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I'll add to this list as I think of more. Also, try to guess which movie they come from. Add your own, too, but don't give the source (movie). Here goes:
1). THAT's our Hitler!
2). Don't I keep the heat on?!?
3). That's a man, baby!
4). See you at the party, Victor!
5). I give you, this time.
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Hmmm... Yummy
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"You wanna know how I know that?!?!?" Because I'm a f0cking genius, thats why!!!"
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Here's some of mine, feel free to try and guess which films they belong to
"Any more beans Mr Taggart?"
"Phew, I'd say you boys have had enough!"
"They took the bar, the whole f***ing bar!"
"Try to hit through the ball"
"You boys mind if we dance with your dates?"
"Why no, go right ahead..."
"Khhhhaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!"
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"Your mouth just keeps writing cheques that your ass can't cash"
"Are you talking to me? Are you talking to ME?"
"He's dug in like an Alabama tick"
"I'll have whatever she's having"
"Well, were the panties on his head or on his ass?"
"They call me MR TIBBS!!"
"What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area."
"I'll be back"
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"He`s not the messiah, he`s a very naughty boy"
"What phoney dog poo?"
"We`re all individuals"
"I`m not!"
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@X-ray:
"He's dug in like an Alabama tick"
should actually be:
The son of a b*tch has dug in like an Alabama tick.
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x56h34 wrote:
@X-ray:
"He's dug in like an Alabama tick"
should actually be:
The son of a b*tch has dug in like an Alabama tick.
Predator?
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@ X56
True. We must not forget his heritage :lol:
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You see...I got a problem...cops don't like me...and I don't like cops...nenenenenenenenenenenene.
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
What do I know about restaurant business? Nothing. All I know is how to sit down and order a meal, that's all I know.
You know...I think you've gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning, I'm gonna get up nice and early. Walk over to the bank. Come in and see you...and if you don't have my money ready for me, I'll split your f*cking head right open, in front of everybody in the bank...
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Clarence Boddicker has returned !!!
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"You guys screw up just this much, you'll end up flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog s#it out of Hong Kong!"
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Here's a few for the UK crowd:
Come 'ere. I want to give you a little advice. You see, these are not ordinary lawn-mover engines.
No?
No. They are broken lawn-mover engines.
Oh leave it out Rodney. You couldn't sell a black cat to a witch!
I've got one pair of aces...and I've got...another, pair of aces. :-)
Rene! What are you doing with that waitress!?
You stupid woman!
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More good ones from Predator:
Dillon! ...you son of a b*tch.
What's the matter!? The CIA got you pushing too man pEnCilS.
Stick around.
You're one ugly m****f****r.
Billy, show me a way out of this hOlE.
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"One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? "
Which I usually misquote as:
"You can't go to the moon without fractions!!!"
Cracked me up when I heard it, Dennis Hopper.
Now it's a family in-joke. Whenever someone says something really disconnected or stupid, we look at each other and say "You can't go to the moon without fractions!!!"
(must start the sentence on a high "C", "go to the moon" on a low "C", then build back up to high "C" in the emphasis on "fractions")
(yes, we're strange :lol: )
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"I used to think, 'why me?' for the longest time,
but then it occurred to me, 'why not me?' think about it, what a terrible place the universe would be if all the bad things that happened to people happened because they deserved it! It seemed much nicer if these things were simply random in their distribution."
Marcus talking to Ivonova in Babylon 5 about why he was so layed back.
What else...
"My God Bones, what have I done?"
"What you had to do, what you always do - turn death into a fighting chance to live"
Startrek 3 - the search for spock Kirk talking to McCoy as they watched the enterprise burn up.
"Dude, thats Death!"
"How's it hanging Death!"
Bill and Ted's bogus journey.
erm... ok, last one (I can't think straight atm)
"Men like us don't just fall out of the sky you know!"
"Beautiful big titted ladies don't just fall out of the sky you know!"
Dogma
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MiAmigo wrote:
I'll add to this list as I think of more. Also, try to guess which movie they come from. Add your own, too, but don't give the source (movie). Here goes:
1). THAT's our Hitler!
2). Don't I keep the heat on?!?
3). That's a man, baby!
4). See you at the party, Victor!
5). I give you, this time.
