Is it true the English can't boil an egg?

[T_Bone]

cecilia wrote:

mashed up in a mug

:roflmao: forgive me, but don't you fellas have bowls??

bachelors. If he's single, he'd be lucky to have eggs.

At my friend's house, I've been served coffee in a crock pot insert- it was the only thing clean.
 :-P

[Cyberus]

Is it true the English can't boil an egg?

Awww, what you should have said is:
Is it true that the English wear bowler hats, pinstripe suits, carry an umbrella ('brolly), drink tea religiously mid-afternoon, are insular but multi-cultural at the same time, can be at turns friendly and very cold, arrogant, ignorant, yet tolerant,
brave, but stupid, intelligent, yet naive?

;-)

[Wilse]

cecilia wrote:

mashed up in a mug

:roflmao: forgive me, but don't you fellas have bowls??

That would spoil it. For a start bowls don't have a handle.

[Wilse]

bachelors. If he's single, he'd be lucky to have eggs.

Ah, T_Bone, you know me so well; my fridge is currently devoid of eggs.

[cecilia]

Cyberus wrote:

Is it true the English can't boil an egg?

Awww, what you should have said is:
Is it true that the English wear bowler hats, pinstripe suits, carry an umbrella ('brolly), drink tea religiously mid-afternoon, are insular but multi-cultural at the same time, can be at turns friendly and very cold, arrogant, ignorant, yet tolerant,
brave, but stupid, intelligent, yet naive?

;-)

how the hell do i put all that in the title of the thread?  ;-)

[Doobrey]

cecilia wrote:
how the hell do i put all that in the title of the thread?  ;-)

Cut and paste? :-)

[Karlos]

Given I just got back from working late and I'm too tired to cook anything, I shall test the thread assertation by boiling 2 or 3 eggs concurrently whilst attempting the simultaneous toasting of bread...

[Karlos]

Assertation failed: I just had three near perfect soft boiled eggs with toast :-D

[blobrana]

Hum,
Just one word: Salmonella.

[Karlos]

Bah, I see Eggwina Currie's farce legacy lives on :lol:

[cecilia]

Karlos wrote:
Given I just got back from working late and I'm too tired to cook anything, I shall test the thread assertation by boiling 2 or 3 eggs concurrently whilst attempting the simultaneous toasting of bread...

ok, so, after recording your results with These eggs, when the Lion Quality eggs with the heat sensative ink comes out, get and boil those and let me know how different the experience is.

I desperately need to know! :-D