APL - Amiga Protection League
With the shocking upturn in Amiga related crime, the APL has put forward a new campaign to stamp out these horrific acts once and for all. With heart-rending pictures of smashed CPUs and bruised monitors reaching our tear stained eyes every day, enough is enough.
So, you can stop the abuse. Adopt an Amiga today! Save them from their vile 'homes', and place it on your desk, and it'll smile back at you. You will be at peace, knowing that it will be used, rather than abused.
Sure, you night not want to trade in your 2.2Ghz 512Mb PC for an A500, but you will have saved the happiness of a good machine.
APL - Amigas need TLC too y'know!