Turns out the Kick Start images are fine, just eUAE complained about them until I corrected the config file. Not sure why it gave the error it did rather than tell me I had the wrong path, but what ever, it works now.
As for Event Double Click and Menu...
...um ya, I kinda overlooked those.
And to think I somehow managed to solve so many Where's Waldo puzzles back in the day.
Thankx again!
So how far can I push all this emulation business anyhow? I've heard I could even install Dopus Magellan II in MorphOS, is that true?!