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Title: Non existence
Post by: PGit on September 09, 2004, 02:46:56 PM
I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: bloodline on September 09, 2004, 02:48:59 PM
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PGit wrote:
I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?


Apply for Benefits

-Edit- Or take out a Loan, miss a payment then you'll see if you exist or not :-)
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: PGit on September 09, 2004, 03:01:13 PM
Sound advice, but are you sure that you exist?
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: whabang on September 09, 2004, 03:06:40 PM
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PGit wrote:
I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?

Eh?
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: bloodline on September 09, 2004, 03:11:50 PM
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PGit wrote:
Sound advice, but are you sure that you exist?


Does it matter?
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on September 09, 2004, 03:54:18 PM
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PGit wrote:
I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?
:pint:
(if you cannot grab the pint, you know you don't exist. If you can grab and drink it you know you exist. If you grab the pint and try to drink it but all the beer splashes on the ground and your pants get soaked you know you're drunk)
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: bloodline on September 09, 2004, 04:00:30 PM
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
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PGit wrote:
I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?
:pint:
(if you cannot grab the pint, you know you don't exist. If you can grab and drink it you know you exist. If you grab the pint and try to drink it but all the beer splashes on the ground and your pants get soaked you know you're drunk)


If you can't grab the the pint and don't try to drink it, but all the beer splashes to the ground and your pants get soaked... does it matter if it makes a sound?
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: Cyberus on September 09, 2004, 04:15:42 PM
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PGit wrote:
I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?


Your name isn't SharkPPC is it?
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: swift240 on September 09, 2004, 04:42:17 PM
Sorry but I never reply to people who dont exist.

And any way, you may be an imposter who dont exist how can I tell?

 :-?  :-?  :-?
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: that_punk_guy on September 09, 2004, 06:36:23 PM
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swift240 wrote:
Sorry but I never reply to people who dont exist.


You just did. :-)
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: Cyberus on September 09, 2004, 06:57:04 PM
Yeah, in fact, can you please change your nick to SharkPPC if you don't exist - then at least I could derive some humour from it.
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: Dan on September 10, 2004, 12:25:07 AM
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PGit wrote:
I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?

Change your name to jhv and  move in  mysterious ways:lol:
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: blobrana on September 10, 2004, 12:56:59 AM
Hum,

Perhaps he's a Buddhist on the eight-fold path,

Though certainly, in principle, he may  be Heisenberg ..

Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: Cyberus on September 10, 2004, 01:13:05 AM
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blobrana wrote:
Though certainly, in principle, he may  be Heisenberg ..


I don't know whether to *groan* or to :laughing:
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: GadgetMaster on September 10, 2004, 10:45:43 AM
 
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PGit wrote:
I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?


Care to elaborate? :lol:
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: Wain on September 10, 2004, 04:45:45 PM
Read Voltaire, he's got the anwer in there somewhere.
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: Cyberus on September 10, 2004, 04:51:50 PM
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Wain wrote:
Read Voltaire, he's got the anwer in there somewhere.


Which work specifically? I've read Candide, and he doesn't deal with it in there...
Title: Re: Non existence
Post by: T_Bone on September 11, 2004, 04:45:51 PM
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PGit wrote:
I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?


Lend me $50 bucks. :-)

[edit] that was redundant, wasn't it?