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Title: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: PMC on February 10, 2005, 02:02:01 PM
Newsflash:

PMC's ambition to be officially recognised as "The most unromantic man in Britain" took an serious downturn today when he was seen to walk into Colchester's Interflora in order to arrange for a bouquet to be sent to his girlfriend on Monday.  He is said to be in shock at having handed out £50.95...

"That's money I could have spent on new handlebars".
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: X-ray on February 10, 2005, 02:07:07 PM
"That's money I could have spent on new handlebars"
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I think you'll find that those flowers will make the missus emulate handlebars very well ;-)
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: PMC on February 10, 2005, 02:10:56 PM
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X-ray wrote:
"That's money I could have spent on new handlebars"
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I think you'll find that those flowers will make the missus emulate handlebars very well ;-)


What, you mean I can bolt a set of brakes to her?
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: X-ray on February 10, 2005, 02:15:36 PM
I never give flowers. I know the girls like them, but I think they are a total waste. Dead in a week, out in the trash, £50 gone. I would rather go down to the Swarovski shop and pick out a nice crystal bowl of roses, or something else that is eternally beautiful.

However, there is one 'consumable' that must be respected and that is chocolate. Very fine high quality pralines, or even dark chocolates with cherry liquer centres are bound to delight the little lady.

Valentine's Day....hmmmmm....
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: blobrana on February 10, 2005, 02:17:10 PM
Hum,
Nice thought...

Though not always applicable...

 bike components win my heart.... ;)
(covered in chocolate)


(i used to work in a flower shop, and i live in a city that’s been banned from `best city in bloom` - `cos they kept on winning...)
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: X-ray on February 10, 2005, 02:21:32 PM
"...What, you mean I can bolt a set of brakes to her?..."
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If you have a wrought iron headboard on your bed like mine, you won't need to bolt on any brakes   :lol:
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: PMC on February 10, 2005, 02:25:23 PM
Thanks x-ray & Blob, you've numbed the wallet pain no end!

Georgina's never had flowers from me and although don't do the whole red roses thing, I wanted to do something out of the ordinary.  She's made me promise not to buy her chocolate and I'd feel tacky getting frillies etc so I thought I'd go with the time honoured favorite.

Blob,

Georgina wanted a bike for xmas, so I went out and bought her a Specialized Hardrock.  Somehow though I think she'd be most disappointed if I turned up at her doorstep with a box of chocs and set of Hope disc brakes (although if said lady did that for me I'd be overjoyed).  

Anyway, you heard it here first folks, the way to win the affections of the charming la Blob is to buy her some bike stuff and chocs.

X-ray, I've a suspension fork and a set of disc specific wheels for sale at a very reasonable price.  You'll have to supply your own red bow I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: X-ray on February 10, 2005, 02:40:44 PM
@ Blobzie

You've probably seen enough flowers to last you a lifetime. I suspect you would be a tricky person to buy a Valentine's gift for. I don't think the usual stuff would do. There are certain 'failsafe' gifts like those vanity vouchers for hairdo, facial, manicure, massage all in one morning session, but I'm guessing that wouldn't be 'optimum'.
Lacy Ann Summers lingerie - nope.
I reckon something more along the lines of a little excursion somewhere...with a decent bit of planning.








 
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: PMC on February 10, 2005, 02:44:51 PM
x-ray...

Go for the Marzocchi forks and wheels dude...  Oh and don't forget those chocs.

On the other hand, teleporting to Pluto and bringing back some geology (assuming Pluto is more substantial than Ammonia and Methane, which makes a hell of a mess when it melts) might work?
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: PMC on February 10, 2005, 02:44:55 PM
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Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: X-ray on February 10, 2005, 02:45:05 PM
@ PMC

"..X-ray, I've a suspension fork and a set of disc specific wheels for sale at a very reasonable price. You'll have to supply your own red bow I'm afraid..."

