Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:

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Women's groups are angry with a beer company which said the difference between a wife and a lover was 30 kilos.

hey, guess what, it's true.

what those dopy broads fail to see is that one could also say "the difference between a husband and a lover is 60 kilos".

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i try my best.... :-D

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X-ray wrote:
@ Cecilia

 :lol:

(However you could have got gold prize instead of silver by saying that the difference between a husband and a lover is only a few inches)

i thought "shrinkage" (Seinfeld reference) only happens in water?


 :-)

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Amphetamines, and Cocaine have the most dramatic "shrinkage" effect!    
All those Hollywood cokeheads have all got small dicks.

i'll take your word for it - i stay away from people who take drugs.  :-)

if you need to talk.....we'll be here for ya! :-P

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feel free to post pics!
 :-P

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Beer helps you put on weight, so really the beer is helping lovers find matrimonial bliss..

so....what you're saying is that beer will make you so grotesque that no one will want to have sex, making the best contraception there is.
and that equals "matrimonial bliss"

hhmmmm :huh:

interesting idea, there! :crazy:

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only if EVERYBODY is drunk off their arse!
 :love:

i have heard of "beer goggles"

if one person is drunk we have a situation where 2 people are throwning up for 2 entirely different reasons!

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That explains why imbibing too much beer has disastrous effects on one's ability to drive properly

especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".

eh, hem! :-P

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i think you do both, alternately.

 :-o

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X-ray wrote:
Yes, I see what you mean, Cecilia, it may be 'inconvenient' if the vehicle missed the garage and was not parked as intended.

it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door!  :-o

mdma wrote:

Turambar wrote:

especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage".

An image that is boggling my mind..... Surely you cant pull into something and you push..... (certainly in this context i must be right)

It depends how big you are.

And whether it's still growing at that moment in time! ;-)

ah, yes, and the sides of the garage would sure appreciate the scraping!
 :lol:

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mdma wrote:

it would be really bad if you crashed into the back door!  :-o

Not for Jenna I bet! ;-)

looks like someone has been doing their, eh, homework!
 :-)

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whabang wrote:

believe me, i've seen that and OTHER such smilies. (ruder than that)

and they make laugh!

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