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Amiga computer related discussion => General chat about Amiga topics => Topic started by: TjLaZer on August 06, 2004, 07:30:08 AM
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Hehe this is great...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5113539161
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:lol::lol::lol:
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Maybe I should sell my stuff that way. :lol:
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BoingBoss wrote:
Maybe I should sell my stuff that way. :lol:
@BoingBoss:
I'm not sure you have the figure for it... :)
(please, please please don't try and disprove that! ;) )
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I never noticed what a beautiful design the C64 has before. I don't think mine ever looked that good!
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If she were holding a 1541 "Floppy" drive that would have been even more effective.
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And I suppose that's because it would have turned into a "hard" drive? :-)
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It seems that amigamad is selling his C64. :lol:
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Why didn't I think of this before?!? This guy is a genuis! This 7 day auction is only half over and he already has 594 hits :-o
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READY.
10 PRINT "COMMODORE ROCKS"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
You forgot a couple spaces and a semicolon!
10 PRINT "COMMODORE FOREVER! ";
20 GOTO 10
RUN
:-D
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10 PRINT "WELCOME TO ELBOX EFLASHER SOFTWARE"
20 INPUT "PLEASE SELECT YOUR ZORRO BUS TYPE (2 OR 3)",A
30 IF A=2 GOTO 60
40 IF A=3 PRINT "THANKS FOR BUYING THE FASTEST FLASH-TYPE DEVICE FOR AMIGA! THE SOFTWARE IS NOW READY FOR USE."
50 END
60 PRINT "YOUR BUS TYPE IS NOT FAST ENOUGH. PLEASE E-MAIL TJAOZ@ELBOX.COM FOR FURTHER BASHING OF YOUR PISS POOR ZORRO SPEEDS."
70 END
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@x56h34
:lol:
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redrumloa wrote:
Why didn't I think of this before?!? This guy is a genuis! This 7 day auction is only half over and he already has 594 hits :-o
I once saw someone selling a brand new 21" monitor on eBay and advertising it as "The perfect monitor for viewing porn on the internet!" Of course there was a pretty naked girl modeling with it in several pictures. It was selling for much more $$$ than a regular 21" monitor would go for. I also saw a Viper for sale on eBay advertised as belonging to Jenna Jameson (porn star). She was in about 6 pictures sitting in, standing by, etc. the Viper.
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The only down side I can see is that if your photos get too racey, you may have to place your ad in a category other than vintage computers! This would of course mean that you're not targeting the correct customers.
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The only down side I can see is that if your photos get too racey, you may have to place your ad in a category other than vintage computers! This would of course mean that you're not targeting the correct customers.
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I had a c64 a long time ago and i dont remember those coming with it .If it did i would have not sold it . :-D
I had to change my old avatar new one reflects my new hobby rc and vintage tamiya rc.
Going to start selling some of my amiga stuff so i have money for more vintage and new tamiya stuff. :-)
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x56h34 wrote:
10 PRINT "WELCOME TO ELBOX EFLASHER SOFTWARE"
20 INPUT "PLEASE SELECT YOUR ZORRO BUS TYPE (2 OR 3)",A
30 IF A=2 GOTO 60
40 IF A=3 PRINT "THANKS FOR BUYING THE FASTEST FLASH-TYPE DEVICE FOR AMIGA! THE SOFTWARE IS NOW READY FOR USE."
50 END
60 PRINT "YOUR BUS TYPE IS NOT FAST ENOUGH. PLEASE E-MAIL TJAOZ@ELBOX.COM FOR FURTHER BASHING OF YOUR PISS POOR ZORRO SPEEDS."
70 END
Wait! You forgot a few things...! Let me correct your code:
10 PRINT "WELCOME TO ELBOX EFLASHER SOFTWARE/DRIVER UPDATE"
20 INPUT "PLEASE SELECT YOUR ZORRO BUS TYPE, (2 OR 3) OR USB PCI CARD (4=ELBOX 5=GENERIC PCI USB CARD)",A
30 IF A=2 GOTO 60
40 IF A=3 PRINT "THANKS FOR BUYING THE FASTEST FLASH-TYPE DEVICE FOR AMIGA! THE SOFTWARE IS NOW READY FOR USE!"
50 IF A=4 PRINT "THANKS FOR BUYING THE BEST (ONLY) PCI USB SOLUTION FOR THE AMIGA! YOUR DRIVERS HAVE BEEN UPDATED!"
55 IF A=5 PRINT "U R SOFTWARE PIRAT3! NOW DELETING RANDOM FILES OFF OF YOUR HARD DRIVE - REMEMBER, IT'S OUR RIGHT TO!" del c: #?