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 :lol:

What kind of supplier are you, if you don't even provide the bow? And are the wheels scented?
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on February 10, 2005, 02:46:28 PM
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PMC wrote:
He is said to be in shock at having handed out £50.95...
/me faints of a heartattack
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: PMC on February 10, 2005, 02:48:56 PM
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X-ray wrote:
@ PMC

What kind of supplier are you, if you don't even provide the bow? And are the wheels scented?


Haha!  No woman can resist the delicate scent of Marzocchi fork grease, but mine are augmented with the subtle bouquet of GT 85.
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: Wain on February 10, 2005, 02:49:45 PM
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PMC wrote:
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X-ray wrote:
"That's money I could have spent on new handlebars"
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I think you'll find that those flowers will make the missus emulate handlebars very well ;-)


What, you mean I can bolt a set of brakes to her?


Now you're just waxing rhapsodic to the tune of every man's dream.
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: odin on February 10, 2005, 02:50:43 PM
omfg....I didn't know there were flowers in existance that expensive  :-o.
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: Vincent on February 10, 2005, 02:53:52 PM
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PMC wrote:
He is said to be in shock at having handed out £50.95...

We don't bother with valentines day at all.  Why should we spend money on each other for a so called "special day" for lovers?

Waste of money if you ask us.  It's not a special day if everybody else does it (no not that... well, okay most often yes that) on that day too?

April 11th is our "anniversary".  That's the only day other than birthday and christmas that we purposely spend some money on each other.

And the best thing is Sioux hates flowers :-D

She's got hayfever and she's got a phobia of bees and wasps.  So anything I get her is great.  Even if it is an album (metal preferrably) or a console game (anything Sega related) or a book (HP Lovecraft) or a DVD (Star Trek, cheap B-movie horrors - absolutely no "womens" or soppy films)... the list goes on.
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: PMC on February 10, 2005, 02:58:55 PM
Oh jeez....

I thought you were all supposed to be making me feel better?

Maybe I ought to cancel the flowers and buy those Easton EA70 bars I had my eye on?  

If I were St Valentine, I'd have come up with a day where we celebrate our love for our significant other by going out with one's peers and drinking, or better still we get the following day off work to recover.  

Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on February 10, 2005, 03:02:05 PM
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PMC wrote:
I thought you were all supposed to be making me feel better?
There's no excuse to spend  £50.95(!!!!) on flowers
Shame on you to waste so much money such a thing!

one could better go out in the field and pick some flowers there.
It's btw more spontaneous than the obligatory 'valentine' thing.

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Maybe I ought to cancel the flowers and buy those Easton EA70 bars I had my eye on?
You do not have to spend money
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: X-ray on February 10, 2005, 03:10:36 PM
@ PMC

Have you any idea what Georgina is going to get you?
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: blobrana on February 10, 2005, 03:15:05 PM
Hum,
for that price why go for `Easton`(weights in at 200 + grams) when you can get a 118 Ti ?

- titanium, light, non rust, strong, and its got a but of flex to save your wrists, like a rockshock , and deals with those  sharp vibrations that the rockshocks are too slow to react to....
is this a  Dream?.... (http://www.titec.com/items.asp?deptid=1&itemid=11)
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: PMC on February 10, 2005, 03:23:16 PM
@Blob,

I'm going to forward you my g/f's email address...

Those Titecs are mighty fine.

@X-ray

funnily enough I just received this email from Chain Reaction Cycles:

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Look good on Valentines Day
 
 
With Valentines day on Monday you'll want to look your best this weekend,
especially if your still searching for that special someone. No one ever, ever
fell for someone dressed in baggy, neon yellow and purple lycra so get up to
date and check out our current clothing range. We have kit for you to look good
in on and off the bike from all the top brands such as RaceFace, Roach,
Cannondale , Pearl Izumi, Gill, 661, Dirty Habit, Azonic and many more. We've
picked out some of our favourite items but that's only the tip of the iceberg.
Check the site for our massive stock of clothing, you'll be spoilt for choice
and the prices are great.

