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FLYNN BOYLE'S 'SCANDALOUS NUDE FLIGHT'
Movie beauty LARA FLYNN BOYLE has been accused of stripping nude and trying to seduce a fellow passenger during a recent first-class flight to London.
Passengers claim the MEN IN BLACK 2 star started behaving strangely halfway through the ten-hour British Airways journey from Los Angeles to the capital's Heathrow Airport.
But they were stunned when she stripped off her clothes and tried to climb into the bed of a sleeping stranger, reports British newspaper THE MAIL ON SUNDAY.
Flynn Boyle's publicist SARAH CULLIVER says, "It genuinely is completely inconsistent with her character and behaviour."
A BRITISH AIRWAYS spokeswoman confirms, "First-class passengers on board Flight BA 282 from Los Angeles to Heathrow reported that a female passenger in the cabin was behaving strangely."
A shocked witness adds, "People recognised she was Lara Flynn Boyle and saw her popping pills on board early in the flight.
"She was starkers, woke a passenger up, tried to get into bed with him, pulled open the blind and said, 'We're landing, get your clothes on,' even though we were more than four hours away from London."
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You see, first class does have its perks.
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Movie beauty LARA FLYNN BOYLE has been accused of stripping nude and trying to seduce a fellow passenger during a recent first-class flight to London.
Movie beauty???
eew...:nervous::nervous:
more like generic TV revolting.
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Wain wrote:
Movie beauty LARA FLYNN BOYLE has been accused of stripping nude and trying to seduce a fellow passenger during a recent first-class flight to London.
Movie beauty???
eew...:nervous::nervous:
more like generic TV revolting.
I wouldn't say no! ;-)
(http://www.lfbonline.com/images/lara069.jpg)
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Meh she was good in Twin Peaks.
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I wouldn't call the police if I got home and found she'd let herself in and was making a cup of coffee....
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X-ray wrote:
I wouldn't call the police if I got home and found she'd let herself in and was making a cup of coffee....
What if she was making the coffee out of the ground up and burned remenants of your forthcoming book?
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Karlos wrote:
X-ray wrote:
I wouldn't call the police if I got home and found she'd let herself in and was making a cup of coffee....
What if she was making the coffee out of the ground up and burned remenants of your forthcoming book?
Or even a sock! :-o
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bloodline wrote:
Karlos wrote:
X-ray wrote:
I wouldn't call the police if I got home and found she'd let herself in and was making a cup of coffee....
What if she was making the coffee out of the ground up and burned remenants of your forthcoming book?
Or even a sock! :-o
Would your sock even burn Matt?
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mdma wrote:
Would your sock even burn Matt?
Most likely it would shuffle away from the flames all by itself...
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The Sock-crew strikes again, in only 8 posts another thread has been ruined :lol:.
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At least I can say it wasn't me for once :lol:
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Meh she was good in Twin Peaks.
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
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"...What if she was making the coffee out of the ground up and burned remenants of your forthcoming book?..."
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Well, I would put her over my knee and give her a good spanking...then I would call the police. :-P
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Damn, to think I missed that flight. Me and my camera! Can anyone say paparazzi :-D
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Forget that, can anyone say 'mile-high club?'
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@Wain
:-?
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odin wrote:
The Sock-crew strikes again, in only 8 posts another thread has been ruined :lol:.
au contraire!
any mention of the Great Sock elivates a thread.
well,....... Something is elivated, or was, or will be...... :-D
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Turambar wrote:
@Wain
:-?
i think "twin Peaks" can, like the "grande tetons", be considered a double entendre. :-D
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cecilia wrote:
odin wrote:
The Sock-crew strikes again, in only 8 posts another thread has been ruined :lol:.
au contraire!
any mention of the Great Sock elivates a thread.
well,....... Something is elivated, or was, or will be...... :-D
:roflmao:
it'd deliver us only a more in-depth discussion
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Kinda makes me rethink the whole phrase "stuff a sock in it".. ewwwww
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I think you'll find that old chestnut was transposed into "stuff it into a sock..." way back in the original thread ;-)
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Going back on-topic...
Reminds me of that PWEI track "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet"
If Ms Flynn Boyle wants to get starkers on a long haul flight and parade around wearing a smile then it sure as hell beats being forced to choose between The Lighthouse Family on radio or watching Miss Congeniality (actually, so does attempting to flush your own foot down the lavatory).
However, hollywood starlet or not I'd be quite rude to her if she interrupted much needed sleep in doing so.
I'm a grumpy old man today, lack of sleep....
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I should say, "Oi! Flynn! Nooooo! Just because you are a randy, desperate B list celebrity does not mean you can drop yer kex in expectation at my bed when I'm trying to get some sleep! Minor celebrities. Who do they think they are?!"
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Haha! Thanks Karlos, I may be a grumpy old man today but I got a chuckle from that one...
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It`s not just minor celebs that do strange things on planes.
Rumour has it that a certain Amiga.org member was seen heading towards the economy class toilet armed with a packet of these...
(http://www.mypharmacy.co.uk/health_products/products/s/scholl/scholl_flight_socks_14-17mm_2.jpg)
Dunno if it`s the best way to avoid deep vein thrombosis though
:-P
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:lol:
I bet that picture on the box doesn't depict (exactly) how that certain AO member uses those socks...
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@X-Ray
...well, not yet, anyway :lol:
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Doobrey wrote:
It`s not just minor celebs that do strange things on planes.
Rumour has it that a certain Amiga.org member was seen heading towards the economy class toilet armed with a packet of these...
(http://www.mypharmacy.co.uk/health_products/products/s/scholl/scholl_flight_socks_14-17mm_2.jpg)
Dunno if it`s the best way to avoid deep vein thrombosis though
:-P
Perhaps he misread it as being "for the relief of deep veiny throbbers..."