56 END
60 PRINT "YOUR BUS TYPE IS NOT FAST ENOUGH. PLEASE E-MAIL TJAOZ@ELBOX.COM FOR FURTHER BASHING OF YOUR PISS POOR ZORRO SPEEDS."
70 END
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C'mon b00tdisk - at least use the right delete command. (Actually scratch, back on the C64)
10 PRINT "WELCOME TO ELBOX EFLASHER SOFTWARE/DRIVER UPDATE"
20 INPUT "PLEASE SELECT YOUR ZORRO BUS TYPE, (2 OR 3) OR USB PCI CARD (4=ELBOX 5=GENERIC PCI USB CARD)",A
30 IF A=2 GOTO 60
40 IF A=3 PRINT "THANKS FOR BUYING THE FASTEST FLASH-TYPE DEVICE FOR AMIGA! THE SOFTWARE IS NOW READY FOR USE!"
50 IF A=4 PRINT "THANKS FOR BUYING THE BEST (ONLY) PCI USB SOLUTION FOR THE AMIGA! YOUR DRIVERS HAVE BEEN UPDATED!"
55 IF A=5 PRINT "U R SOFTWARE PIRAT3! NOW DELETING RANDOM FILES OFF OF YOUR HARD DRIVE - REMEMBER, IT'S OUR RIGHT TO!" :OPEN 15,8,15,"S0:*":CLOSE 15
56 END
60 PRINT "YOUR BUS TYPE IS NOT FAST ENOUGH. PLEASE E-MAIL TJAOZ@ELBOX.COM FOR FURTHER BASHING OF YOUR PISS POOR ZORRO SPEEDS."
70 END
Hey, this is kind of fun. ;-)
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HUM,
~
61 FOR I = 0 TO 100
63 POKE 5000, I
65 PRINT PEEK (5000)
66 PRINT "HUM"
67 NEXT I
69 GOTO 10
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Of course, they expect you to own a 1541 disk drive. No tape drive support! :lol:
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Of course, they expect you to own a 1541 disk drive. No tape drive support!
Hey, it'd also work on a 1571 or 1581. Just be thankful for that, already. :lol:
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Ilwrath wrote:
C'mon b00tdisk - at least use the right delete command. (Actually scratch, back on the C64)
10 PRINT "WELCOME TO ELBOX EFLASHER SOFTWARE/DRIVER UPDATE"
20 INPUT "PLEASE SELECT YOUR ZORRO BUS TYPE, (2 OR 3) OR USB PCI CARD (4=ELBOX 5=GENERIC PCI USB CARD)",A
30 IF A=2 GOTO 60
40 IF A=3 PRINT "THANKS FOR BUYING THE FASTEST FLASH-TYPE DEVICE FOR AMIGA! THE SOFTWARE IS NOW READY FOR USE!"
50 IF A=4 PRINT "THANKS FOR BUYING THE BEST (ONLY) PCI USB SOLUTION FOR THE AMIGA! YOUR DRIVERS HAVE BEEN UPDATED!"
55 IF A=5 PRINT "U R SOFTWARE PIRAT3! NOW DELETING RANDOM FILES OFF OF YOUR HARD DRIVE - REMEMBER, IT'S OUR RIGHT TO!" :OPEN 15,8,15,"S0:*":CLOSE 15
56 END
60 PRINT "YOUR BUS TYPE IS NOT FAST ENOUGH. PLEASE E-MAIL TJAOZ@ELBOX.COM FOR FURTHER BASHING OF YOUR PISS POOR ZORRO SPEEDS."
70 END
Hey, this is kind of fun. ;-)
Dude it has been YEARS...but thanks for the reminder ;-)
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As Luke Skywalker would say "Look at the size of those things"! :-o
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BoingBoss wrote:
As Luke Skywalker would say "Look at the size of those things"! :-o
The size of them keys are BIG arent they? :-D :lol:
j/k
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To quote my wife:
"You can't hide those puppies - I can see their noses sticking out!"
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Saggy sunburnt breasts aren't going to make me buy that C64...
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Cyberus wrote:
Saggy sunburnt breasts aren't going to make me buy that C64...
Did you go to the link on bizzaro-eBay.com? 'Cause I saw some tanned natural boobies. Nothing about saggy or sunburnt.
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B00tDisk wrote:
Cyberus wrote:
Saggy sunburnt breasts aren't going to make me buy that C64...
Did you go to the link on bizzaro-eBay.com? 'Cause I saw some tanned natural boobies. Nothing about saggy or sunburnt.
Ah, the internet. Didn't you realize that everyone instantly became a professional critic of everything in existence once it was created?
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sic. 1541 "floppy" remark earlier.
Hey... Im game though. As long as she will be there holding my can of Labatts while I play Barbarian. What she uses to hold it is up to her.