"Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"

[metalman]

You know the phrase "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"?
 Well, here's an "old joke" example:

Tandem Writing Assignment

At least you can still buy them beer!

Beer for your Girlfriends and wives

A problem is that other things grow too!
:-P

[metalman]

Male vs Female Dictionaries:

WANTS AND NEEDS:
female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
male: Food, sex and beer!

VULNERABLE:
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing baseball without a cup.

COMMUNICATION:
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Leaving a grocery list just before taking off on a fishing trip with the guys.

COMMITMENT:
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not getting caught looking at other women while out with one's girlfriend.  


 

[metalman]

@mel_zoom

Welcome to the coffee house![/b]



@x-ray & Mel_zoom

Your exchange reads like the   Tandem Writing Assignment  :-P


A Tale of Two Cities
by Dickens, xray, & Mel_zoom

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct to hell"...

When 100 men were given beer before a driving test, it was discovered that they started to drive like women.
 
Just keep telling yourself that...

Should I tell myself that with or without the emoticon?

If I made a derogatory generalisation based on a racist cliche and appended a "smilie" it would not be OK.  So why is it ok if its a sexist cliche?

It was a joke. You've been here for a grand total of 5 days  yet you feel inclined to pull me up on that? I suggest you lighten up a bit.

Typical male response: Dont get mad, get even. No wonder the world is in such a mess...

... "It was the best cure for headache, it infallibly prevented the hair from turning grey, it imparted a particular delicacy to the complexion, it was the National Razor which shaved close: who kissed La Guillotine, looked through the little window and sneezed into the sack." And off her head comes! Now, a child. Tickle, tickle; Pickle, pickle! And off its head comes!'"
... ?

[metalman]

@X-ray

Understanding "Women"

 :lol:

[metalman]

X-ray wrote:

Mel_zoom wrote:
"...Wow! I see someone cant handle a little teasing. Do you always react like this when someone ribs you a bit? Or did I touch a nerve?..."

Mel I doubt you could touch a nerve if you were given its precise coordinates and a precision microscope.
If that pettiness was your version of ribbing, I suggest you don't give up your day job  ;-)

Rules of Battle:
A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument ...

[metalman]

Car Accident

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.

Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head, opens it and says "You take the first drink", then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately chugs half of it, puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The woman asks, "Aren't you having a drink?"

The man replies, "No thanks, I will just wait for the police ..."

[metalman]

Meaning of Life
:roflmao: