Oh dear!
:lol:
Yeah. I know. :D
I can't believe I started this thread at Christmas time 6 whole years ago. WoW!
Was out shopping today.
A woman farted on the elevator.
I thought it was funny on so many levels.
:hat:
All my hetero friends try to convince me beautiful women do not fart, and if they do it smells like flowers....
Yeah, time flies, doesn't it?It sure does.
All my hetero friends try to convince me beautiful women do not fart, and if they do it smells like flowers....
Show them this video :
[youtube]CPeVU2bUMGc[/youtube]
The best you can hope for is a fart that doesn't smell much. Farts that smell floral is clearly wishful thinking!Matters what kind of floral scent...
A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"
"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."
The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."
"I understand," replies her husband, "but remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But... the decision is yours."
Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" she asks.
"That's his mistress," replies her husband.
"Oh," says the wife, "... Ours is prettier."
:-D
Eh, I understand nothing of it because of the quick talking and the background noise? What do they say?
Nothing worse than a fart you can actually taste :lol: Or one that burns on its way out :roflmao:
:nervous:
I like to keep my mouth away from that particular orifice during certain activities.
Is this the season of jolly thread necros? :D
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig." She retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down dirti mindehdah lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spell da 'Mississippi.'
Yeah go back and read it again, and get your mind out of the gutter this time .:lol:
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