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Title: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: the_leander on February 21, 2005, 08:10:10 PM: Yes, thats right, its been scientifically (yeah right) proven that the following are not in fact mere coinicidence!

[20:07] hunter s thompson is dead
[20:07] :-o
[20:07] whodat
[20:07] when?
[20:08] and how?
[20:08] too much exposure to socks
[20:09] "Apparent Suicide"
[20:09] really?!
[20:09] see, told ya - too much exposure to socks
[20:09] od?
[20:09] yeah
[20:09] everybody wears socks and everybody dies
[20:09] conclusive evidence
[20:10] yep
[20:10] I blame bloodline myself
[20:10] don't know why, but he's as good a scapegoat as I can think of atm ;-)
[20:10] * odin-_ holds up a crucifix
[20:11] thou shalt not mention bloodline in connection with socks

What more proof do we need? :lol:
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: bloodline on February 21, 2005, 08:12:35 PM: "Now that's scientific fact! There's no actual evidence for it, but it is scientific fact" :lol:
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: Karlos on February 21, 2005, 08:12:57 PM: What about sandal wearing tree-hugger types? No socks and still as mortal as the rest of us?
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: bloodline on February 21, 2005, 08:13:49 PM: Quote

Karlos wrote:
What about sandal wearing tree-hugger types? No socks and still as mortal as the rest of us?

Heretic...
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: the_leander on February 21, 2005, 08:18:02 PM: Quote

Karlos wrote:
What about sandal wearing tree-hugger types? No socks and still as mortal as the rest of us?

They are just a statistical anomally :-P Besides, they must have worn socks at some point in their lives...
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: Karlos on February 21, 2005, 08:22:19 PM: What about people born before socks were invented? Were they wiped out when socks were introduced?

Interesting history :-)
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: the_leander on February 21, 2005, 08:24:33 PM: before socks there were proto socks - bits of fur wrapped around feet etc, the same effect was in evidence.

So Ner :-P
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: odin on February 21, 2005, 08:31:54 PM: /me burns karlos on a big pile of used socks.
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: Karlos on February 21, 2005, 08:33:52 PM: /me farts hard. Resulting explosion extinquishes fire Red Adaire style...
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: on February 21, 2005, 08:35:51 PM: Quote

Karlos wrote:
What about sandal wearing tree-hugger types? No socks and still as mortal as the rest of us?

They must wank into their socks instead! ;-)
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on February 21, 2005, 09:01:12 PM: Quote

Karlos wrote:
What about sandal wearing tree-hugger types? No socks and still as mortal as the rest of us?
No they're immortal. The fact their bodies aren't mortal doesn't mean THEY'RE mortal. And they're not, ask Sai Baba..(http://eab.abime.net/images/smilies/bowdown.gif)
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: Wain on February 23, 2005, 04:00:47 AM: Quote

What about sandal wearing tree-hugger types? No socks and still as mortal as the rest of us?

prove it.
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: Karlos on February 23, 2005, 10:54:50 AM: Quote

Wain wrote:
Quote

What about sandal wearing tree-hugger types? No socks and still as mortal as the rest of us?

prove it.

In electric chair A, we have a normal sock wearing person. In electric chair B, we have a sandal wearer...

/throws switch...

bzzzzzzzzzzppppt bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzpppt bzzzzzzzzzppt fizzzle bzzzzzzzzzzzpt....

/throws switch back...

fssssssssssssssssssss....

As you can see, both occupants are equally dead.
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: odin on February 23, 2005, 01:20:16 PM: I think that when you look closely, you'll notice that most sandalwearers of the treehugging variaty wear coarse grey woolen socks up to their knees.
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on February 23, 2005, 05:19:34 PM: Quote

odin wrote:
I think that when you look closely, you'll notice that most sandalwearers of the treehugging variaty wear coarse grey woolen socks up to their knees.
Goatwool, eh?
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: odin on February 23, 2005, 11:53:07 PM: Quite
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on February 24, 2005, 12:32:45 AM: And you vote GroenLinks, right?
Sooo... is there anything special about goat wool socks?

;-)
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: Floid on February 26, 2005, 12:54:46 AM: Don't ask me if this is even safe for the forum, but I'm sure one of you might be able to find a use for this (http://musicthing.blogspot.com/2005/02/everybody-needs-neck-sock.html)...

:-D
Title: Re: Conclusive proof that Bloodline is responsible for all human death on earth!
Post by: odin on February 26, 2005, 01:13:19 AM: @speel:
EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeerhm......but...but....I don't study biology!
@necksock:
:nervous: