Haha, agreed!
All you need to be famous is either a crap singing voice, ridiculous plastic tits, an IQ of seven, a footballing spouse or even a blend of the above (step forward Victoria Beckham, can't sing, thick, a face like a slapped arse and an eating disorder).
But then the majority of the public is obsessed with the above, for the life of me I cannot understand why. Do I care if Paris Hilton's beaver is on show when she gets out of a car? Nope, although it's arguably her most intelligent feature. However, for some reason this constitutes news.