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:banana:
This silly banana can hardly transmit how happy I am at the moment. Feels like I am 15 years old again....:-).
:love:
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Awww just in time for Valentine's day..
(I hope that's what you mean at least, or I'll sound pretty daft :-P )
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odin wrote:
:banana:
This silly banana can hardly transmit how happy I am at the moment. Feels like I am 15 years old again....:-).
:love:
Prescription or OTC? :-)
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Completely natural bodyinduced drugs :-P.
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Congrats Odin!!!!!!!!!!!!
:pint: :pint: :pint: :pint: :pint: :pint: :pint: :pint:
:love:
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@ Odin
Who's da goil, baws?
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Maybe it isn't a lady. It could be that his new has arrived or whatever...
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Karlos wrote:
one-sock boyfriend?
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@ Karlos
Nah, that kind of bliss is endorphin-induced, arising from the faint scent of panties and lipstick, like the smallest hint of jasmine on a gentle breeze.
No, my friends, Odin has supped from the Cup and he is now a willing slave to the elixir of oestrogen, pheromones and demure little caresses on the nape of the neck...
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@X-Ray
can he be cured? Is there any hope he can live an acceptable life after this?
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@ Toy Boy
I'm afraid the prognosis is poor. In all the cases we have seen to date, the subject's mental concentration suffers, he walks around with glazed eyes, and he is generally in a state of dazed bewilderment. It is a very dangerous condition, and can lead to financial and emotional ruin...
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/me hums "dokter Bernhard" from Bonnie St. Claire
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Zuster Japke more like :-D.
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Come on, Odin, spill the beans. Tell us about your new honey.
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odin wrote:
Completely natural bodyinduced drugs :-P.
Yours or someone elses? :-P
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She's coming over to my place \o/.
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X-ray wrote:
@ Karlos
Nah, that kind of bliss is endorphin-induced, arising from the faint scent of panties and lipstick, like the smallest hint of jasmine on a gentle breeze.
Aww, you old romantic you!
No, my friends, Odin has supped from the Cup and he is now a willing slave to the elixir of oestrogen, pheromones and demure little caresses on the nape of the neck...
:lol: You clearly have a way with language sir and I salute you...
Congratulations to Odin on being full of the joys of spring. I must confess that after a couple of years of being habitually single I too succumbed to the charm of a lovely young lady a few months ago but am not quite under the thumb just yet...
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"...She's coming over to my place \o/..."
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Ha!! We now know his motives...look how Odin has graphically described the 'invisible stirrups'
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@ PMC
"..Aww, you old romantic you!.."
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Ja, I occassionally allow my tender side to surface
:-)
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Your backside? :inquisitive:
:-P
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No, that's my SMART side :lol:
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you mean, your backside is your smart side (wich is not tender) :-?
;-) :-P
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Exactly!
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Does that mean you speak out your arse?
:-P
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:lol:
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@ Vincent
According to my work mates, yes...
But what do they know? :-P
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X-ray wrote:
But what do they know? :-P
A lot I hope or I'm not coming to your hospital if I'm injured :-P
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Put it this way, as long as you can tell the difference between your arse and your elbow then you should be fine...
Getting confused about the above and attempting to balance the latter on the car door while driving along with the window down can cause a nasty accident.
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:lol:
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Life rules! :love:
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I want the same drugs you're on - that's six days now :-o
:-P
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What, Sioux can't provide your daily intake anymore? ;-)
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Aww, Odin's loved up which can't be a bad thing... Good luck to you Odin! However, beware of the following:
The physical/psychological changes that occur when a male falls in love are quite profound:
1) His facial expression becomes a blend of shellshock and the look your dog has on his face when he's particularly pleased to see you.
2) He will develop an appreciation for shopping and be able to pass meaningful comments on the aesthetic merits of shoes.
3) All free will is drained from his being. He'll become a mindless automaton, following the verbal commands of his new beloved.
4) All antisocial boldily functions will cease forthwith.
5) The subject will suddenly develop an appreciation for wine.
6) He will clean his bathroom.
7) He will suddenly replace his entire underpant collection for something of slightly less threadbare appearence.
8) He will no longer feel foolish taking longer than 2.25 seconds in choosing an appropriate bunch of flowers.
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Ahem, as an observation I've noticed some of the above behaviour when a certain lady Scot is frequenting these pages... (anyone else thinking of Bloodline and x-ray?)
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@PMC
Except for these two:
1) His facial expression becomes a blend of shellshock and the look your dog has on his face when he's particularly pleased to see you.
3) All free will is drained from his being. He'll become a mindless automaton, following the verbal commands of his new beloved.
you basically wanna say I'm a narcist? :-o
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"...Ahem, as an observation I've noticed some of the above behaviour when a certain lady Scot is frequenting these pages... (anyone else thinking of Bloodline and x-ray?)..."
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:lol:
Well, let me try to be objective and honest at the same time (although historically the fine mist of testosterone and the demure haze of that feminine beauty must surely be at least a slight handicap)...
Edit: I wrote something very long...poured my feelings out like custard on a slice of apple crumble, but alas it won't do and must be deleted.