My answers:
1). The Producers - Zero Mostel to Gene Wilder
2). Purple Rain - Prince's father in the movie to his mother (Clarence Williams III to Olga Karlatos)
3). Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery - Mike Myers to Michael York
4). Total Recall, Arnold to Michael Ironside, whose character's name was actually 'Richter', not Victor.
5). Krull - Francesa Annis (the Widow of the Web) to Freddie Jones (Ynyr).
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Noone guessed where my quote comes from :-D
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bloodline wrote:
Noone guessed where my quote comes from :-D
Sperminator 2 : Laundry day?
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Here's a few:
1)I came here to chew bumble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
2) Oh Julie, your soooo soft..
(Something like that, been a while)
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Isn't the first one from Duke Nukem or was that in turn half inched from a movie?
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Sperminator 2 : Laundry day?
Actually Sperminator 3: revenge of the sock...
heheheheh... no, I'll give you a clue... you used to look like the lead character...
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Used to when
1) I had hair about 3 foot long
or
2) I had hair about 3 mm long
or
3) I had a sensible hair length...
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Shlurp...hmmmm, yummy...
My guesses:
1) Ghostbusters 2
2) Hannibal
3) 9 and a half weeks
:-?
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PMC wrote:
Here's some of mine, feel free to try and guess which films they belong to
"Any more beans Mr Taggart?"
"Phew, I'd say you boys have had enough!"
"They took the bar, the whole f***ing bar!"
"Try to hit through the ball"
"You boys mind if we dance with your dates?"
"Why no, go right ahead..."
"Khhhhaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!"
1st one's a mystery to me.
Animal House, #2
Grease (?), #3
Animal House, again, for #4
Wrath of Khan, #5
How did I do?? :banana:
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Karlos wrote:
Used to when
1) I had hair about 3 foot long
or
2) I had hair about 3 mm long
or
3) I had a sensible hair length...
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3ft hair. The film is considered a classic, despite a low budget and a serious set back during filming.
@X-Ray: Nope :lol:
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@MiAmigo,
Well done...
1) Blazing Saddles
2) Animal House
3) Animal House
4) Animal House
5) Wrath of Khan
How about this one (tad obscure)
"You're in charge of two things, Jack and s#it. Jack's left town"
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@ PMC
That quote is on a double-cd SCI-Fi compilation that I got for the Amiga waaaay back in 1996. IIRC there is the sound of a swishing blade thereafter.
Dammit, what was it?
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Army of Darkness
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Ah...Campbell, innit?
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redrumloa wrote:
Here's a few:
1)I came here to chew bumble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
They Live!
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"Why 'flounder?'"
"{buuuurp!} Why not?"
"You guys playing cards?"
What a great movie!
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I came here to chew bumble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Isn't it like: "It's time to kick ass or chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum"?
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T_Bone wrote:
redrumloa wrote:
Here's a few:
1)I came here to chew bumble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
They Live!
DING DING DING :-)
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redrumloa wrote:
DING DING DING :-)
EXCELLENT movie! Way underrated. GREAT soundtrack. (havent seen a movie with better background music since Beautifull Mind)
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Doobrey wrote:
"He`s not the messiah, he`s a very naughty boy"
"What phoney dog poo?"
"We`re all individuals"
"I`m not!"
The first is obviously Life of Brian.
I'm fairly confident the second is Top Secret.
And the third is driving me nuts. I'm thinking something like High School High but don't think that's it. Please put me out my misery. :-(
:-D
Oh, and Bloodlines " Hmmm... Yummy" has to be Jules drinking the sprite in Pulp Fiction... maybe :-)
[edit]No wait, that'd be ahhh, that hit the spot.. nm.
[edit]Ahah! I think I was almost right. Right film at least. Was it Mia drinking the five dollar shake!? I must know!
-zudo
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zudobug wrote:
Doobrey wrote:
"He`s not the messiah, he`s a very naughty boy"
"What phoney dog poo?"
"We`re all individuals"
"I`m not!"
The first is obviously Life of Brian.
I'm fairly confident the second is Top Secret.
And the third is driving me nuts. I'm thinking something like High School High but don't think that's it. Please put me out my misery. :-(
THat's life of Brian too
:-D
Oh, and Bloodlines " Hmmm... Yummy" has to be Jules drinking the sprite in Pulp Fiction... maybe :-)
[edit]No wait, that'd be ahhh, that hit the spot.. nm.
[edit]Ahah! I think I was almost right. Right film at least. Was it Mia drinking the five dollar shake!? I must know!
