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Title: What a load of cack...
Post by: Karlos on February 21, 2005, 03:19:03 PM
Modern day quackery (http://www.colon-cleanse-constipation.com/colonic-irrigation.html)

Particularly like the idea that ozone in the blood is healthy, energizing and not a dangerous source of free oxygen radicals...let alone how it is supposed to enter the blood ;-)
Title: Re: What a load of cack...
Post by: blobrana on February 21, 2005, 03:35:48 PM
Hum,
you may be a bit too young to remember, but it`s still preferable to the uranium and laudanum (http://www.narconon.org/druginfo/heroin_timeline.html) pills of the good old days...


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/blobrana/DoNotSetSelfOnFire.gif)
Title: Re: What a load of cack...
Post by: Karlos on February 21, 2005, 04:20:24 PM
Even so, the suggestion that one's bowels are more effective for absorbing oxygen from oxygenated water than one's lungs are something I find amusing. Isn't the latter called drowning?
Title: Re: What a load of cack...
Post by: bloodline on February 21, 2005, 04:27:46 PM
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blobrana wrote:
Hum,
you may be a bit too young to remember, but it`s still preferable to the uranium and laudanum (http://www.narconon.org/druginfo/heroin_timeline.html) pills of the good old days...


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/blobrana/DoNotSetSelfOnFire.gif)


Hmmm... I'm not so sure... The choice between damage caused by Oxygen free radicals  in my blood or radiation poisioning... I'd probably go with the uranium...


-edit-

"cleans the colon of yeast infection and parasites" also cleans you of your colon :-(
Title: Re: What a load of cack...
Post by: Karlos on February 21, 2005, 04:50:48 PM
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bloodline wrote:

"cleans the colon of yeast infection and parasites" also cleans you of your colon :-(


Bit like a phal in that respect...
Title: Re: What a load of cack...
Post by: asian1 on February 21, 2005, 07:02:13 PM
Hi
Others quack:
Hexagon Water, Isotonic Drink (it's acid inside stomach), Noni (FDA warning), Chlorella, Alaskan Omega 3 Fish, Omega 3 Egg, Horse Milk, Virgin Coconut Oil etc.
Title: Re: What a load of cack...
Post by: on February 21, 2005, 07:03:16 PM
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asian1 wrote:
Hi
Others quack:
Hexagon Water, Isotonic Drink (it's acid inside stomach), Noni (FDA warning), Chlorella, Alaskan Omega 3 Fish, Omega 3 Egg, Horse Milk, Virgin Coconut Oil etc.


Isotonic drinks do work though.
Title: Re: What a load of cack...
Post by: blobrana on February 21, 2005, 07:38:39 PM
Hum,
i hear that best thing for a body is `white pig meat`...

(er, or was that `long pig` )
(http://www.solocine.com/images/hannibal_01.jpg)
Title: Re: What a load of cack...
Post by: Karlos on February 21, 2005, 08:46:35 PM
I wonder, assuming he goes for this whole irrigation malarchy, if Elton John takes sulphur/sand mixture in his?











;-)
Title: Re: What a load of cack...
Post by: PMC on February 21, 2005, 09:16:02 PM
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Karlos wrote:
the suggestion that one's bowels are more effective for absorbing oxygen from oxygenated water than one's lungs are something I find amusing.


But all you have to do is read the Politics pages on the BBC website and read a few vintage posts from our A2000 loving friend to see that some human are adept at communicating through their anal passages.
Title: Re: What a load of cack...
Post by: Karlos on February 21, 2005, 09:19:45 PM
True, true.