Fat bra burners don't like beer advert. Spokeman takes piss! :lol:

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@ Cecilia

 :lol:

(However you could have got gold prize instead of silver by saying that the difference between a husband and a lover is only a few inches)

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"...i thought "shrinkage" (Seinfeld reference) only happens in water?..."
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No, that is a phallus-ee  ;-)

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Of course there is the hormonal angle too. As you know, they have recently proved that certain beers have products that break down into oestrogen. That explains why imbibing too much beer has disastrous effects on one's ability to drive properly  :-P

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"..especially as you are trying to pull into the, eh, hem, "garage"...."
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Yes, I see what you mean, Cecilia, it may be 'inconvenient' if the vehicle missed the garage and was not parked as intended.

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'...and now she eases gently from her Austin to her Bentley...'

Well, the snooker commentators might have this to say: "...the pink is always worth more than the brown, but sometimes the pink is not available (for instance it may be covered by a red)..."