-zudo
Nope, not Pulp fiction... but the right vintage :-)
Another clue... in the form of another quote from the same film: "They're all dead, they just don't know it yet". Easy peasy now :-D
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This is one of my favourites:
Are you not familiar with the book of Revelations of St. John, the final book of the Bible prophesied the apocalypse?
He forced everyone to receive a mark on his right hand and on his forehead, so that no one shall be able to buy or sell unless he has the mark, which is the name of the beast and the number of his name and the number of the beast is 666.
What can such a specific prophesy mean?
What is the mark?
The mark is the barcode, the ubiquitous barcode, that you'll find on every bog roll and every packet of Johnnies and every poxy pork pie. Every barcode is divided into two parts by three markers, those three markers always represented by the number 6 6 6.
Now what does it say? No one shall be able to buy or sell without that mark. And now what they're planning to do in order to eradicate all credit card fraud, in order to precipitate a totally cashless society, what they're planning to do they've already tested on the American troops, they're going to subcutaneously laser tattoo a mark onto your right hand or onto your forehead. They're going to replace plastic with flesh. Fact!
In the same book of Revelations when the Seven Seals were broken open on the Day of Judgment, when the seven angels blow the trumpets and third angel blows up wormwood, wormwood will fall from the sky. Wormwood will poison the third part, and all the waters in the third part and all the land and many many many people will die. Now do you know what the Russian translation of wormwood is? Chernobyl. Fact!
On August the 18th, 1999 the planets of our solar system are going to line up into the shape of a cross.
They're going to line up in the fixed signs of Aquarius, Leo, Taurus and Scorpio. Which just happen to correspond to the four beasts of the Apocalypse as mentioned in the book of Daniel. Another fact!
Do you think that the amoeba ever dreamed it would evolve into the frog. And when that first frog shimmied out of the water and employed it's vocal cords in order to attract a mate onto the turn of gravity, did that frog ever imagine that the insignificant call would evolve into all the languages of the world into all the literature of the world? And just as that froggie could never have conceived of Shakespeare so we can not possibly imagine our destiny. Look, if you take the whole of time and represent it by one year, were only in the first few moments of the first of January. There's a long way to go. Only now were not going to spout extra limbs and wings and fins because evolution itself is evolving. When it comes, the apocalypse itself will be part of the process of that leap of evolution. By the very definition of apocalypse, mankind must cease to exist, at least in a material form. We'll evolve into something that transcends matter, into a species of pure thought. Are you with me?
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Is that a Mike Leigh film?
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3ft hair. The film is considered a classic, despite a low budget and a serious set back during filming.
Brandon Lee in The Crow?
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@PMC:
Army of Darkness
D'Oh!
Note to self - try to remember to read whole thread before posting dumb-arse guesses. :-D
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@Bloodline:
Is that a Mike Leigh film?
Sure is.
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bloodline wrote:
Nope, not Pulp fiction... but the right vintage :-)
Another clue... in the form of another quote from the same film: "They're all dead, they just don't know it yet". Easy peasy now :-D
That's The Crow. And it seems so obvious now I know the answer.
Mia does say yummy in Pulp Fiction (according to the screenplay I dug out) but I knew I knew that line from somewhere else.
I'm off to bang my head against the wall.
-zudo
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@zudo:
So it was The Crow after all?
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Wilse wrote:
@zudo:
So it was The Crow after all?
Definitely.
I missed the clue about the set-back during filming or I probably would have got it sooner... honest.
But the bad guy - Top Dollar - says 'yummy' after snorting some cocaine. And Eric says "they are all dead, they just don't know it yet".
-zudo
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@bloodline
So... you are saying I (used to) look like Brandon Lee's character in The Crow?
Feck, have we ever met somewhere/when and I forgot?
Back in the day, a few nates said that, which I used to find somewhat bemusing as I personally saw no connection apart from the fact I had long hair (mind you, I did wear my fair share of black).
What I find a bit worrying is that now, over a decade later someone suggests the same thing :lol:
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"9:20!"
Can you get any more obscure than that? :-D
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Karlos wrote:
@bloodline
So... you are saying I (used to) look like Brandon Lee's character in The Crow?
Feck, have we ever met somewhere/when and I forgot?
Back in the day, a few nates said that, which I used to find somewhat bemusing as I personally saw no connection apart from the fact I had long hair (mind you, I did wear my fair share of black).