The short version:
Edit: I wrote something short like a dollop of syrup on a plain biscuit, but it wouldn't have digested well, so that's gone too.
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So, Odin...tell us a bit about your new honey.
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6) He will clean his bathroom.
a guy cleaning his bathroom?????? :-o
this means it's the end of the world, doesn't it???? :-P
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odin wrote:
What, Sioux can't provide your daily intake anymore? ;-)
I provide her daily intake ;-)
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cecilia wrote:
6) He will clean his bathroom.
a guy cleaning his bathroom?????? :-o
this means it's the end of the world, doesn't it???? :-P
:lol:
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X-ray wrote:
Edit: I wrote something very long...poured my feelings out like custard on a slice of apple crumble, but alas it won't do and must be deleted.
Gaaaah! I missed it!
The short version:
Edit: I wrote something short like a dollop of syrup on a plain biscuit, but it wouldn't have digested well, so that's gone too.
[sniff]
Just tell her how you feel mate, write her a heartwrenching poem (Ode to Blobrana....) or just even comliment her on her Quake prowess?
February 14th is fast approaching, so you'd best get your skates on...
Isn't it romantic?
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"Just tell her how you feel mate, write her a heartwrenching poem (Ode to Blobrana....)"
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That would surely give her indigestion...
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That would surely give her indigestion...
not to mention the rest of us!
:-P
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@X-Ray
I think you should bone up on astrononmy and also challenge her to a one on one fragfest in Quake 3, if you are serious about making a good impression. Our erstwhile blobrana doesn't seem the type for all that sockly-sweet mushy stuff.
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*stares at X-Ray in disbelief*
Damn it man, I said bone up on astronomy, not get an astronomical boner!
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@ Karlos
:laughing:
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"...if you are serious about making a good impression..."
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Dudes, I have many flaws, but a loose grasp on reality is not one of them. There's absolutely no way I could impress Blobzie (unless I teleported to Pluto and didn't come back)
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X-ray wrote:
Dudes, I have many flaws, but a loose grasp on reality is not one of them. There's absolutely no way I could impress Blobzie (unless I teleported to Pluto and didn't come back)
Ah, but if you teleported to Pluto and brought some of it back for her, then she'd be impressed!?
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Karlos wrote:
Damn it man, I said bone up on astronomy, not get an astronomical boner!
You mean, of astronomical proportions? (don't let Cecilia read this)
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@Speel
Yep, something like that :-)
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So shall we try and formulate some action plan?
- not just for x-ray but for male kind in general... We could all do with some gentle advice on matters of the heart sometimes.
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@PMC
what do you think about just being sweet?
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X-ray wrote:
So, Odin...tell us a bit about your new honey.
Well, she's fantastic, amazing, stunning, dazzling, spellbinding, awesome, mesmerising, astonishing.....*shakes his dazed head*...erh...sorry.
Her name is Japke. She's tall (1,87 :-D), Frisian (that's something which is a bit of a problem ;-)). I know her a bit longer than a year now I think. She studies Swedish (not her main subject though) and was in Gøteborg for the past few months. She came back some odd 10 days ago and well....we were in a pub and it all went from there really :-).
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odin wrote:
Frisian (that's something which is a bit of a problem ;-)).
The language barrier? You two communicate in Swedish? :lol:
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@Odin,
That's fantastic dude! Don't be ashamed about feeling like that about her, she's obviously worth it.
Am well pleased for you sir :pint:
@Speel
I'm somewhat jaded in my attitude to relationships, although I'm pleased to say that Georgina (my g/f) is a very special person indeed and I still feel a certain "warmth" (note, no smut intended!) whenever I see her.
Back to affection of the unrequieted sort in a very tongue-in-cheek manner, how do you go about winning someone's romantic attention?
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PMC wrote:
X-ray wrote:
Dudes, I have many flaws, but a loose grasp on reality is not one of them. There's absolutely no way I could impress Blobzie (unless I teleported to Pluto and didn't come back)
Ah, but if you teleported to Pluto and brought some of it back for her, then she'd be impressed!?
hey, i think we'd ALL be impressed with that! :-D
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@ Odin
Ja, it sounds like Japke is a really nice babe. I hope you are giving her those little tickles on the backs of the knees and those playful nuzzles on the neck.
What are you getting her for Valentine's Day?
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@ PMC
"...Back to affection of the unrequieted sort in a very tongue-in-cheek manner, how do you go about winning someone's romantic attention?..."
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That is a difficult one. I suppose a winning formula must be the opposite of a losing formula. So that would mean you should do the opposite of everything I do :-P
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X-ray wrote:
@ PMC
"...Back to affection of the unrequieted sort in a very tongue-in-cheek manner, how do you go about winning someone's romantic attention?..."
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That is a difficult one. I suppose a winning formula must be the opposite of a losing formula. So that would mean you should do the opposite of everything I do :-P
So self-deprecation and pity fishing is out of the question then :lol:
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@ Karlos
I'm crap at fishing. In fact I couldn't even fish for a sock if I had Bloodline in one hand and ASCII in the other!
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X-ray wrote:
@ Karlos
....if I had Bloodline in one hand and ASCII in the other!
