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Title: The ultimate question
Post by: gizz72 on September 06, 2004, 05:54:08 AM
Greetings,

Just want to know what would be your ultimate question? You just keep asking why? how? etc... but it seems it does not satisfy you and kept you asking...

mine would be: "When will the hurting stop?" :-P

Regards,

Gizz
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: whabang on September 06, 2004, 08:39:32 AM
JonoPike? Is that you? :-)


I dunno what the question is, but the answer is 42! :lol:
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: bloodline on September 06, 2004, 12:12:16 PM
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gizz72 wrote:
Greetings,

Just want to know what would be your ultimate question? You just keep asking why? how? etc... but it seems it does not satisfy you and kept you asking...

mine would be: "When will the hurting stop?" :-P

Regards,

Gizz


As asked by Christina Ricci:

"What Hideous, depraved, disgusting, violation of all natural laws sexual act, would you like to perform on me now, Matt?"

-Edit-
Which should be followed by:

"Ok, but can my beautiful, young bikini model friends join in too?"
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: PMC on September 06, 2004, 03:15:30 PM
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bloodline wrote:

As asked by Christina Ricci:

"What Hideous, depraved, disgusting, violation of all natural laws sexual act, would you like to perform on me now, Matt?"

-Edit-
Which should be followed by:

"Ok, but can my beautiful, young bikini model friends join in too?"


What???  You mean she asked you this too?

Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: bloodline on September 06, 2004, 03:39:43 PM
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PMC wrote:
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bloodline wrote:

As asked by Christina Ricci:

"What Hideous, depraved, disgusting, violation of all natural laws sexual act, would you like to perform on me now, Matt?"

-Edit-
Which should be followed by:

"Ok, but can my beautiful, young bikini model friends join in too?"


What???  You mean she asked you this too?



The request was for the "Ultimate Question", not wether such a question had been asked :-D
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on September 06, 2004, 07:24:44 PM
"why?"


(just hear your gf/bf/wife/husband asking this)
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: whabang on September 06, 2004, 07:36:22 PM
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
"why?"


(just hear your gf/bf/wife/husband asking this)

He said he loved me! :-D
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: Karlos on September 06, 2004, 07:41:53 PM
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whabang wrote:
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
"why?"


(just hear your gf/bf/wife/husband asking this)

He said he loved me! :-D


:lol:
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: Doobrey on September 06, 2004, 09:38:53 PM
"Do you want fries with that ?"
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: Bobsonsirjonny on September 06, 2004, 11:28:02 PM
Hmm....

When will KennyR ever be happy?

:-P
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: Cyberus on September 06, 2004, 11:46:43 PM
500 situps a night and no beer?

Bah, no way!

I used to do 200 a day, but they are soooo boring :-(

C'mon, someone back me up on this.

If you're serious though Bobson, full respect to ya!
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: gizz72 on September 07, 2004, 01:00:52 AM
Greetings,



Life is boring without the Amiga & beer! :-D

Sit-ups are very good too.

"When was the last time you're happy?"

"Answer: when I was single." -kidding- My girlfriend is punching me behind! OW!

:lol:

Regards,

Gizz
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: Turambar on September 07, 2004, 06:25:08 PM
I don't know the question but the the answer is 42....
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: whabang on September 07, 2004, 07:38:23 PM
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Turambar wrote:
I don't know the question but the the answer is 42....

Too late! :lol:
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: Cyberus on September 09, 2004, 03:12:17 AM
The ultimate question:

Well it may not be 'ultimate', but...

Why does Israel compete in European Championships (Football) and the Eurovision song contest when its not even in Europe?!?!?!





Would Palestine be admitted if they wanted to compete?
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on September 09, 2004, 11:30:14 AM
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Cyberus wrote:
Why does Israel compete in European Championships (Football) and the Eurovision song contest when its not even in Europe?!?!?!
Because Turkey wants to join the EU
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: Cyberus on September 09, 2004, 11:49:12 AM
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
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Cyberus wrote:
Why does Israel compete in European Championships (Football) and the Eurovision song contest when its not even in Europe?!?!?!
Because Turkey wants to join the EU


:lol:
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: MAD on September 09, 2004, 01:44:42 PM
Hoya!

"When will I get laid with a redhead?"

Be funky

M A D
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: whabang on September 09, 2004, 02:01:58 PM
As soon as you stop being picky, and starts dating guys.
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: Speelgoedmannetje on September 09, 2004, 02:20:12 PM
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MAD wrote:
Hoya!

"When will I get laid with a redhead?"

Be funky

M A D
A redhead who looks like my current avatar?
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: bloodline on September 09, 2004, 02:51:13 PM
Wouldn't the Ultimate question be:

"What is the Ultimate Question?"

Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: mikeymike on September 09, 2004, 04:43:24 PM
Of course, 'ultimate' also means last.  So make the question whatever the hell you like, because we'll be glad you won't be asking any more :-D

Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: X-ray on September 09, 2004, 05:07:14 PM
Okay here's one for you, Gizz:

Why can't you sneeze with your eyes open?

It is impossible. I'll give ££££ to anyone who can do it and not look like a Pekingese poodle afterwards.
Title: Re: The ultimate question
Post by: gizz72 on September 10, 2004, 06:16:43 AM
Greetings,

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Okay here's one for you, Gizz:

Why can't you sneeze with your eyes open?

It is impossible. I'll give ££££ to anyone who can do it and not look like a Pekingese poodle afterwards.

@X-ray
Easy, cause the muscles around the eyes contracts whenever, one should sneeze. Err.. maybe KennyR can expound on this. :-D

Anyway, Don't want to burst your bubble, I can sneeze while my eyes are open. I just look down. he he he.. :lol:

Here's one Ultimate(maybe) Question.

"Which came first- The Chicken or the Egg?" :-D