 01:13:39 AM
@mikeymike

That's good. I'm going to use that on him the next time he brings that stuff out.