What I find a bit worrying is that now, over a decade later someone suggests the same thing :lol:
I'm hurt you don't remember me karlos!! :-(
@Thread, yay! It was indeed the crow, Top Dollar has some brilliant lines in that.
Ok what about this:
A. It's your behavior.
B. What about my behavior?
A. It's very bad.
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bloodline wrote:
I'm hurt you don't remember me karlos!! :-(
Was I *very* drunk? That might explain it...
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Karlos wrote:
bloodline wrote:
I'm hurt you don't remember me karlos!! :-(
Was I *very* drunk? That might explain it...
Didn't affect your performance though ;-)
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:lol: I walked into that one!
(man, it must have been gaping then!)
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T_Bone wrote:
"Why 'flounder?'"
"{buuuurp!} Why not?"
"You guys playing cards?"
What a great movie!
@T-bone
Oh yeah, one of my favorite movies of all time. I've never really got on with National Lampoons, but this one worked on more than one level and you don't have to be an American to get it.
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"Listen you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you."
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Tommy: Did you hear I graduated?
Richard Hayden: Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right.
Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard Hayden: I know, they're called doctors.
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[Tommy carelessly set an open bag of M&M's on the dashboard and they immediately poor into an open slot]
Richard Hayden: Oh that sounds good: melted chocolate inside the dash, that really ups the resale value.
Tommy: I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that
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Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard Hayden: No, your face does.
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[after Tommy has rubbed air freshener on himself]
Ray Zalinsky: Goin' a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there kid?
Tommy: No, it's an auto air freshener.
Ray Zalinsky: Good, you've pinpointed it, now the next step is washin' it out.
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"Okay... seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and... I tell ya what. If you don't know how to fasten your seatbelt, just raise your hand and I'll have Tommy Boy here come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a RETARD. "
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Hum
Re:"He's dug in like an Alabama tick"
by coincidence, `Predators` on TV just now...
"Somebody wake up Hicks!"
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"Hey you guys"
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"Somebody wake up Hicks!"
Aliens, and it was the Marine Sgt who said it just prior to landing the dropship for the first time on LV426.
I can't believe that I remembered all of that, how sad am I?!
"Who wants to live forever?"
"I do actually, but what the hell!"
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"Let me tell you about my mother."
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
One for my fellow Swedes (or the really obsessive foreign Bergman fans ;)):
ANTONIUS
Vem är du?
DÖDEN
Jag är döden!
ANTONIUS
Kommer du för att hämta mig?
DÖDEN
Jag har redan länge gått vid din sida.
ANTONIUS
Det vet jag.
DÖDEN
Är du beredd?
ANTONIUS
Min kropp är beredd inte jag själv, vänta ett ögonblick.
DÖDEN
Så säger ni alla, men jag lämnar inga uppskov.
ANTONIUS
Du spelar ju schack inte sant?
DÖDEN
Hur vet du det?
ANTONIUS
Jag har sett det på målningar och hört det i visorna.
DÖDEN
Jaa, jag är verkligen en ganska skicklig schackspelare.
ANTONIUS
Du kan ändå inte vara skickligare än jag.
DÖDEN
Varför vill du spela schack med mig?
ANTONIUS
Det är min sak.
DÖDEN
Det har du rätt i.
ANTONIUS
Villkoret är att jag får leva så länge jag står dig mot. Spelar jag dig matt, då ger du dig.
ANTONIUS
Du fick svart.
DÖDEN
Ja, det passar ju bäst så inte sant?
Ypperliga repliker att memorera, de passar ju så bra i all konversation vid alla tillfällen! ;) Åtminstone om man samtidigt härmar Bengt Ekerots och Max von Sydows röster. "Jag är dööööd'n."
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
Bladerunner. Superb film :-)
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1. Either this mans dead, or my watch has stopped.
2. Will you marry me, and are you ritch, answere the second question first.
3. Here is the bill Sir. Thats outrageous I wouldnt pay it if I was you.
4. They wouldnt fly over 90 bilion miles just to get all rowdy.
:lol: :lol:
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the_leander wrote:
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
Bladerunner. Superb film :-)
yeah! that was a rare but classic Science Fiction moment! something that happens easily with great books, but almost never in film.
I can see that scene just looking at those words. it was fan-tas-tic!
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my favorite line (in a different film), however, is:
"Gentleman! There's NO fighting in the War Room!" :lol: