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Heheh, mine would be:

1, - Why did the universe have matter win over antimatter at the beginning of time?

2, - What would a universe made of antimatter be like?

3, - If I get you pi$ $ed on booe, can I get some more answers out of you?
 

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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2004, 11:07:51 AM »
1. What would I have to do to be an all knowing entity.

2. How can you prove to me that you are an all knowing entity.

3. Why is a mouse when it spins.

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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2004, 11:37:55 AM »
1) are you really an all-knowing entity?

2) are you really really an all-knowing entity?

3) which pie is best?
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2004, 12:52:19 PM »
1. Why does toast always land butter side down?

2. Why do hot dog sausages come in packs of eight but hot dog buns come in packs of ten?

3. Given that mankind is fundamentally altruistically self-absorbed, and given his ostensible animist outlook on the transendental plane of human reasoning and the thought realms it produces, why the f*ck is council tax going up AGAIN?
 

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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2004, 01:13:19 PM »
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1. Why does toast always land butter side down?


Magnus Pike wrote a rather nice paper regarding his expermental research into the subject. I urge you to read it.

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altruistically self-absorbed


Isn't that an oxymoron?

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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2004, 01:20:20 PM »
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Isn't that an oxymoron?


Of course. ;)
 

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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2004, 01:35:40 PM »
:-? You mean, after asking when AmigaOS4.0 will be out?  Hmm, let me think about that....
 

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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2004, 03:12:15 PM »
1) What changed since yesterday that made my warp3d installation suddenly die?

2) How can I fix it?

3) Can I have something to calm my queasy stomach?
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2004, 04:06:42 PM »
The Monty Python Swallow/coconut question of course!
And the canary said: \'chirp\'
 

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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2004, 04:09:09 PM »
1) Can you give me the exact date that OS4 will be released :-P - had to be asked that one.. £50 says all knowing entity is one of the Friendens ;-) "When its Done!" :-D
2) Can you give me next weeks lottery numbers
3) Can you do give me all your knowledge?

Doctor Faustus territory me thinks :-P
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2004, 04:12:06 PM »
From the red dwarf perspective...

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3) Given that time is infinite and space is also infinite, would anybody like any toast?

...or something like that!
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2004, 04:15:16 PM »
Have you got any Raspberry and Logan berry jam like my grandma used to make.

Ive yet to come across a shop that sells it. I can get raspberry - I can get Loganberry - but never the combination...
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2004, 04:21:08 PM »
1) Do you know Bloodline?

2) Are you aware of the AROS project?

3) What is the conclusion of the following statement "Bloodline says he will stop talking about AROS if..."?
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Re: If you could ask three questions, what would they be?
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2004, 04:21:33 PM »
1) how life arose, and where
2) the true nature of time
3)?  

@Karlos

I think you`ll find that the universe is currently viewed to be `bounded`....

@jonepike
MAtter and antimatter imbalance was due to Violation of CP Invariance...
In 1967, Andrei Sakharov wrote his landmark paper; "Violation of CP Invariance, C Asymmetry, and Baryon Asymmetry of the Universe" took the dynamic generation of the baryon asymmetry of the universe seriously. He laid out the basic principles needed to understand this asymmetry and how it led to the dominance of matter in the universe. It’s a modification of the Standard Model called super-symmetry; nature should show a new symmetry at extremely high energies. This paper, though slightly cryptic, showed that the violation of CP symmetry is just one of three conditions that must be satisfied to explain how an imbalance arose between matter and antimatter.

http://mysite.freeserve.com/blobrana/cont/bb.htm

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Re: If you could ask three questions, what would they be?
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2004, 04:22:56 PM »
(a) Why?
(b) Why?
(c) Why??

;-)