Lol @ T-Bone shaped cutout!
Ha ha, I can guarantee you that I would be sleeping in the bungalow only if I could have full chainmail armour and a motorcycle helmet with the visor TAPED shut.
Imagine the sound as the spider hits the visor....Thok!!
and then the feverish scrabble of spiny legs across the helmet as he scurries away, no doubt going back up to the rafters for more fun...