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Title: Your mama.
Post by: whabang on August 09, 2004, 03:14:21 PM
Your mama is so fat, that an F-16 needs four mid-air refuelings to fly past her.
Title: Re: Your mama.
Post by: Cyberus on August 09, 2004, 03:43:51 PM
Oh don't get started on these, I used to be a master of the art of 'your mum' jokes.

I also designed some great maps for Doom and Duke Nuke'em :-D
Title: Re: Your mama.
Post by: Cyberus on August 09, 2004, 03:46:03 PM
Your mum is so fat, she's the only one at the beach that gets a tan.

Title: Re: Your mama.
Post by: whabang on August 09, 2004, 03:46:13 PM
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the Asteroid belt to keep her pants up!
Title: Re: Your mama.
Post by: Cyberus on August 09, 2004, 03:49:38 PM
Your mum's so fat, when she rolls over in bed she burns her arse on the light bulb.


[one of my faves]
Title: Re: Your mama.
Post by: whabang on August 09, 2004, 03:50:36 PM
Your mama is so fat, that she causes anomalies in the Space/Time Continuum!
Title: Re: Your mama.
Post by: Cyberus on August 09, 2004, 03:54:23 PM
Your mum's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Title: Re: Your mama.
Post by: PMC on August 09, 2004, 03:55:41 PM
Your mama's so fat that when her and your daddy finish making love, he rolls over three times and is still on top of her...  

etc.
Title: Re: Your mama.
Post by: PMC on August 09, 2004, 03:56:32 PM
@Cyberus

Quote

Cyberus wrote:
Your mum's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.


Nooooooooooo!

Title: Re: Your mama.
Post by: whabang on August 09, 2004, 03:56:56 PM
Your mama is so stupid, that she tried to do an abortion with a screwdriver! (my fav :-P)
Title: Re: Your mama.
Post by: Cyberus on August 09, 2004, 04:02:04 PM
Your mum is so stupid, she thought that Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.



Title: Re: Your mama.
Post by: Karlos on August 09, 2004, 05:37:07 PM
Your mama so stupid it took her 3 hours to watch "60 minutes"...
Title: Re: Your mama.
Post by: PMC on August 09, 2004, 07:10:17 PM
Your mama's so fat her a55 has reversing lamps....
Title: Re: Your mama.
Post by: T_Bone on August 09, 2004, 07:36:48 PM
 :afro:
Title: Re: Your mama.
Post by: adz on August 10, 2004, 01:24:34 AM
Your mama is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.