Oh man, that is a disturbingly evil image...
*shudders*
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Gods, that was a long tumble....good thing I was wearing a parachute...
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:-? :-(
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That's how I feel yes....slightly confused...
*sigh*....:huh:
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:-(
hm, maybe a good thing; better now than after a couple of years of deception
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@ Odin
What happened?
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Two days ago she rang me in the middle of the night. Very upset and stuff. Said she needed to talk to me in the morning but that I shouldn't come by at that moment. As you can imagine I was scared as {bleep} that she was going to dump me or something, as a result my stomach was tied in a knot and I didn't get much sleep.
After I went for a long walk the next morning (in a very wet and rainy Groningen), I finally went by her place. We sat there all afternoon weeping and embracing. Turned out stuff had been going way too fast for her (not only 'us') and she hasn't had the chance to have time for herself since she came back from Sweden. So we've decided to slow things down for now.
Anyway, it was a relief for me that she didn't throw me out of the train or something. She merely pulled the emergency brake.
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odin wrote:
Two days ago she rang me in the middle of the night. Very upset and stuff. Said she needed to talk to me in the morning but that I shouldn't come by at that moment. As you can imagine I was scared as {bleep} that she was going to dump me or something, as a result my stomach was tied in a knot and I didn't get much sleep.
After I went for a long walk the next morning (in a very wet and rainy Groningen), I finally went by her place. We sat there all afternoon weeping and embracing. Turned out stuff had been going way too fast for her (not only 'us') and she hasn't had the chance to have time for herself since she came back from Sweden. So we've decided to slow things down for now.
Anyway, it was a relief for me that she didn't throw me out of the train or something. She merely pulled the emergency brake.
Something I was told as a small boy when I asked the question "When do you become a man?" might be something for you to keep in mind right now.
The answer was "The day you stop trying to understand women."
Never a truer word said methinks.
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Is not that the truth....
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mdma wrote:
"When do you become a man?" might be something for you to keep in mind right now.
The answer was "The day you stop trying to understand women."
Well, I guess I'm still a boy then
I think I can understand why she's feeling that way.
She feels vulnerable, and she's affraid for her too strong feelings.
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@ Odin
At least its not a crash, mate. You can still carry on, a little slower. It might be handy if you suddenly take up a 'hobby' (such as reseating all the chips on your Amigas) that makes you unavailable every Monday for instance. That way she may value your time more and nobody gets sour if the other wants time alone.
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@ X-Ray
Tried that! (well, kinda) She got furious! :-D
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@ Whabang
You got to stick to your guns, mate. Tell her that what's good for the goose is good for the gander...or should that be, what's good for the gander is good for the goose?
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Gah... women are gay...
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Thank the gods only a small percentage is :-).
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Gah... women are gay...
Never a truer word spoken...
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:banana:
:-?
:crazy:
:-D
Or something.....no habla womenise..
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You Ok, Odin? :-)
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" Two days ago she rang me in the middle of the night. Very upset and stuff. Said she needed to talk to me in the morning but that I shouldn't come by at that moment."
Women think men are idiots. They don't realise all the smoke they blow around only advertises the fire they're hiding.
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Hi kjære! :-D.
/me makes a mental note: you're never safe from the allseeing eye of Sau...er I mean....a woman :angel:.
@whabang:
I think I'm quite okay again :-).
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T_Bone wrote:
" Two days ago she rang me in the middle of the night. Very upset and stuff. Said she needed to talk to me in the morning but that I shouldn't come by at that moment."
Women think men are idiots. They don't realise all the smoke they blow around only advertises the fire they're hiding.
Hahaha :roflmao:
So true, so very true!
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@ Odin
I was having a Dr Phil moment and thought to myself 'whatever happend to Odin and Japke?'
Hmmmmm? How are things there?
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T_Bone wrote:
Women think men are idiots.
Yup, but we know we`re idiots, therefore proving men are smarter than women :-)
Anyway, I hope I`ve remembered this quote correctly from the great Al Bundy.
"Love is not only blind, it`s stupid"
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@x-ray:
Well, quite dead and buried I'm afraid to say. Oh well, life goes on :-).
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@ Odin
Sorry to hear that. I hope you find another girl just as nice (well, maybe a bit nicer).
Can't live with them, can't live without them.
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Having a very pregnant girl at home, I can only say:
Women, can't live with them. Period.
:-P
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keep us informed 'bout it, Whabang (http://www.amiga.org/images/subject/icon20.gif)
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@ Whabang
When I read your reply, a little too quickly, I came up with:
"..Having a very pregnant girl at home, I can only say:
Women can't live with their period.."
:-o
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X-ray wrote:
Women can't live with their period..
So very true...
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Vincent wrote:
X-ray wrote:
Women can't live with their period..
So very true...
Neither can men!
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mdma wrote:
Vincent wrote:
X-ray wrote:
Women can't live with their period..
So very true...
Neither can men!
You're not a pilot untill you've.. ummm... "earned your wings!" :-o
(runs)
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/me yells "Come baaaaaaaack T-Bone!!"
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:lol: @ T-Bone