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Title: Ye gods!
Post by: Cyberus on November 09, 2004, 05:37:21 PM
hehe (http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp)







Just look at the price! hehehehe
Title: Re: Ye gods! (or, if I was being uncharitable, "One for iama")
Post by: Cyberus on November 09, 2004, 05:46:44 PM
Oh my god!!!

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Realdoll torso
Due to a high number of requests, Abyss Creations is now offering the Realdoll torso. This torso starts just above the belly button, and terminates at mid thigh. It includes both Vaginal and Anal entries, and is made with the same high grade materials as the dolls. Available in all skin tones with your choice of pubic hair style and color. Also, if you purchase the torso for evaluation purposes and then decide to order a Realdoll, you may deduct $500.00 from the price of the doll.


"...if you purchase the torso for evaluation purposes..."
:roflmao:

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Silicone Repair Kit
This repair kit contains everything you will need to fix any small tears that may have occured on your doll


:lol::lol:
I really cannot believe this site exists! This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages! hehehe


edit:
There's even an 'Iama' tshirt!
;-):lol:
Title: Re: Ye gods! (or, if I was being uncharitable, "One for iama")
Post by: odin on November 09, 2004, 06:01:46 PM
'We are also Happy to announce the following production upgrades:
1.) All Realdolls will now include bottom teeth as a standard option, at no additional charge.'

 :inquisitive:
Title: Re: Ye gods! (or, if I was being uncharitable, "One for iama")
Post by: KennyR on November 09, 2004, 06:21:06 PM
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There's even an 'Iama' tshirt!


"From bold to conservative, we have a shirt for everyone."

LOL
Title: Re: Ye gods! (or, if I was being uncharitable, "One for iama")
Post by: bloodline on November 09, 2004, 06:36:54 PM
I want one...
Title: Re: Ye gods! (or, if I was being uncharitable, "One for iama")
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on November 09, 2004, 06:50:00 PM
:nervous:
maybe for necrophiles...
Title: Re: Ye gods!
Post by: T_Bone on November 15, 2004, 03:26:56 AM
The doll cost more than the real thing... ITS FREE!!! What kind of evolutional missevent happened that we're sexually and reproductively attracted to inanimate objects!? :lol:
Title: Re: Ye gods!
Post by: iamaboringperson on November 15, 2004, 03:31:36 AM
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Cyberus wrote:
hehe (http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp)







Just look at the price! hehehehe


What? You haven't heard of these before?

Politics: I think the state should buy each person who "can't get any" one of these. ;-)

Title: Re: Ye gods!
Post by: iamaboringperson on November 15, 2004, 03:34:53 AM
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The doll cost more than the real thing...

Are  you sure? JUDGING BY WHAT I'VE HEARD, and my own logic, the 'real thing' must cost much more. ;-)

Er... I'm going to be really unpopular here, now! ;o)
Title: Re: Ye gods!
Post by: whabang on November 15, 2004, 10:18:01 AM
Woohoo! Now I can finally get to shag Barbara Streissand!


Erm...


:-D
Title: Re: Ye gods!
Post by: PMC on November 15, 2004, 10:18:23 AM
Oh crikey...  Now I've seen everything.

"anatomically correct...", "poseable..." Eww!

The price made me laugh too, I can't believe that anyone would spend thousands on one of those.  If you've got that much cahs to spend then surely getting laid isn't going to be a huge problem?

Imagine explaining to your bank manager what you need the $6,500 loan for....

:lol:
Title: Re: Ye gods!
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on November 15, 2004, 10:18:42 AM
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T_Bone wrote:
The doll cost more than the real thing... ITS FREE!!! What kind of evolutional missevent happened that we're sexually and reproductively attracted to inanimate objects!? :lol:
:lol:
I guess it's because we're kinda like a bonobo in denial
Title: Re: Ye gods!
Post by: Turambar on November 15, 2004, 03:02:43 PM
I think theres also a DVD starring real dolls and the legendary Ron Jeremy available.
Title: Re: Ye gods!
Post by: PMC on November 15, 2004, 03:26:04 PM
I was compelled to read through the letters page:

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I must admit that I was a bit worried about the size of the crate, but now I can see why it has to be that way and it really did a great job of protecting Leah during shipping ...you'll be happy to know she arrived in perfect shape! Leah and I had some wild fun this evening and I've got big plans for her this coming weekend.

I can just imagine it... Maybe he (I assume it's a he) took the charming Leah for a drink beforehand, or maybe they went to catch a movie?  
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Well I'm sure you've heard it before, but this doll is beautiful. A true work of art. She arrived at roughly 1 PM. I assisted with the unload. She made the journey well, she was strapped in her seat. The only trouble was that her left shoe had come off...

Yeah, I often have that problem too.
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Perhaps you could put it to a vote: Which male or female celebrity would users like to see reproduced for sexual fun?
Just think, I could be ####ing a likeness of Marilyn Monroe for a measley $5,000.

Oh, pur-lease.  I can just imagine how thrilled the relatives of the late Ms Monroe might feel about that, or indeed any living celebrity having their silicone likeness being marketed as a sex toy.
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How many men, married or not, wish they had a beautiful woman to wrap themselves up in, with no personal politics (or money, or disease, or moodiness, or...)?

...Shame she's made of plastic.  
Title: Re: Ye gods!
Post by: Karlos on November 15, 2004, 04:03:28 PM
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Question: What sort of people buy REALDOLL?

REALDOLL customers include futurists, artists, art collectors, film-makers, scientists, health professionals, housewives -- you name it. There simply isn't just one type of REALDOLL customer!


ROFLMAO

Yes there is. The reasonably affluent lonely type :lol:
Title: Re: Ye gods!
Post by: bloodline on November 15, 2004, 04:41:25 PM
I still want one...
Title: Re: Ye gods!
Post by: PMC on November 15, 2004, 04:48:25 PM
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bloodline wrote:
I still want one...


Do you think they'd fit at bottle opener as an optional extra?
Title: Re: Ye gods!
Post by: bloodline on November 15, 2004, 04:57:16 PM
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PMC wrote:
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bloodline wrote:
I still want one...


Do you think they'd fit at bottle opener as an optional extra?


if they did it'd almost be worth the price tag!
Title: Re: Ye gods!
Post by: Karlos on November 15, 2004, 05:29:55 PM
From the sounds of the letters page, all they need is a fully animatronic chassis and a ROM loaded with cooking, cleaning etc. and a worrying increase in the divorce rate may result :lol:
Title: Re: Ye gods! (or, if I was being uncharitable, "One for iama")
Post by: that_punk_guy on November 15, 2004, 06:35:43 PM
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
:nervous:
maybe for necrophiles...


My exact thoughts! Why would you want something so lifelike to not move?! Creepy.
Title: Re: Ye gods! (or, if I was being uncharitable, "One for iama")
Post by: Karlos on November 15, 2004, 06:53:21 PM
There is that :lol:
Title: Re: Ye gods! (or, if I was being uncharitable, "One for iama")
Post by: KennyR on November 15, 2004, 06:56:14 PM
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tpg wrote:
My exact thoughts! Why would you want something so lifelike to not move?!


I guess to those who buy these, the lifelike real women who can move often move in the opposite direction whenever they come near.
Title: Re: Ye gods! (or, if I was being uncharitable, "One for iama")
Post by: Karlos on November 15, 2004, 07:17:00 PM
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KennyR wrote:
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tpg wrote:
My exact thoughts! Why would you want something so lifelike to not move?!


I guess to those who buy these, the lifelike real women who can move often move in the opposite direction whenever they come near.


Man I'm getting really slow. It took me two goes to read that sentence :lol:
Title: Re: Ye gods! (or, if I was being uncharitable, "One for iama")
Post by: KennyR on November 15, 2004, 08:45:32 PM
Yu're gettting disletexic.
Title: Re: Ye gods!
Post by: that_punk_guy on November 21, 2004, 04:46:50 PM
How about this then:

http://www.realhamster.com

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