Don't forget to pop into the florists during the weekend!


ps, you might benefit from the above link, I understand that Titanium looks great on Blob ;-)
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: X-ray on February 10, 2005, 03:38:29 PM
"...ps, you might benefit from the above link, I understand that Titanium looks great on Blob..."

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The funny thing is...if Blobzie asked me to get her those handlebars, I probably would.  :-)


@ Toy Boy and Vince

I hear what you're saying, that love need not have a price tag, but surely Valentine's Day is an opportunity to be a little bit naughty, spring a few surprises and maybe do something a little out of the ordinary (even if it costs nothing)?

Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: PMC on February 10, 2005, 03:42:35 PM
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X-ray wrote:

The funny thing is...if Blobzie asked me to get her those handlebars, I probably would.  :-)



Aww!  What price romance?
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: X-ray on February 10, 2005, 03:46:14 PM
"...Aww! What price romance?..."
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According to the link, about $120  :-P
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: PMC on February 10, 2005, 03:49:20 PM
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X-ray wrote:

According to the link, about $120  :-P


Mate she's got to be worth it, any girl who can fix your bike for you is worth her weight in gold (or titanium).  

I'm sure she's worth the Marzocchis and wheels too.

:lol:
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: Vincent on February 10, 2005, 04:01:49 PM
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X-ray wrote:
but surely Valentine's Day is an opportunity to be a little bit naughty

Not with us, we're naughty all year round ;-)

Now... where are those handcuffs...
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: Calen on February 10, 2005, 05:14:29 PM
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Now... where are those handcuffs...

Mine arrived this morning, Glad it came with an extra key.

;-)
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: bjjones37 on February 10, 2005, 08:09:47 PM
@PMC

The flowers themselves actually have little value, but the confidence they purchase could be priceless. That's a bargain at almost any price!
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: cecilia on February 10, 2005, 09:51:34 PM
Woman Begins To Regret Dating Someone Spontaneous (http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4106&n=2) (from the onion)

word to the wise: DON'T DATE, it's a horror show!!!!! :-o  :-o  :-o

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While Bird has no immediate plans to break up with Maddox, she said she"sometimes fantasize about what it would be like to date someone less whimsical."    "I still like Jason a lot," Bird said. "But I swear: The next time he starts to juggle, it's over."
:roflmao::roflmao:
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: KennyR on February 10, 2005, 10:53:20 PM
I have a major mystery I don't understand about Valentine's Day.

That's flowers - what's the point? I'm sure the flowers themselves are much happier still attached to the plant. And much as I would like to find a use for them, butchered plant gonads just strike me as a totally pointless gift. I could see the point if the man had to climb a mountain to get them, but paying £50 from Interflora after a 3 minute drive for a handful of greenhouse-raised genetically spliced shrubbery is insane. I mean, if women are so materialistic that they require some kind of sacrifice, why not buy them something USEFUL? Something that's not going to wither and die after three amazing days of not actually doing anything?
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: Karlos on February 10, 2005, 11:23:49 PM
@Kenny

You mean like an ironing board or something? :-D
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: that_punk_guy on February 11, 2005, 05:23:30 AM
I've only bought flowers once, actually for Christmas. I never found out if they were really appreciated or thrown away, but that's another story.

I think it's much better to make or create something for the object of your affections... and not just on Valentine's Day.
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on February 11, 2005, 05:43:30 AM
I agree with Punkie
Money is for things you (really) need
but mostly for the rest, like these kinda attentions, you mainly need your own creativity.
Title: Re: Valentines - Romance or Profiteering?
Post by: the_leander on February 11, 2005, 05:49:51 AM
I intend to have a crack at drawing by hand one of our wedding photos... And if that fails, I'll probably buy Chocs :-D Maybe even both.

@Karlos, your pic will be posted probably tomorrow. Only the Gods of the postal service will be able to tell you when it will arrive ;-)