Absolutely not ridiculous, and not an excuse....
Yes it is BOTH, and as a "drama queen", I
haven't bought one yet.
Further, while you and Niding my both be unapologetic fanboys, its pretty easy to poke holes in your statements.
Gunnar didn't need other programmers or code to test an fpu, there are plenty of available packages that use floating point routines already in existence.
If he's having trouble getting it done, just admit it.
Excuses about priorities or statements about the current purchasers are merely obfuscation.
And, as Niding admitted, its obviously a useful feature, as even with its higher clock speed, a Vampire takes MUCH longer to perform fpu commands via emulation.