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Coffee House => Coffee House Boards => CH / General => Topic started by: adz on September 01, 2004, 01:27:46 PM
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Grrr...no matter what I do, each day I have to pluck at least two or three out of each nostril, they just keep sticking out, its driving me nuts, not to mention the fact that they bloody hurt when you pluck 'em. Its getting so bad I can see them suffocating me in my sleep :pissed:
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Just get into the habbit of picking your nose, you should be able to damage the lining enought to inhibit hair growth.
Works for me :-D
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EEW! :-P
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LOL's all round :lol:
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urg!
guys and their nose hairs!!!
:-o
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bloodline wrote:
Just get into the habbit of picking your nose, you should be able to damage the lining enought to inhibit hair growth.
Works for me :-D
Good angle, but I'm afraid of this (http://images.net3media.com/funnyfreepics/fingerthroughnose.jpg) might happen.
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It's a nasty thing indeed... Sooner or later you get to the age when you have to painfully pluck / trim nasal hair. Shortly after that, eyebrows suddenly sprout like bonsai shrubs and it gets worse too, once you get the wrong side of 40, you start getting hairy ears too. Yuck.
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I don;t think I can handle too much of this thread... me hopes he remains at the tender age of 28... :cry: :nervous:
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I'm trying to get used to the idea that one day in the future I'll probably more hair than person
(and at last, my claymore will be usefull for something: shaving! :-))
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Jeez. What I'm dreading is one day hearing "honey, you have a hairy back" from a woman... I'd head straight to the waxing parlour in shame.
Actually, I'm reminded of an amusing (if gross) anecdote courtesy of a female gym-going friend of mine:
Warning - do not read if easily offended!!!!
She was getting changed after a workout and in walks this woman who was obviously in exceptional shape; tall, blonde and knowing it. She was clad only in a towel and strode across the changing room with all the confidence of Aphrodite herself.
Female pal was feeling particularly aggrieved until said goddess dropped her towel before getting a shower... Apparently the vision of perfection was shattered by the sight of said lady with what appeared to be a large and well fed Tribble in her lap.
:afro:
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PMC wrote:
It's a nasty thing indeed... Sooner or later you get to the age when you have to painfully pluck / trim nasal hair. Shortly after that, eyebrows suddenly sprout like bonsai shrubs and it gets worse too, once you get the wrong side of 40, you start getting hairy ears too. Yuck.
What are you talking about, I already have a nice sprout of ear hairs and I'm only 25 :-o :-o :-o To be honest, I'm not sure whats worse!!!!
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I used to pluck them as soo as they were long enough to see in the mirror. Now I use a nosehair trimmer. I now have bald nostrils. :-P
No hair on my back or in my ears though. My chest was bare untill about 30.
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LOL! Tribble, never heard that before :-D Why don't you buy one of those lil electric shaver things that's small enough to go into your nostril... surely less painful than plucking
Although at 18 years old it's not something I've really thought about :lol:
Robert
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Robert17 wrote:
LOL! Tribble, never heard that before :-D Why don't you buy one of those lil electric shaver things that's small enough to go into your nostril... surely less painful than plucking
Although at 18 years old it's not something I've really thought about :lol:
Robert
You look pretty hairy to me... ;-)
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Flattery will get you nowhere matey :-D
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(http://www.amiga.org/uploads/cavt40cde49c7c89b.gif)
<- I can sense your name is... Guybrush... Guybrush Nosehair... no... Guybrush Threepwood
/Monkey Island
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Robert17 wrote:
Flattery will get you nowhere matey :-D
Flattery :-?:-?:-?
(why do you think ppl invented shaving instruments actually?)
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Because they got bored of finding pieces of food in their beards?
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you hardly know how big that problem is
(apart from the itchyness of a beard, luckily I'm now shaven smooth)
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Hmm, self-administered back shaving...how exactly does that work? Sellotaping a razor to a toothbrush will only get you so far.
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KennyR wrote:
Hmm, self-administered back shaving...how exactly does that work? Sellotaping a razor to a toothbrush will only get you so far.
You could soak a t-shirt in Nair. :-)
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C'mon Cecilia, chip in with that ball-trimmer link...:-D
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T_Bone wrote:
You could soak a t-shirt in Nair.
I think someone would end up with no eyebrows and no head hair if they tried that.
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he he facial hair.
A friend of mine when he was a teenager was complaining that he wasn't developing facial hair as fast as his mates and therefore he felt a little immature, especially around girls. I remember the advice we gave him:
"...for two weeks you need to cover your face with salt day and night. Don't let it come off, grind it into your skin. When the two weeks are over fill a basin with cold water and hold that about an inch from your chin. Those stubborn hairs will be so thirsty by then that they'll grow right before your eyes just so they can get to the water..."
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Plucking nose hair is actually a very good way to get an infection, also can lead to all sorts of other discomforting issues like ingrown hair/acne inside the nostril (I've had this before, it sucks...your nose hurts for weeks)
Buy a "personal groomer"(nose hair trimmer) and be done with it.
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Turambar recommends: Scissors.
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*penny drops*
I pulled a hair out of my nose a week or so ago and it's still sore. :-(
Luckily I'm not a hairy person so I don't worry about hairy backs and things...
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that_punk_guy wrote:
*penny drops*
I pulled a hair out of my nose a week or so ago and it's still sore. :-(
Luckily I'm not a hairy person so I don't worry about hairy backs and things...
You're still young... Testosterone will win the fight in the end... :-(
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@KennyR & T_Bone
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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that_punk_guy wrote:
*penny drops*
I pulled a hair out of my nose a week or so ago and it's still sore. :-(
Luckily I'm not a hairy person so I don't worry about hairy backs and things...
Thats how it all starts :-o One becomes two, two ends up becoming many, soon you'll have a moustache of nose hair
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adz wrote:
Grrr...no matter what I do, each day I have to pluck at least two or three out of each nostril, they just keep sticking out, its driving me nuts, not to mention the fact that they bloody hurt when you pluck 'em. Its getting so bad I can see them suffocating me in my sleep :pissed:
Dude! You know that if you try to pluck them out, they will only come back thicker! That's why I always leave them there. You should never take them out! :-D
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@Adz
So, five years on. How are the nose-hairs?
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Karlos wrote:
@Adz
So, five years on. How are the nose-hairs?
How the fook did you find this :-o
I tried with the search function and turned up zilch!
As for the nose/ear hairs, they're still there, only now they're starting to turn grey :-( I'm not the young man I used to be...
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PMC wrote:
She was getting changed after a workout and in walks this woman who was obviously in exceptional shape; tall, blonde and knowing it. She was clad only in a towel and strode across the changing room with all the confidence of Aphrodite herself.
Female pal was feeling particularly aggrieved until said goddess dropped her towel before getting a shower... Apparently the vision of perfection was shattered by the sight of said lady with what appeared to be a large and well fed Tribble in her lap.
:afro:
Wow, you guys actually find pubic hair repulsive ? I would go mad at the sight.
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My body hair is in all the wrong places. I couldn't grow a beard if I wanted to (I don't, but it's the principle...) but my chest and back are really hairy. I also have loads of hairs coming out of my nose and I'm only 25.
Thank goodness the only hair I actually want, the stuff on my head, hasn't started falling out yet. My dad's hair was receding by several inches by the time he was my age, and my brother was the same. I haven't lost any yet so hopefully I take after my maternal grandfather, who never lost his hair.
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adz wrote:
As for the nose/ear hairs, they're still there, only now they're starting to turn grey :-( I'm not the young man I used to be...
Me neither. I have a few gray hairs myself nowadays.
We're so old :lol:
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Karlos wrote:
I have a few gray hairs myself nowadays.
Look again. I think you'll find they're grey.
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motorollin wrote:
Karlos wrote:
I have a few gray hairs myself nowadays.
Look again. I think you'll find they're grey.
Phew, so I'm not the only one who's confused about this word so every now and then....
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motorollin wrote:
My body hair is in all the wrong places. I couldn't grow a beard if I wanted to (I don't, but it's the principle...) but my chest and back are really hairy. I also have loads of hairs coming out of my nose and I'm only 25.
At the age of 17 I already had a (thin) beard. :oops:
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Speel's a bear... :-D
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motorollin wrote:
Karlos wrote:
I have a few gray hairs myself nowadays.
