If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?

[that_punk_guy]

(a) Why?
(b) Why?
(c) Why??

;-)

[T_Bone]

JonoPike wrote:
Heheh, mine would be:

1, - Why did the universe have matter win over antimatter at the beginning of time?

How do you know that Matter won? Maybe Antimatter won and our frame of reference is just wrong.

[Karlos]

@blobrana

I was trying to recall a question "talkie toaster" asked of the temporarily fully restored Holly (ships computer, IQ of 6000) in an old episode of Red Dwarf...

[T_Bone]

1.    Who shot JFK?

2.    Who killed Marilyn Monroe?

3.     Where's Bin Laden?

[mikeymike]

Mine would be only one, but maybe just because I'm having a bad day:

"Hey, you scrawny *** ********, what the **** is wrong with you?! You must be some kind of ****ing ***hole to be able to ignore a crying child!  You know what you ****ing like, you like to !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$%!"

Or something.

Quoted from the first episode of South Park.

:-)

[Cyberus]

blobrana wrote:

MAtter and antimatter imbalance was due to Violation of CP Invariance...
In 1967, Andrei Sakharov wrote his landmark paper; "Violation of CP Invariance, C Asymmetry, and Baryon Asymmetry of the Universe" took the dynamic generation of the baryon asymmetry of the universe seriously. He laid out the basic principles needed to understand this asymmetry and how it led to the dominance of matter in the universe. It’s a modification of the Standard Model called super-symmetry; nature should show a new symmetry at extremely high energies. This paper, though slightly cryptic, showed that the violation of CP symmetry is just one of three conditions that must be satisfied to explain how an imbalance arose between matter and antimatter.

What I wan't to know, is whether the (as yet undiscovered) supersymmetrical elementary particles (quarks) - the so-called 'squarks' exist/existed. The squarks could compose a mirror image of our universe, how cool would that be?
Not 'cool' in the sense of temperature, obviously...
 :-)

[bloodline]

Karlos wrote:
From the red dwarf perspective...

..
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3) Given that time is infinite and space is also infinite, would anybody like any toast?

...or something like that!

:roflmao:

[blobrana]

@ Cyberus
Yea according to E8X E8 super-symmetry breaking there should be a `shadow` universe.

@Karlos
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/8889/sounds/talkie1.wav
@that_punk_guy
i don't know

[MaDDuck]

Hmmmmm.....
I'll narrow it down to just three questions:
1. Is the universe expanding or contracting?
2. Is your name REALLY Yahweh or god?
3. Can you make a safe cigarette that smokes JUST like a real one?

Thank you!

[Speelgoedmannetje]

You all got the answers. Still, you need the questions.

[mikeymike]

You all got the answers. Still, you need the questions.

What is The Matrix?

42?!?

[Speelgoedmannetje]

Please specify your question. When specifying your question you'll get the answer.

[blobrana]

@MaDDUck
You asked Is the universe expanding or contracting?

The universe is explanding...
In 2003,  humanity leaned that the universe is 13.7 billion years old.
Discovered by a small satellite named the Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe (WMAP) that had been collecting data in an unusual Earth orbit.
 Besides universe age, new data and analyses of the spots on the cosmic microwave background bolstered existing indications that the universe is composed predominantly of a strange and mysterious type of dark energy (73 percent). The remaining matter is only about 4 percent in familiar atoms, with the remaining 23 percent in a somewhat mysterious type of dark matter.
During that year, much cosmological research shifted from trying to find the parameters that define our universe to trying to use these parameters as a tool for understanding details of how our universe evolved...
http://mysite.freeserve.com/blobrana/news/darknews.htm :-)

[Tigger]

KennyR wrote:

2. Why do hot dog sausages come in packs of eight but hot dog buns come in packs of ten?

The problem is you cant count KennyR, sausages are in packs of 10 and the buns are in packs of 8.
     -Tig

[Tigger]

T_Bone wrote:
1.    Who shot JFK?

Lee Harvey Oswald, glad I could help.
    -Tig

[McNorris]

Alright...

1-Why is phonetics spelled with a "ph" and not an "f?"

2-Why are panties plural and a bra singular?

3-Gals with Red hair or Gals with Black hair?