Look again. I think you'll find they're grey.
All I know is that Firefox will recognise "grey" or "gray" whilst IE will only recognise "gray". I for one will not put up with Microsoft's Americanisation of the world so I stick with good old hex, #736F6E :-P
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motorollin wrote:
Karlos wrote:
I have a few gray hairs myself nowadays.
Look again. I think you'll find they're grey.
I blame sodding firefox and it's insistence on underlining grey (it's doing it as I write this post) as a spelling mistake despite being set to English/United Kingdom.
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adz wrote:
All I know is that Firefox will recognise "grey" or "gray" whilst IE will only recognise "gray". I for one will not put up with Microsoft's Americanisation of the world so I stick with good old hex, #736F6E :-P
Your hair is #736F6E?
(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm244/motorollin/736F6E.png)
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Karlos wrote:
adz wrote:
As for the nose/ear hairs, they're still there, only now they're starting to turn grey :-( I'm not the young man I used to be...
Me neither. I have a few gray hairs myself nowadays.
We're so old :lol:
What's that sonny?
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Karlos wrote:
I blame sodding firefox and it's insistence on underlining grey (it's doing it as I write this post) as a spelling mistake despite being set to English/United Kingdom.
Can't you manually add it to the dictionary? Don't let them win!
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motorollin wrote:
adz wrote:
All I know is that Firefox will recognise "grey" or "gray" whilst IE will only recognise "gray". I for one will not put up with Microsoft's Americanisation of the world so I stick with good old hex, #736F6E :-P
Your hair is #736F6E?
(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm244/motorollin/736F6E.png)
Getting there, gotta be careful plucking 'em though, I might go bald :-P
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motorollin wrote:
Speel's a bear... :-D
Pretty much, yes :lol:
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A bare what?
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A bare bear :-D
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bear
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motorollin wrote:
A bare bear :-D
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bear
:nervous:
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Karlos wrote:
motorollin wrote:
A bare bear :-D
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bear
:nervous:
Now that's insulting :-(
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
Now that's insulting :-(
It wasn't intended to be. I was referring to definitions 1 and 3 on that page. There's nothing wrong with being a stocky, hairy guy ;-)
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motorollin wrote:
Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
Now that's insulting :-(
It wasn't intended to be.
I know...
I was referring to definitions 1 and 3 on that page. There's nothing wrong with being a stocky, hairy guy ;-)
Well, I'm not sure I'm "stocky", I'm quite a tall guy, I'm 2 meters/6.56feet tall.
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
Well, I'm not sure I'm "stocky", I'm quite a tall guy, I'm 2 meters/6.56feet tall.
Wow, that's tall! :-o Stocky doesn't necessarily mean short though. It refers more to a person's build.
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stocky |ˈstɒki|
adjective ( stockier , stockiest )
(of a person) broad and sturdily built.
DERIVATIVES
stockily |ˈstäkəlē| |ˈstɑkəli| adverb
stockiness |ˈstɑkin1s| noun
:-D
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motorollin wrote:
Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
Well, I'm not sure I'm "stocky", I'm quite a tall guy, I'm 2 meters/6.56feet tall.
Wow, that's tall! :-o Stocky doesn't necessarily mean short though. It refers more to a person's build.
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stocky |ˈstɒki|
adjective ( stockier , stockiest )
(of a person) broad and sturdily built.
DERIVATIVES
stockily |ˈstäkəlē| |ˈstɑkəli| adverb
stockiness |ˈstɑkin1s| noun
:-D
As far as I understood, stocky means a bit 'round' shaped, which I am not.
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Not necessarily. I would describe rugby players as stocky.
Stocky != Fat.
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motorollin wrote:
Not necessarily. I would describe rugby players as stocky.
Stocky != Fat.
Hm, I know 2 guys who are rugby players, and they're particularly round, so that won't help :lol:
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I'll just stop digging now ;-)
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:lol:
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motorollin wrote:
I'll just stop digging now ;-)
Sorry :-S
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Look again. I think you'll find they're grey.
There's even more of the buggers now.
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There's even more of the buggers now.
Nothing worse than when the little buggers start tickling your nostrils as you breathe, me thinks it's time to start plucking!
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Nothing worse than when the little buggers start tickling your nostrils as you breathe, me thinks it's time to start plucking!
Well, I don't have that much of a fringe yet ;)
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Time for me to grow myself a nose hair moustache :lol:
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Time for me to grow myself a nose hair moustache :lol:
Should you succeed, we demand photographic evidence of this feat :lol:
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Should you succeed, we demand photographic evidence of this feat :lol:
And here I was thinking you'd just take my word for it :lol:
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My nose is quite hairy. I wonder what effect Immac administered via a nasal irrigator would have...
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Ah, plucking nose hairs is exquisite pain. I got them around 28/29 years old, along with ear hair.
Soak an ear bud in alcohol, set it alight, and flick the burning end at the offending hairs (ears and nose). This is a flick action that of course includes a sudden pull-back. Offending hairs burn off very quickly, skin is fine.
Oh, don't do this just after applying aftershave.
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My nose is quite hairy. I wonder what effect Immac administered via a nasal irrigator would have...
That doesn't sound good. You'll probably end up with a nose like Daniella Westbrook
(http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/Assets/westbrook.jpg)
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That doesn't sound good. You'll probably end up with a nose like Daniella Westbrook
(http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/Assets/westbrook.jpg)
:lol: Perhaps I'll give it a miss then. It is tempting though, since it's amazing how many bogies I find matted in my nose hair :madashell:
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Wow, you guys actually find pubic hair repulsive ? I would go mad at the sight.
I always wondered why I found Tribbles so appealing, now I know :^0
Now I'm wondering what shaved Tribbles look like :^/
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Simple Solution:
(http://www.ethaninspace.com/images/dark-in-here.jpg)
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urg!
guys and their nose hairs!!!
:-o
It's "nose hair". The plural form of "hair" is "hair". Thank you for your attention.
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The plural form of "hair" is "hair".
No it's not. "Hair" is both a singular noun ("a hair") and a mass noun ("some hair"). It is not plural. The plural of "hair" is "hairs", as in "six hairs".
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No it's not. "Hair" is both a singular noun ("a hair") and a mass noun ("some hair"). It is not plural. The plural of "hair" is "hairs", as in "six hairs".
6 hairy hares heirs to kingdom of Harry the hairy hare .....
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I find I'm starting to get the dreaded nasal flora described in this thread.
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I find I'm starting to get the dreaded nasal flora described in this thread.
Did anybody ever find a solution that doesn't involve copious quantities of cocaine or other harsh chemical treatments?
Inquiring minds wish to know :lol:
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It's ALIVE!! :afraid:
Anyway, please disregard from my "EEEWW" on the front page. I, too, have started to grow those hairs in the six years that have passed (Oh my, we're old now).
I use a nose hair trimmer to get them out. Downside is that the hair seem to grow faster and faster, the more you trim it.
Additionally, I now have hair growing out of my ears. >.<
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It's "nose hair". The plural form of "hair" is "hair". Thank you for your attention.
No it's not. "Hair" is both a singular noun ("a hair") and a mass noun ("some hair"). It is not plural. The plural of "hair" is "hairs", as in "six hairs".
6 hairy hares heirs to kingdom of Harry the hairy hare .....
just revisited this thread and had myself a good laugh
:laughing:
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just revisited this thread and had myself a good laugh
:laughing:
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A woman? In our most holy order?!
BLASPHEMY!
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A woman? In our most holy order?!
BLASPHEMY!
Cecilia has been a member of the Amiga.org Order Of The Sock for ages, as far as I know ;)
Besides, we need a female member to make up our equality targets :lol:
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I've started shaving my ears :\.
Then again I'm letting my hair grow long, so my ears aren't showing any more.
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a complete list (more or less) of the insanity that is AO
very nice
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A woman? In our most holy order?!
BLASPHEMY!
watch it, buddy
I know where you keep your dirty socks
LOL
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a complete list (more or less) of the insanity that is AO
very nice
I'm sure there's more :lol:
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Wait, the broccoli thread was not in that collection...
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watch it, buddy
I know where you keep your dirty socks
LOL
:lol: